Dyslexic cnut

Get up to speed Scotto, this ‘little’ shitcunt has form for blocking half the board due to him being a precious ‘little’ half-faggot!

The irony and inappropriateness of a self confessed physical and intellectual midget using this particular adjective twice in one post will not be lost on the members. Do yourself and us a favour, and fuck off back to Hobbitnet or wherever you came from. You’re being groomed by an assassin and a large cocked tranny you stumpy, grass wanker.

Vets are nearly as bad as gob-quacks. We were told our dog needed to be anaesthetised to have his teeth cleaned at a cost of £450. I took him to some geriatric old farmer who did it for £20 with a sonic toothbrush in fifteen minutes. The little cunt came out like Donny Osmond and was grinning at every dog in the park for months which resulted in him getting his cock and ringpiece sniffed and licked by every bitch in the local area. I’m going on Thursday.

Pre or post fingering?

Old cunt only needed a white one and she’d have had a snooker set. That said, she was a proper old-school racist so not all bad.

Can’t be doing with the swivel-eyed little Cunt after his conduct during the great ‘Paedogate’ scandal when he revelled in the banning of far better punters than he could ever aspire to be. I’m not having him. Also…what the fuck is wrong with ‘inventing imaginary friends?’

Shut your snide mouth you little halfwit cunt. @Eric Cuntman, I hope you’re grooming this worthless, snivelling, back-stabbing rat until it’s time to Saucepants it.

Get @Neil to drive her home then you ungrateful cunt. Has she been jabbed?

Just take the advice HS and delete the fucking post. You’ll notice that even I apologised to Billy tonight for commenting about flogging my former Ukranian refugee to him to pimp out. As soon as he informed me that he’d married her I backed off. Rules is rules.

Noted…apologies.

But their ‘nation’ of dwarf, inbred, dead-language speaking wrong-uns are ‘proud’ apparently. Fuck off, inferior cunts.

Another thing you bowler-headed twat, where’s the money for that Ukranian brass I sold you?

Hardly…we won. But why pick that sideways cunt against the mighty…erm, Wales? They should have gone for the sheepfucker’s throats.

Why pick that thick, slobber-gobbed crab Henderson? Fuckin dense Mackem Cunt singing ‘God Save the Queen’ ffs. You do know that your hero, Klopp was a defender…a shite one mind.

Wes ‘Caramac’ Brown.

Fingered her late 90’s. Spotless mott but I did develop Housemaid’s knuckle.

I’ve been sailing down the Rhine again, Billy. Ask Roops…also, fuck off.

Leave the lad alone. He was clearly smoking something heavy. I blame that cunt @Old Chap Raasclaat.

You on the lemo again, kid?

Possible…I mean, who’d have thought that Mowgli would end up as PM?

less of the ‘bastard’…cnut.

‘I’m swinging in the drain’…Lesley Whittle, 1975.

How the fuck have you been watching the snooker whilst making thousands of calls to that Jungle programme? When the first two out were ethnics I knew you were up to summat. Shady cunt.

See you later undertaker…in a while necrophile.

Where’s Dennis Nilsen when we need him?