Dyslexic cnut

There’s a 78 yr old spookess from Jamaica lives near me. She’s ok, for a primate. She despairs of this generation of cunts. She experienced real predjudice & grief when she came over on the Spaderush and she reckons the country is fair and far better now than its ever been. What she can’t comprehend is the anger & fury of her teenage grandkids who claim to have been oppressed all of their lives. She also can’t understand where their Jamaican accents come from when the little gibbon cunts haven’t been further south than Ibiza in their lives. 

3 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I don't like ApeT^M but there is more brain between his three ears than there is between your single eye.

Anatomical ignoramus...the brain is never ‘between’ the jap? You’ve had some entertaining dates, clearly.

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Cocky was still to roll his 1st pensioner leaving the post office in those days...

Actually, that’s incorrect...he was getting a name for himself by then having curtailed his pensioner smashing activities...little cunt.

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

And probably connected to Curtis Warren and Steven French?

Cocky was still to roll his 1st pensioner leaving the post office in those days...

23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I reported him for making aspersions about Mrs Apes oral activities which in my book, is a blatant breach of Rule 12.

Quite right...

12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

And when the big boy gave me a like you started flouncing and losing your shit. Or did I imagine it?

Who can speculate what goes on between your ears...all three of them.

13 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Get Fucked.

Is that an offer?

6 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I would hope that the care that you are resident in is ravaged by Covid19 and that you will soon be infected.

The donkey was from Stoke-on-Crewe....

1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Nothing like that .. turned out that they were two ex marines who were actually mates who used to meet up once a month in Carlisle. After a night in the cells neither of them could remember what the fight was about .. GET FUCKED.

1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I once saw a fight between a jock and a geordie on Carlisle station it took eight coppers to separate them.

It has been genealogically proven how the Coalyokel Geordie nation came about. Apparently, over 2000 years ago, a mead-infused pissed up Pict, clambered over a Hadrian’s Wall and raped a donkey..twice.

1 minute ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

Take no notice of Ape, he's a low life cunt and Eric"s little bitch,  lives in some chav infested council housing estate and is reduced to fixing his shitty old car on the street outside his flat. ( quoted from one of his posts ). 

 Fat, diabetic and will probably get covid as a result of his lifestyle. In short, pure scum. Alternatively, i hope he gets cancer of the face. 

Praise indeed...😳

1 minute ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I was at Orgreave and Toxteth. Toxteth, primarily was opportunistic looting and fuck all to do with blackism. That was piled on later. Michael and Delroy Showers were interviewed on Granada crying that ‘the police have ruined my city!’ These cunts were the bosses of the biggest organised crime mob in the city...they drove around in pink Rolls Royces ffs! Delroy was a rapist sphincter stretcher who died of aids...sad really....Orgreave....cracking dust-up of which I still carry the scars....

Both spooks incidentally...

9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

They don't need to Eric. They're getting rich for doing fuck all.  In my time we've had Brixton, Tottenham, Toxteth go up, but that was down to black people getting fucking angry. We had the battle of Orgreave during the miners strike and we had the poll tax riots which were mainly the white working class. But little since then. If this was the 80s I would expect there to be an explosion of anger where people say "enough" and rise up. I keep saying it will happen again but its getting doubtful. Many places here in london are now middle class enclaves and the middle classes are highly unlikely to do anything other than tut and pour themselves a other glass of merlot. Class cleansing in parts of london has had a nullifying effect, fuck even Peckham is going that way. "Dockers mansions", the 2 up 2 down terraced houses of Peckham, lived in by working class families connected to the dock yards on the Thames,  are now worth 600k+. The rebellion is being gradually rinsed away

I was at Orgreave and Toxteth. Toxteth, primarily was opportunistic looting and fuck all to do with blackism. That was piled on later. Michael and Delroy Showers were interviewed on Granada crying that ‘the police have ruined my city!’ These cunts were the bosses of the biggest organised crime mob in the city...they drove around in pink Rolls Royces ffs! Delroy was a rapist sphincter stretcher who died of aids...sad really....Orgreave....cracking dust-up of which I still carry the scars....

4 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

Shall I ask Eric if he’ll give you his autograph? You seem a little obsessed with him. Are you a homosexual? 

I decided to have a squabble with one of the big boys on here (which is why I didn’t pick you.) Part of my ‘apprenticeship’ as I see it so, no obsession merely professional enablement. No I is not a puffter and Eric sent me a signed pair of crusty y-fronts in his welcome pack. Jealous? Didn’t you get yours? Now fuck off back up your tree.

12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He thinks Ape is a clone. It's a good job Dyslexic cnut didn't write it otherwise it would have been a coon. 

‘Spook’....get it right Gyps.

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

We didn't used to take shit lying down. But we were a different species back then. Men had broad shoulders and deep voices. Have you seen what passes for male these days? Men used to get angry and kick out against what they perceived to be wrong. Now they're more worried about running out of leg-wax.

Male role models used to be Clint Eastwood, Steve McQueen, Burt Reynolds.

Now it's Harry Styles and Joey fucking Essex. None of these mincing, shit-thick millennial poofs have got the balls to rise up. And we're getting old.

....but we have the bile & the guile...

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

His username was Monumental Cunt. He's changed it to @N/A and removed the 'Bricktop' avatar. His account is still active but he hasn't posted for about 6 months. 

I liked him and miss his contributions. Although, obviously I hope he's dead.

Yes that’s right...proper cunt him...I was hoping he was on here and wasn’t sure if he’d morphed into some other Cunt.

2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Sturgeon has done the daily uodate every day and she didn't take a holiday unlike the lazy fat cunt and his box of faceless non entities masquerading as a government in hiding. Who is Gavin Williamson when we don't ses him? Reminds me of eating winkles with a needle. 

She’s got fuck all else to do though has she? She can chew Farrier’s skydivers mouth out before breakfast & the kippers will mask the taste & smell.

3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That's my point. Once they've collapsed the existing economic infrastructure and everybody's out of a job, they get that labour for next to nothing.

The Chinese have been doing it for donkeys years. Keep the people poor and hungry, and they'll work all day for a bowl of rice. Because they've got no choice. If the cunts at the top want a slave workforce, they need to do away with the 'fair wage' economy first. 

Slight difference with slopes...there’s 900 trillion of the cunts.

42 minutes ago, Rev said:

Her briefings long ago diverged into simple and gratis party political broadcasts, courtesy of a Sturgeon-compliant Scottish media. The majority of the press up here are cowed by the SNP threat of withdrawal of advertising and thus, don't pose any hard to answer questions her way.

Two of her MPs effectively gagged, intimidated and forced the resignation of a journalist for sharing his personal opinion in one of his comment pieces...where he gave his personal opinion. 

His then employer, STV, a broadcaster and long-term bedfellow of Sturgeon, instantly buckled under SNP pressure.

She and her husband are currently thwarting an inquiry, where they have attempted to conceal their pressure on police and courts to jail her predecessor.

Their Ceaucescu-esque empire is growing right in front of everyone's eyes and our SNP/Scottish Government-led media (the conflation between the two is complete) just gazes lovingly and fawns.

Nobody anywhere else gives a shit. They just assume that nobody can be worse than Johnson. They have no idea.

If you lunatics put the fear of Dagda into the Romans, what the fuck is going on up there now. Cowering ‘neath the intimidation of a dwarf, moustachioed, vulva gobbling commie who looks like she should be chasing Harry Potter around? A proud nation of warriors, poets, engineers and inventors laid to waste by a talentless, one agenda, crusty cunted, harridan with a downs syndrome haircut? Rise up Rev and have her cervix torn asunder with a barb wire wrapped caber.

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Have you thought about getting help for your obsession with @Ape™️ and myself? I knew we'd gotten under your skin, but if I'd known it was this bad, I might have felt guilty and backed off. Fucking hell.

This appears to be a team game...which is a bit shit methinks. It’s like vulgarian tag...

52 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Here he is! The missing link. @Dyslexic cnutmay have got off to a bit of a rocky start, but since he clearly possesses a brain and isn’t a bullshit fantasist wanker, he’s extremely likely to fit in just fine. You, on the other hand, have no hope. So desperate are you to convey how very successful you apparently are, and what a fantastic life you apparently lead, you’ll say anything. All you’re achieving is making yourself look more and more of a fucking idiot. You can’t prove any of your claims, so why bother. And why do you think, for even a split second, that anyone a). believes you or b). gives a flying fuck? The louder you shout, the more of a cunt you look.

Why ‘Rocky?’ Some of you veteran cunts have been waxing lyrical about silent ‘members’ who don’t contribute at all...and you are quite right. Seems odd when a new guy dives in, it’s suggested he bides his time before fighting his own cunt corner and should moderate his invective until he’s been a ‘member’ for some mysterious and pre-ordained time. I say ‘get fucked!’ I’ll bang a financial donation to a site that I have anonymously observed for a while & am happy to debate/abuse any of you cunts...even the esteemed Eric.

I see no necessity for any imagined apprenticeship here, I’ve been advised by CC legends to steam right in, which I have done and frankly, I have Whatsapp groups and pub mates who I debate in more warped ways than anyone on here...I’m not 18years old, or Scouse incidentally.

Onwards and upwards cunts, now if I can only learn to navigate the infighting on here, who hates who, who despises who, who gangs up and exchanges ‘likes’ with who.....anyway, all frighten a radiologist...soon!

12 minutes ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

Dont give the weasel faced door opening cunt an inch. What  your not seeing possibly, is that this place is his whole fucking life. Between his low paid job and shuffling back to his shit seedy gaff, being on here playing key board warrior is all the miserable little maggot does.  Without CC, he'd simply disappear into the steam from his own shit on a cold winters night.  He thinks anyone who has been anywhere, achieved anything at all, lives a jet set life, simply because his idea of adventure is a once in a lifetime  chav infested coach ride to the seaside to get pissed, and get into a fight. Personally, i'd have fuckers like him culled from the population, then install some well deserving refugees into his bedsit. They at least would, given a few years, have tidied the place up and started to make something worthwhile of their lives.  He never has, and never will achieve anything, and when he snuffs it he won"t be missed. In short, he's the epitome of all that is cunt and worse in an otherwise beautiful planet. A curse on the miserable fuckers sad soul. Ape, Erics bitch is almost a clone, the only difference is, he's a bender. 

Go get ‘em Johnny-Boy...

Fuck me you boys go for it eh?

I’m sure it was this cunt site that I used to check in on a few years back. There was a cunt who’s avatar was that angry cockney mob boss from that ‘Lock Stock Smokey Barrel’ film. Any ideas if he’s still on?

59 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Both a pair of benders...

Oh I dunno...I quite enjoyed that ‘spat’ with one of the site’s heavy-hitters...