Dyslexic cnut

16 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

I helped design the main engines for the Saturn V rocket in the early sixties.

I fingered that rocket…mid-80s. Spotless.

5 hours ago, Neil said:

£80 quid to be told you need a tooth out,£225 to take said cunt out, 5 minutes in the chair...robbing cunts. Also advised me that I should consider an implant to replace it...£4-£5,000.....fuck off! Cunts

Neil. This is a beautiful nom. (Unless Baws goes all ‘historical’ on you.) What a vile bunch of cunts these gob-doctors really are. Back in the day, your GP catered for all health issues, then these shitcunts were  let loose. My old man always commented that when you went to the posh side of town for medical treatment, the doctors had Jags but the  Gob doctors had Bentleys (like mine.) 

When you see Pakis and Indians take up certain ‘professions’ you know damn well that it is disgustingly bent, tax-exempt and highly profitable. When a successful CC businessmen has to go to Hungary for a gobfix, it tells you all you need to know about this putrid, disgusting ‘profession’ in the UK. @Mrs Roops…what say you, you failed, flawed, fictional dental nurse you? Wankess.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Suzy Lamplugh?

I am ‘Mr Kipper.’ Keep it Schtum. Cunt.

3 hours ago, Penny Farthing said:

Tap wrench.

Good evening…Walrus Wanger.

3 hours ago, Frank said:

What's your problem with estate agents, in particular?

A ‘profession’ invented so that accountants and solicitors could have something to look down on.

I’ve fingered a few…mid-80s.

1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I'm sure Neil can let you sift through his box of teeth he extracted from the dead prozzies in the back of the rascal, which you can use as replacement. 

…and you’re female? I love it.

14 minutes ago, Neil said:

£80 quid to be told you need a tooth out,£225 to take said cunt out, 5 minutes in the chair...robbing cunts. Also advised me that I should consider an implant to replace it...£4-£5,000.....fuck off! Cunts

Eric would have done the first two stages for a box of  JSB Diabolo Jumbos you daft cunt.

56 minutes ago, Frank said:

That's harsh, DC, but honesty demands that certain truths be spoken. I'll get the Bullworker out from under the stairs and take some time away from these pages to reflect on what I've become.

Thank you.

Is he Angolan?

2 hours ago, Frank said:

There's no malice, Raasters, although It's certainly not something I would condone. Why can't people just get along?

Have you turned a corner, Francis? Can we assume that you will desist from threatening to insert yourself between member’s ‘bedsheets’ and ‘strangling’ their families...going forward? I’ve replied to your PM. Read it…very carefully mi hombre.

11 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I'm beginning to believe Frank is full of shit, DC. He really looks like some kind of rough sleeper nowadays... I asked him recently to provide a picture of his newly acquired footwear and he refused. I remember him posting a pic of some worn out Onitsuka Tigers, with awful green socks a while ago but not much else. The stupid hermaphrodite has spent all his inheritance, like most idiots would, without thinking about the long term. 

All he has left is pretending he's wealthy to a load of cunts on here, most of whom want him dead. 

The stupid, daft cunt. 

He’s PM’d me. He’s definitely out of sorts. He’s asked me to apologise to @Ape™️ on his behalf as he can’t face the man. I think he’s shot to shit, Raaso…it may only take a gentle push in the right direction, if you get me?

52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Explain Saucepants, then.

Eric’s mellowed, Baws…as has Ape and RK and Stubbs is probably in Rafah, torturing…well, everything. Fact is, 3 years ago and more, this little cripple elc would’ve been waking up with soiled sheets and glancing over his shoulder on the way to the bus stop en route to his job, in the pigeon plucking factory. He needs to shut the fuck up, and pronto. Patience is an exhaustable commodity.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Him and ELC can’t stop moaning about the people who’ve been here forever. 
 A bit like a pair of asylum seekers who arrive in their new country and start demanding that the indigenous population changes its behaviour to suit them. 
 It’s about time the pair of cunts started showing reverence to their betters and respecting my authoritah.

This elc midget…killable? We know your thoughts on Harold the Rem.

46 minutes ago, Frank said:

 

https://ibb.co/NtN37Q5

Frank…what happened to that virile, athletic youthful and maniacal drummer of yesteryear? 
Had you sat in the doorway of OB’s, legs crossed with your faithful pound-hound, that flea-infested beanie would’ve been full of tenners in about an hour. What has happened to you, sunshine?

29 minutes ago, Neil said:

I did and she was hiding something in her knickers,"What the fuck is that?" I said, "A baby badger" she said, "Isn't that wet and smelly" I said and she replied " Yes but he'll just have to get used to it".....Dirty cunts

I think I may have fingered her, mid-80’s.

3 hours ago, Neil said:

Shame the cunt didn't have more kids

Neil, honest question. Ever abducted a darkie and if you did, when you were disinfecting the Rascal, did it smell musty?

1 hour ago, Frank said:

@Ape™️ I usually only go bespoke these days, but check out these beauties! Polperro baby calf penny loafers in sage suede from Edward Green. I wore my chocolate brown pair throughout the summer last year, and I swear to god, they're the perfect travel companion for any sunny destination. 

Would you like to see my chocolate brown pair?

 

Frank. Your gait is all wrong. You clearly walk/mince with tendency towards an uneven weight distribution on your right outstep. This could be indicative of a future requirement for knee or hip surgery. Obviously, I hope I’m correct & both/either operations fail catastrophically. You light-loafered old screamer.

9 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'm watching the Gilbert/Maguire quarter final, and there's something about Dave Gilbert - who happens to be playing out of his skin - that I can't quite put my finger on. He looks like a lost duck. That's all I wanted to say. 

Alone. Say a lot less.

44 minutes ago, Frank said:

Best Panto in Town.

 

 

 

 

I believe you’re starring in ‘A-lad-in’ this Xmas, you dirty old quaint.

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Politicians blame the opposition for all the problems despite the fact the opposition haven't been in power for donkeys years.  But they'll say they inherited their fuck ups. The fucks I give about what happens in Scotland is the same fucks I give about what's happening in London: zero.  

 

Don’t humour this retarded little fuckwit, Gypps. He’s really not worth it.

4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Not after you’ve just mocked his spelling. Ffs.

Hair dye ffs! Cunt will drink owt.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And it’s only Monday.

Meths, White Lightening and a natural imbecilic nature is no respecter of time, E.

1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Did you know that Heinz now make Alphebat shapes specifically for dyslexics.

Dickhead.

14 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Apparently you topped the leaderboard for the first time in seven years recently, is this true?

I've been reviewing your content and other than an ingenious attempt to use my name and clout to stir a controversy around my age, you've offered absolutely fuck all that would warrant a position in the penthouse suite.

Once I've finished cataloguing your accumulated 'likes' by time added and the member who granted them, you can safely consider yourself reported to absolute fuck.

Alright?

You know his M.O. wait for a lull in activity, bombard the place with utter shite and then play ‘like swap’ with the usual fucking spastics. Hey presto…he’s, erm…relevant. 

4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

At least he's not 'coming over'  you. Consider yourself lucky

 

Can you imagine, Gypps, just how many young families, out for a Sunday stroll on the Row, ushered their children to the other side of the road to avoid getting close to a bedraggled elderly man in a manky beanie, looking like he’s just staggered out of a charity shop, taking pictures of shop mannequins whilst touching himself? A wrong ‘un and no mistake.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Do you have any normal clothes? Ones with ‘YKK’ written on the zip?

It would be nice if he had one on his fucking mouth. He’s had his filthy digits on many a fly-zip in his time. Probably.