Dyslexic cnut

You could stay at my place LC, but Ray Winstone’s in the spare room right now as his tart has kicked him out. To be honest, he’s a bit of a scruffy cunt who jibbed the last round last night. Let me dwell on this.

Beautiful sentiments. I always admired you Doc. I hope you make a comeback. God’s speed. x

It’s Saturday, there’s no school tomorrow, unless you’re turning up in a park for a make-believe fight? You fucking idiot. Wake up a retard and you’ll have moved forward.

You jumped up arrogant little twat. I think you’ll find that they do not. How many name changes have you had since you joined? Just the one’s since the DJ died?

I smell reverse gear. Too funny.

I have no affiliation with @Witheredscrote

I’d like to wholeheartedly encourage the moron to press on. I mean, listen to the fucker, he’s the king of the world and dead hard. This is going to be hilarious, short…but hilarious. Little prick.

Repent, admit your defeat, move on. You’ll be fine and the Doc will return. Genuinely, good luck in the days ahead.

I’ve never had to hide behind different names, coward. I mean, who the fuck does that? Is there something you’re not telling us?

The measure of a man is how he overcomes failure. You picked the wrong fight last year and got humiliated in this place. You never got over it. The decline has been marked since. It’s almost tragic to witness.

Thick as mince. Flid’s elbow perhaps?

100 posts in a week, 3 noms in a day suggests otherwise. You utter idiot.

Still hurting Doc? Bless.

Different league to you, softshite. For a start, he attended school after the age of six, I believe. Last time…fuck off.

No. I just struggle with the lobotomised. Leave this place, you’re putting potentially talented newbies off. Fucking idiot.

Thank your lucky stars that @Stubby Pecker is in the Donbas. You’re a fucking amateur when it comes to medieval malpractice threats next to that particular cunt. Now… fuck off, bore.

Three dreadful noms in a day. No agenda there then. Well, at least Frank’s onside…until he isn’t.

Three weak and ‘done before posts.’ Lame, grammatically awful and wooden. Never have I seen more blatant frantic activity which is driven by one eye on the leaderboard than this. Do what I did when I topped it in December…and fuck off for three months you dickhead.

Two simpletons groomed in a fortnight. Brilliant.

I won’t point out the obvious, it’s not fair. You still on rum?

Or ‘Mariupol?’ Didn’t take long did it? I’ll get the ale in then.

Thanks for the advice there, you wise, senior sage of the site. I’m not sure that you & Jake constitute ‘half the corner’ but I’ll endeavour to emulate your learned talent…going forward. Rolls eyes.

Oxymoron?

Looks can be deceptive. I’m still off the sauce so fuck right off.

‘the’ was spelled correctly, was it not? I’ve been listening to ‘The Puppetmaster’ on BBC Sounds. Vladislav Surkov, the most powerful man you’ve never heard of. It’s kept me awake all night, Raastwat. Give it a whirl.