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Dyslexic cnut

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  1. I wish you’d say ‘I can’t breathe.’
  2. Agreed, and the answer is ‘yes’…early 80s. Spotless.
  3. I think she was a bit harsh but let’s be honest, it was inevitable.
  4. I’ve got no time for her as I’ve recently demonstrated, but it does amuse me when she kicks fuck out of a Corner wanker. Assume the position, erm…doctor.
  5. Four fucking paragraphs of ‘not being drawn into…?’ Stupid fucking cunt.
  6. He ‘stalks’ the UK so as a supposed medic, I thought I’d give the Cunt a taste of his own medicine. Top-tip though.
  7. I know that @Wolfie’s under your skin but if I was you I’d be more concerned about who is currently kneeling in front of you unzipping your ‘flies!’ He’s the ‘best on here’ apparently, dickhead.
  8. As if to prove a point, here you are right now, over the flies and the breakfast table, looking at this. You obsessed Cunt. Last Cunt Standing Viewing Topic: Anyone Sorry about voting for Brexit ? 1 minute ago
  9. Last time I hallucinated (shrooms) in an old factory, I got sacked. Fuck off.
  10. What’s with the obsessive need to relate even the most obscure subject back to Brexit and UK politics? Oh…hang on a minute. Tit.
  11. I smell an antipodean rattle. That’s twice in one night. Fuck me, I’m talented.
  12. I’d try to forget it too, if I’d just made an utter cunt out of myself. Lol…etc.
  13. Once upon a time, I got paid to shoot spooks if that counts?
  14. Got the full kit with it, including the car re-spray tool. Marvellous. I don’t use the compressor though as it burst my first three blow-up dolls. Completely over powered.
  15. Got the old dear’s G4 Kirby. An utter beast. It’s not the suction, it’s the noise that scares the debris off the carpets. I love the mad bastard! Polished aluminium like an old Dakota… @Ape™️?
  16. Why the repeated requests for ‘hoover bags?’ Catheter or rectum full?
  17. He was into Oasis and as far as Blur where concerned I think he was in denile.
  18. I met a nice giza there, got the ale in, pharaoh-nuff. Idolised his mummy and he was named after his dad. He was called ‘Russell.’ Guess what they called his dad?
  19. Careful now. Remember that she has that locator thing, MENSA membership, and an intimate knowledge of ferry timetables to Ireland. 🙄
  20. There only appears to be one member on here with intimate knowledge of this Eurovision thing, and you’re clearly it. What a peculiar and contradictory little runt you really are.
  21. Only the lower classes still use vacuum cleaners with bags. Oik.
  22. Strange times on the corner. Whilst the Vulcan is happy to issue threats about veiled nonce references to members, she can’t quite get a grip of previously banned deviants gatecrashing the party at whim? Odd with her being all clever and that. What a useless cuntess. She’ll be as sharp as a beachball the next time @King Billy yanks her chain however. Still, I suppose we’ve got Punkers back…for now.
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