Dyslexic cnut

4 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Shall I ask Eric if he’ll give you his autograph? You seem a little obsessed with him. Are you a homosexual? 

I decided to have a squabble with one of the big boys on here (which is why I didn’t pick you.) Part of my ‘apprenticeship’ as I see it so, no obsession merely professional enablement. No I is not a puffter and Eric sent me a signed pair of crusty y-fronts in his welcome pack. Jealous? Didn’t you get yours? Now fuck off back up your tree.

12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He thinks Ape is a clone. It's a good job Dyslexic cnut didn't write it otherwise it would have been a coon. 

‘Spook’....get it right Gyps.

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

We didn't used to take shit lying down. But we were a different species back then. Men had broad shoulders and deep voices. Have you seen what passes for male these days? Men used to get angry and kick out against what they perceived to be wrong. Now they're more worried about running out of leg-wax.

Male role models used to be Clint Eastwood, Steve McQueen, Burt Reynolds.

Now it's Harry Styles and Joey fucking Essex. None of these mincing, shit-thick millennial poofs have got the balls to rise up. And we're getting old.

....but we have the bile & the guile...

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

His username was Monumental Cunt. He's changed it to @N/A and removed the 'Bricktop' avatar. His account is still active but he hasn't posted for about 6 months. 

I liked him and miss his contributions. Although, obviously I hope he's dead.

Yes that’s right...proper cunt him...I was hoping he was on here and wasn’t sure if he’d morphed into some other Cunt.

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Sturgeon has done the daily uodate every day and she didn't take a holiday unlike the lazy fat cunt and his box of faceless non entities masquerading as a government in hiding. Who is Gavin Williamson when we don't ses him? Reminds me of eating winkles with a needle. 

She’s got fuck all else to do though has she? She can chew Farrier’s skydivers mouth out before breakfast & the kippers will mask the taste & smell.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's my point. Once they've collapsed the existing economic infrastructure and everybody's out of a job, they get that labour for next to nothing.

The Chinese have been doing it for donkeys years. Keep the people poor and hungry, and they'll work all day for a bowl of rice. Because they've got no choice. If the cunts at the top want a slave workforce, they need to do away with the 'fair wage' economy first. 

Slight difference with slopes...there’s 900 trillion of the cunts.

42 minutes ago, Rev said:

Her briefings long ago diverged into simple and gratis party political broadcasts, courtesy of a Sturgeon-compliant Scottish media. The majority of the press up here are cowed by the SNP threat of withdrawal of advertising and thus, don't pose any hard to answer questions her way.

Two of her MPs effectively gagged, intimidated and forced the resignation of a journalist for sharing his personal opinion in one of his comment pieces...where he gave his personal opinion. 

His then employer, STV, a broadcaster and long-term bedfellow of Sturgeon, instantly buckled under SNP pressure.

She and her husband are currently thwarting an inquiry, where they have attempted to conceal their pressure on police and courts to jail her predecessor.

Their Ceaucescu-esque empire is growing right in front of everyone's eyes and our SNP/Scottish Government-led media (the conflation between the two is complete) just gazes lovingly and fawns.

Nobody anywhere else gives a shit. They just assume that nobody can be worse than Johnson. They have no idea.

If you lunatics put the fear of Dagda into the Romans, what the fuck is going on up there now. Cowering ‘neath the intimidation of a dwarf, moustachioed, vulva gobbling commie who looks like she should be chasing Harry Potter around? A proud nation of warriors, poets, engineers and inventors laid to waste by a talentless, one agenda, crusty cunted, harridan with a downs syndrome haircut? Rise up Rev and have her cervix torn asunder with a barb wire wrapped caber.

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you thought about getting help for your obsession with @Ape™️ and myself? I knew we'd gotten under your skin, but if I'd known it was this bad, I might have felt guilty and backed off. Fucking hell.

This appears to be a team game...which is a bit shit methinks. It’s like vulgarian tag...

52 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Here he is! The missing link. @Dyslexic cnutmay have got off to a bit of a rocky start, but since he clearly possesses a brain and isn’t a bullshit fantasist wanker, he’s extremely likely to fit in just fine. You, on the other hand, have no hope. So desperate are you to convey how very successful you apparently are, and what a fantastic life you apparently lead, you’ll say anything. All you’re achieving is making yourself look more and more of a fucking idiot. You can’t prove any of your claims, so why bother. And why do you think, for even a split second, that anyone a). believes you or b). gives a flying fuck? The louder you shout, the more of a cunt you look.

Why ‘Rocky?’ Some of you veteran cunts have been waxing lyrical about silent ‘members’ who don’t contribute at all...and you are quite right. Seems odd when a new guy dives in, it’s suggested he bides his time before fighting his own cunt corner and should moderate his invective until he’s been a ‘member’ for some mysterious and pre-ordained time. I say ‘get fucked!’ I’ll bang a financial donation to a site that I have anonymously observed for a while & am happy to debate/abuse any of you cunts...even the esteemed Eric.

I see no necessity for any imagined apprenticeship here, I’ve been advised by CC legends to steam right in, which I have done and frankly, I have Whatsapp groups and pub mates who I debate in more warped ways than anyone on here...I’m not 18years old, or Scouse incidentally.

Onwards and upwards cunts, now if I can only learn to navigate the infighting on here, who hates who, who despises who, who gangs up and exchanges ‘likes’ with who.....anyway, all frighten a radiologist...soon!

12 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

Dont give the weasel faced door opening cunt an inch. What  your not seeing possibly, is that this place is his whole fucking life. Between his low paid job and shuffling back to his shit seedy gaff, being on here playing key board warrior is all the miserable little maggot does.  Without CC, he'd simply disappear into the steam from his own shit on a cold winters night.  He thinks anyone who has been anywhere, achieved anything at all, lives a jet set life, simply because his idea of adventure is a once in a lifetime  chav infested coach ride to the seaside to get pissed, and get into a fight. Personally, i'd have fuckers like him culled from the population, then install some well deserving refugees into his bedsit. They at least would, given a few years, have tidied the place up and started to make something worthwhile of their lives.  He never has, and never will achieve anything, and when he snuffs it he won"t be missed. In short, he's the epitome of all that is cunt and worse in an otherwise beautiful planet. A curse on the miserable fuckers sad soul. Ape, Erics bitch is almost a clone, the only difference is, he's a bender. 

Go get ‘em Johnny-Boy...

Fuck me you boys go for it eh?

I’m sure it was this cunt site that I used to check in on a few years back. There was a cunt who’s avatar was that angry cockney mob boss from that ‘Lock Stock Smokey Barrel’ film. Any ideas if he’s still on?

59 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Both a pair of benders...

Oh I dunno...I quite enjoyed that ‘spat’ with one of the site’s heavy-hitters...

13 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I fucking hope so. Who can forget Eric vs Stickers on platform 3. Made Bruce Lee vs Chuck Norris look like Two toddlers 

If it’s on, you bring the weed and I’ll bring the booze. We’ll run a book and make a killing, assuming you northern savages are allowed to leave your sub arctic homelands 

I wish I knew what you chaps are on about...sounds entertaining as long as it wasn’t ‘virtual?’

48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

His 'mental health' problems were already rampaging long before he set fire to his hairdo. Bleaching himself, fucking a chimp and pretending to be a six year old. Filthy fucking black nonce. 

How did Michael's guests know when it was bedtime?

 

When the big hand touched the little hand.

No Eric...prior to the coiffure pyrotechnics he was a nice fella. Always got his round in & threw a mean dart. He even fingered my mates sister, who was 30 @ the time. It was the Pepsi pyros wot done it...thank god for Huey Lewis’ artistic integrity I say...dead spooks matter.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And nobody has revealed any of your PMs to me. I was just fucking with your head.

That's as close to an olive branch as you'll get from me.

Fair enough...is that branch lubricated? 🙈

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You turned up with a reasonable intro. But then you started flinging insults at various cunts, and then start crying when you get some flung back at you. Harold did the same, but seems to have settled and made it through the initiation.

Believe me, you've had it easy compared to what some of us got when we arrived. 

Ok...I’ll raise my game and take your esteemed advice...but insult flinging, if you’ll forgive my petulance, doesn’t appear to be a rarity on this forum, for cunts.

I thought it was amusing that Huey Lewis fucked Pepsi off when they offered him $5m for a song right. Michael Jackson snaffled the cash then promptly got his head set on fire doing the video. This led to his mental health problems, painkiller addiction and eventual premature death. Kidfucking aside, sometimes it can be a good thing...

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

No, not you. The person you've spoken to also speaks to me. 

Can only be Pen, Neil or Bill...last two were giving advice/encouragement. You’re the Cunt who started a post bleating about anonymous newbies not having the bollocks to get active on here...as soon as one does you berate & fume. Get fucked, and stand on your own two feet without having to rope others in you shitbag. Doorman... where ffs?

14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

You should read his PMs. Jesus Christ.

Post them Eric....all of those PMs that I’ve sent to you....or just one? Standing-by......

1 minute ago, Eddie said:

This vendetta is getting very boring, move on.

Consider it done....apologies all round, especially to Eric....

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Tell me the truth then big man. What are we missing?

Schizophrenic too....refers to himself in the plural...bunch of cunts...

Just now, Eric Cuntman said:

Nothing to explain. You're a scouser.

How are you coping with lockdown. Have you managed to stay true to Liverpudlian tradition by burgling your own (council) house?

Fuck me, you really are an exhausting mutant cunt aren’t you? If only you knew the truth, you’d be digging your own grave right now. Metaphorically, you kind of already have eh? 

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Cnut seems OK - bit over defensive, but that's natural with a newbie. Sauce Pants can die in a cesspit after having his fucking skin blow-torched off though. Weird little Jeffery Dahmer cunt.

I’m sure I’ll get there with your guidance...Eric can contract epididymis ebola as far as I’m concerned, again!

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

So you 'live in the area' and you're an 'Evertonian'... but you're not a scouser? 

You really are a spectacularly fucking stupid cunt.

Explain...and make it good oh wise one...