Dyslexic cnut

9 hours ago, Frank said:

Site ownership is irrelevant. I've outlined the details in a long DM to Mrs R this morning.

I've never known anyone to get away with garnering a fellow member with 6 or 7 consecutive likes, gloating about it, and then suggesting others do the same. You then went on to abuse Panzer's family members, suggesting his sister was on the blob etc.

You're a charmless and angry little man, totally devoid of humour, who lost his way on these pages long ago. If you do somehow manage to wriggle out of it, I will come down on you like a tonne of bricks over the coming weeks. 

To newer members, this is what we allude to when we use the word ‘rattled.’ Look at the state of this poor cunt…funny isn’t it?

8 hours ago, Frank said:

No. Yog and I were fairly close throughout the nineties. Back then I had cock coming out of my ears. Frank senior was involved in his father's restaurant business in Edgware and Cyprus. They still meet occasionally. 

Unlike you and the truth. Bellwipe.

23 hours ago, Frank said:

 

 

Frank. Come up and see me, make me smile.

11 hours ago, Frank said:

If you're not banned by this time tomorrow, I'll never post on here again. 

If I am, it will confirm a very worrying rumour about site ownership. Let’s see eh? Dickhead.

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

‘When you first arrived on this site’…

Are you telling me that you are the saviour of CC? Park your ego you presumptuous little cunt. And don’t try and tell me what passes for quality around here until you’re top of all 4 leaderboards. Fucking little shit.

It would appear that the limited wanker is well named after all. What a completely deluded prick.

3 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

I'll never report ya dc baby..ive an inkling of the daily hell in which ya struggle..and that'll do me ..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

I’m reassured. Meantime, cousin Sinead needs a bairn….for the fields. Crack on.

1 minute ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Funny ya mention empty shelves...are there many in yer local Co-op..we see it on our screens nightly..farmers moanin about crops rottin in the ground..what a time to be alive..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

They reckon the next time you eat your youngest, it should be a tad more gastronomical than the last time. You disgusting sub-human bog-hovering serf. Bake young Seamus in peat…slowly. The underarms are the tenderest, but don’t be fallin out over it.

4 minutes ago, Frank said:

Reported. Rule 7, 9 and 12. 

14 minutes to go…wanker. After all that effort you’ve failed and, hopefully, your sausage dog has died. Tell me…was it worth it you absolute amateur. The best thing is…

@Ape™️hasn’t even needed to breathe out to fuck you right up…just a knowing glance. You’re way out of your league.

Just now, PANZER MURPHY said:

We've a word for fellahs like you over here...sleeveen...its as greasy as it sounds..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

I believe the crop has struggled due to climate change this year. How was young Declan? Did you you do him in batter?

On 17/03/2024 at 23:35, PANZER MURPHY said:

Still running around the site lickin hole like some stray lookin for a master dc baby..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

A baby-eating spud rears its inbred head. S’up Panz…sister on blob?

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Frank once changed his username to an ellipsis. 
Like ‘Prince’.

Two dots?

13 minutes ago, Frank said:

I was very briefly joint first along with Eric earlier this evening. I consider that a victory. He then posted something that I was obliged to like, which obviously kept him ahead. Fair enough... credit where it's due etc. What is not fair, is you being hell-bent on keeping EC afloat. He certainly won't appreciate it. @Mrs Roops kindly have a word in this wanker's ear. He's just awarded EC five consecutive likes in a deliberate attempt to manipulate the leaderboard. 

Are you comfortable with @Penny Farthing liking everything you post? Including a full stop. This is now war, Frank. Sleep well.

50 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Panzer, you need a woman in your life old chap. Is your idea of a chatting up some bird to talk about... Brexit? I'm concerned you're a bit obsessed. Next time your in London or the West Country send me a PM, I'll teach you how to be confident and assured with the opposite sex. Save up a few Giro's and I'll get you some decent garments as well.

I'll help sort your life out Panzer. 

Never mind this shit, bro. Any chance of you sliding off that blood soaked hammock in Port au Prince and eviscerating Frank? 

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

What you’re black now?

Only the bits I can’t reach, with soap.

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Get fucked! She’ll fucking strip my likes and ban you.

Noted. It was a post to my brother…familial.

38 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Panzer, you need a woman in your life old chap. Is your idea of a chatting up some bird to talk about... Brexit? I'm concerned you're a bit obsessed. Next time your in London or the West Country send me a PM, I'll teach you how to be confident and assured with the opposite sex. Save up a few Giro's and I'll get you some decent garments as well.

I'll help sort your life out Panzer. 

Eric’s posts seem very likeable, Raas…😏

5 hours ago, Frank said:

Pen, did you see what he called me? A half faggot!

I did make an effort to top the leaderboard this weekend. It’s not happening. Where am I going wrong?

 

 Begging for help from perverts. You sad sack of shit. 1hr and 9 mins to go…still fancy ur chances? Idiot.

14 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Is this all you've got to challenge me, a barrel-scraping alpaca pun, which echoes something Pen would conjure up? Actually, I'm not surprised. You useless piece of uncreative shit. Stand down before I humiliate you.

I’d pay the gobshite-groomer no mind. Have you noticed how prolific he is today? The retarded half-faggot actually thinks he can solicit enough ‘likes’ by close of play to be ‘top of the LB come Monday,’ as he predicted. Not even doner-dick can help him now.

12 minutes ago, Frank said:

Understandable if you live in 3-bed-semi in Colindale and your neighbour drives a Luton-van-for-DPD. My driveway in Wiltshire is over-half-a-mile long. People can park where they like, willy-nilly. 

Could you be more blatant? Dreadful attempt at soliciting a response. Who the fuck do you think you’re attempting to lure? Lamentable.

2 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'm still looking at that 8k 168cm JLD pic that appears to be hung in dwarfs care home. I'll come back to you. 

Thick bastard.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Sloppy grammar and punctuation.. cluttered text with the usual hyphen abuse. You always appear to try too hard when engaging with LCS. Slow down. Idiot. 

Erroneous use of elipsis…you’re too easy, Francesca. Does this flurry of activity mean you’re attempting to make a late run at the ‘top of the LB come monday?’ Best PM Pen you dope. Get to church.

15 hours ago, Roadkill said:

You shirking little twat. Like mother like son.

That's fine, just leave the old man to herd the spastics.

I'm selling your Playstation. You've left it here for over two weeks now and I need the money for petrol if I'm going to be doing triple shifts at the spacker ranch.

I’m over in Haiti with our kid. Its all kicking off but we’re making a few quid. Mam’s remarrying a little fat man called Duvalier who’s not happy with the mess you’ve made of her mott. I’d lie low if I was you.

21 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

To return to the topic at hand…83 days now since Katie’s last appearance. Not available until after Easter was the story…well, they’ve got 2 weeks till this unholy mess really boils over. 

The truth will out. 

I fingered that Jenny Bond, mid-80’s. Spotless but a tad-musty, she left me with  a sort of yeasty yellow nail debris, if you get me, Doc? Post-coital, we chatted…pillow-talk if you will. Even she didnt bang on about the Royals like you do you fucking pound-shop Nicholas fucking Witchell cunt.

On 15/03/2024 at 09:39, Frank said:

We’re all wankers to someone, DC. I’ll be topping the leaderboard come Monday, and it’s down to the fact that I know what I’m doing. On this current run, I think you’ll find that EC is my biggest fan. True. 

How’s that panning out for you, fuckhead?

On 15/03/2024 at 19:46, King Billy said:

Haven’t you got a geriatrics tea dance or a ‘old men in sheds’ group to go to somewhere tonight, you boring, incontinent old freak?

I can’t see the rancid, cob-web covered, deviant, cadavre-cunt and I never will be able to. PM when it’s dead.