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Dyslexic cnut

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  1. To newer members, this is what we allude to when we use the word ‘rattled.’ Look at the state of this poor cunt…funny isn’t it?
  2. Frank. Come up and see me, make me smile.
  3. If I am, it will confirm a very worrying rumour about site ownership. Let’s see eh? Dickhead.
  4. It would appear that the limited wanker is well named after all. What a completely deluded prick.
  5. I’m reassured. Meantime, cousin Sinead needs a bairn….for the fields. Crack on.
  6. They reckon the next time you eat your youngest, it should be a tad more gastronomical than the last time. You disgusting sub-human bog-hovering serf. Bake young Seamus in peat…slowly. The underarms are the tenderest, but don’t be fallin out over it.
  7. 14 minutes to go…wanker. After all that effort you’ve failed and, hopefully, your sausage dog has died. Tell me…was it worth it you absolute amateur. The best thing is… @Ape™️hasn’t even needed to breathe out to fuck you right up…just a knowing glance. You’re way out of your league.
  8. I believe the crop has struggled due to climate change this year. How was young Declan? Did you you do him in batter?
  9. A baby-eating spud rears its inbred head. S’up Panz…sister on blob?
  10. Are you comfortable with @Penny Farthing liking everything you post? Including a full stop. This is now war, Frank. Sleep well.
  11. Never mind this shit, bro. Any chance of you sliding off that blood soaked hammock in Port au Prince and eviscerating Frank?
  12. Only the bits I can’t reach, with soap.
  13. Noted. It was a post to my brother…familial.
  14. Eric’s posts seem very likeable, Raas…😏
  15. Begging for help from perverts. You sad sack of shit. 1hr and 9 mins to go…still fancy ur chances? Idiot.
  16. I’d pay the gobshite-groomer no mind. Have you noticed how prolific he is today? The retarded half-faggot actually thinks he can solicit enough ‘likes’ by close of play to be ‘top of the LB come Monday,’ as he predicted. Not even doner-dick can help him now.
  17. Could you be more blatant? Dreadful attempt at soliciting a response. Who the fuck do you think you’re attempting to lure? Lamentable.
  18. Erroneous use of elipsis…you’re too easy, Francesca. Does this flurry of activity mean you’re attempting to make a late run at the ‘top of the LB come monday?’ Best PM Pen you dope. Get to church.
  19. I’m over in Haiti with our kid. Its all kicking off but we’re making a few quid. Mam’s remarrying a little fat man called Duvalier who’s not happy with the mess you’ve made of her mott. I’d lie low if I was you.
  20. I fingered that Jenny Bond, mid-80’s. Spotless but a tad-musty, she left me with a sort of yeasty yellow nail debris, if you get me, Doc? Post-coital, we chatted…pillow-talk if you will. Even she didnt bang on about the Royals like you do you fucking pound-shop Nicholas fucking Witchell cunt.
  21. I can’t see the rancid, cob-web covered, deviant, cadavre-cunt and I never will be able to. PM when it’s dead.
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