Dyslexic cnut

Fuck off. I’m two away and I’ve put a mediocre nom up to squeeze me up the LB and then I can fuckin retire. Either like my mediocrity or at least have the common decency to stay dead for a bit. How’s the lymph nodes btw?

Out of likes… plus, I’m making a run at Decs while Eric’s in the oncology ward…so fuck off.

You’re a fiscal chap, Mikey. If you help me find this Secker Cunt I’ll pay for the wife to go to Lourdes. One-way?

Currency trading genius my cock. I spent £4k with him last month and I’ve got a garage full of drachma and lira. He’s a cunt.

‘I used to work 9-5. But what made me a millionaire is working a few minutes of a morning, every day’ I deeply loathe this cunt with his dayglo teeth and tales of wealth every time I try to view anything on the YouTubes. I’m trying to get instructions on how to change a lightbulb or how to effectively corporally punish an offspring with metal and up pops his cunting face. ‘I get up at 6am every morning, swim a mile in my pool and do a workout…then I’m ready for work at 8am when the markets open. I work for 45 minutes then I take the kids to school. The rest of the day is mine to play golf/tennis here in L.A. then buy another Bentley. If you buy my tutorial you can do the same!’ What a fuckin verminous filthy piece of shit. First off, he’s skint and has never been a successful trader (Forex ffs!) and he doesn’t live with his kids because they hate his rancid guts as he left their mother in a flat and fucked off with some silicone bint. Yet the Youtubes let him pedal his faux ideal life to all and sundry. He makes his money, such as it is, by getting gullible cunts sign up to his ‘minimum effort/maximum income’ fairy tales. £2500/seminar with him on Zoom and his courses (20 people at a time) are full. Then the t-shirts, baseball caps and online subscription fees. If I ever track this cunt down I’m hiring @Stubby Pecker to go medieval on his spinal cord. Also…I want my fucking money back. Lol and fuck off. https://www.theguardian.com/business/2012/feb/12/this-man-could-nmake-you-rich-or-could-he

@Penny Farthing?

Naspack.

Does the wife play the FTSE, Mike?

Paedo-killers Ltd.

Oh, right. Wanker.

Goldman Cacks.

What kind of mortgage do you have, shitesniffer? I’ll bet it’s a cacker. Lol.

@Gonk you lazy cunt. I can see you peeping over the fence. Show yourself and do something. New blood is needed.

Are you slipping this little cunt a length, Pen?

The cabin boy was Bray, A rancid filthy gay. He stuffed his arse with broken glass And circumcised @Carl Sway

And the ship's dog was called Rover@and turned the poor thing overAnd ground and ground that faithful houndFrom Tenerife to Dover The cook his name was BillyWith a pus soaked rancid willyAnd he fed the crew on menstrual stewAnd Roops’ hymen fried in chilli.

Amusing himself, by abusing himself and wiping it on his hat.

@Old Chap Raasclaat is 6’7” you stupid little cunt.

He doesn’t. He merely enjoys snuggling up to any useless spastic that turns up on here. He’s like a mother figure for Corner rejects.

Wow! Looks like @Ape™️’s time on here is over after yet another withering and laser-like attack. Fuck off…Fag-hag.

Well…can’t say he wasn’t warned.

Fine work, Ricardo…

Sometimes, Baby…you’re worth the admission fee.

His bird is anatomically fucked. I’ve told him to buy a new one. Since you’re both in discussions, can you make him an offer from the brass house. I don’t think our Mike’s is too fussed but make sure it’s got two working legs, Bill. He’s just spent a few bob on an Aegean sojourn, so go easy on the price. Cheers.

You’re not remotely getting the feel of this place are you, deviant? This place is not a sixth-form common room. I’ll politely request that a brand newbie, @Dick Fiddler dispose of you, you snide, grassing pervert.