Dyslexic cnut

Christ you’re shit.

Eric would have literally killed to be in my unit Bill. He’d have been collecting pelts.

1:18 surely one of the greatest lyrics ever. (erm…from BIRKENHEAD.)

In my day, you got remunerated for shooting blacks.

Cunt. Picking on the mentally infirm.

Cleaning windows?

I’m in the back garden, Wilhelm, listening to the dulcet tones of that Sophie Ellis-Baxtor cascading across the river from the Eurobuggery concert at the Pier Head. Spare bedroom’s free since Belinda Carlisle moved out. You up for it?

Just got back from Lime St. I picked the wife up from her pin-selling business.

It was a while ago but I’m always minded of Chubby Brown’s wish regarding his re-incarnation. He wanted to come back as the Nolan sister’s bog seat. Lol.

Stop with the idiot grooming, Frank. You have no friends here.

Looks like he’s into your y-fronts now.

I wish you’d say ‘I can’t breathe.’

Agreed, and the answer is ‘yes’…early 80s. Spotless.

I think she was a bit harsh but let’s be honest, it was inevitable.

I’ve got no time for her as I’ve recently demonstrated, but it does amuse me when she kicks fuck out of a Corner wanker. Assume the position, erm…doctor.

Four fucking paragraphs of ‘not being drawn into…?’ Stupid fucking cunt.

He ‘stalks’ the UK so as a supposed medic, I thought I’d give the Cunt a taste of his own medicine. Top-tip though.

Ouch!

I know that @Wolfie’s under your skin but if I was you I’d be more concerned about who is currently kneeling in front of you unzipping your ‘flies!’ He’s the ‘best on here’ apparently, dickhead.

As if to prove a point, here you are right now, over the flies and the breakfast table, looking at this. You obsessed Cunt. Last Cunt Standing Viewing Topic: Anyone Sorry about voting for Brexit ? 1 minute ago

Last time I hallucinated (shrooms) in an old factory, I got sacked. Fuck off.

What’s with the obsessive need to relate even the most obscure subject back to Brexit and UK politics? Oh…hang on a minute. Tit.

I smell an antipodean rattle. That’s twice in one night. Fuck me, I’m talented.

I’d try to forget it too, if I’d just made an utter cunt out of myself. Lol…etc.

Once upon a time, I got paid to shoot spooks if that counts?