Dyslexic cnut

Ironic after your snidey backstabbing, grass performance in this place some months ago which disgusted most on here and is one of the main reasons you’ll never be accepted. The only surprise to me is that @Decimusand @Eddie haven’t kicked your retarded cunt in you squealing little rat.

That cunt scared the Cunt off me when I was a kid not just in the film. He rented our cock-loft in the late 70’s and was a filthy bastard. He left in the dead of night and we’ve never seen my sister since. Never bought a round either btw.

I think he’s more ‘Betamax’ myself.

Intercontinentally loathed. Time to go, Carl…for your own sake.

Thanks very fuckin much.

Spot on. Brilliant. At fucking last someone has rocked up with the bollocks to take this amateur on. The end of @Eric Cuntman is a thing to observe. Fair play Carl, kill this little cunt.

Fuckin nob head, him, Bill.

B.J.Thlid, morelike.

I have no idea how you have the temerity to even log onto this place today after such a withering, vicious and laser-like attack, Eric. You’re finished in this place, there’s simply no coming back from such an eloquent put-down…worthy of the great Harridan Helmet Hag himself. You’re fucked.

Don’t knock it, Doc. Featuring on the board lifts one’s whole week, trust me. You’ll know precisely what I’m on about when you become talented enough. Do press on.

Could you be more fucking tedious?

You really are something of a cunt. Now, fuck off and hand your homework in.

If Frank reads the Eye, I’m cancelling my subscription…it’s bad enough that Roops reads it.

The drop in the value of sterling has seen that opportunistic silverback, Fifty Cent, change his name to ‘one pound!’ Lol…etc.

One arrogant little cunt is what he is. He fingered Mrs Cnut, or so she reckons, in the early 90’s…and somewhere else, probably.

You’re treating him quite royally lately, Panz, it’s lovely to see. Not surprising really as you cunts are quite fond of King Edwards. Lol.

This merely confirms that you are, perhaps disturbingly, intimately familiar with the movements and routine of large men of West African extraction in a vulnerable position in the Central London area. Explain yourself.

Straight question, Pen. What technique do you employ when eating a Toblerone?

If this is true, then he truly is reverting to type by sneaking into some other cunt’s house via the back garden.

He’s clearly ducking the questions after announcing his fowl policies and thereby goosing the economy. Fuck off.

This is ‘like being savaged by a dead sheep.’

Why the fuck are you still here? The school holidays are over you insufferable halfwit.

This makes you more fucking stupid than anyone here could have possibly imagined, tubercoon.

I’ve got one and it’s very fond of mutton. Now, fuck off, mutant.

Eat dogshit.