Dyslexic cnut

There’s ancient evil in the air here…I think.

I’ve been digging and I’ve tracked your cunt ass down, Hutch. Netflix…’Nobody’ You’re old fella’s a piece of work btw…

This is a trick, yes? I feel sorry for @camberwell gypsy poor cow bought a super-sized popcorn for a two minute punch-up.

Where’s my credit this time around for initiating the said meltdown, Killa…you tobacco chewing miscreant. I got him in one stab. You owe me one of those ‘likely’ things too…proper shit-stirrer you are Bonny-lad.

You odd twat.

You stupid cunt.

Bravecto is the best product, don’t fuck about with Frontline because it’s shit. 1 tablet for a dog that size will cost you about £21 though, obvs, you should pay as you’re to blame here. There are many preventative repellants that are natural, crushed bay leaves for one. Also, tobacco works so you if you are truly fond of the animal I believe that you should start smoking 200 Capstan full strength a day and breathe on the Cunt.

Fuck this now. That’s not a film btw.

True Shit.

Young Bums

Rimstone

Bell or Highwater.

For a Poo Dollars More.

High Plains Woofter.

Shitty Slickers.

Boned Tomahawk.

Prances with Wolves.

Jap-Eyed Jacks.

Ringo Bravo.

Butch Assidy and the Bumdance Flid.

3:10 to Pooma.

The Fagnificent Seven.

That’s not the Dog’s fault. What the fuck would you do if a stranger rammed two unsolicited nostrils up your hoop?

I was piss wet through, inappropriate soaked footwear and it was raining. The water-blaster was playing up and I’d smashed the brush thing by running over a stone. As the pressure dropped, old JSP came into my head and I chortled to myself. I’ll be honest, Billy…it was a souless endeavour, but it was still better than being in the same building as her. How can I put this…she’s moved into the Departure Lounge today. I’ll PM you with any developments.