Old Chap Raasclaat

When will people realise that the government are making this up and reacting, as and when a reaction is needed in a desperate attempt to look like they have the slightest clue what they are doing. During the 'first wave' supermarket staff working indoors mixing with potentially thousands of people a day didn't have to wear them, now everybody has to wear one. What doesn't help are the militant vaccine promoters, who seem to think that people should have a vaccine (which is not a vaccine) that has been rushed through in record time pumped in their bodies with no questions or hesitations. Once that shite is in your body you can't get it out and the pharmaceutical companies have no liability at all. It's really sad to see how many people will not only happily do as they told but try to bully others into getting the vaccine. Fuck off you shit cunts.

There really are many twists and turns to come in this neverending shit show. Whatever next? A kick in the bollocks whilst wanking can stop the cough...an arse fisting from a dirty tramps hand will help stop the spread. I think Earl of Punkape should let us know if the above mentioned acts have helped him.

Surely afterwards he would insist on a swab covered Gerbil being inserted to his vast cavity for a few days to make sure nothing was missed.

Yeah, I know

Britain.

What island are you from?

No I'm a Raasclaat.

London.

That's right, if you test positive for Covid and let the government pay me on your behalf I'll lend you £19.

That'll only leave me with £20 though, I'll lend you £40 but don't say I didn't help you out.

Shouldn't the locals be grateful to have people from London and elsewhere having second homes in the town/village etc? They live there and don't own the place and have no right to say who should and shouldn't come to 'their' town/village. The ungrateful country bumpkin cunts.

I don't want to hear any more tales of your wife and the domestics you've had when you didn't put the bins out.

What's wrong with having multiple properties and sexual partner's?

So you'll be fucking off there then? I'm sure the no nonsense Chinese will love having an annoying bellend around. You'd 'disappear' after a day or two. Let's have whip round for Harold's fare.

A lot of second home cunts have different reasons for having/needing a second home. I quite like the travelling and I have also carried on regardless during the 'Lockdowns' and the rules associated with it. If the dinghy cunts can break the 'rules' by turning up and only until recently any cunt could fly in and wander around infecting us all then the Government can go fuck themselves if they think I am following the 'rules'.

Hahaha, little do you know Cunty Bigbollox. I own and rent out another property and I've got £50 in the bank. What have you got to say about that then. 😁

I know what you mean, there isn't much quantifiable risk. I'm in my west country flat and wondering if should drive to my London flat today or tomorrow. What do you reckon?

It's the Harold effect...he often has an argument with himself in his bedroom at his parents house as well.

We all have our eyes on you and are hoping you soon cark it from Aids.

Fuck off.

Well where is the money then? You full of shit, complete bellend of a cunt.

Apparently the money tree is doing well at the moment and our government are taking as my much fruit as they can, when the tree needs feeding again they will be asking us to feed the fucker. As for all these furlough bastards at home doing minimal work and wanking...watch out. Your company are looking into employing some Indian online to do your work for a fraction of the cost. The Conservatives...the 'party of business' That should be the 'put you out of business' party. The cunts.

In another twist in the neverending Covid saga our useless Government are considering paying anybody who tests positive for Covid 19 £500. This apparently will encourage more people to get tested and help them out financially. As I type this hordes of poor, down and outs and cunts are hanging around shops, running after any cunt who looks a little ill and are offering mouth to mouth to any cunt with a cough. What about the South African, Brazilian and Kent strains? They think these strains can infect you after you've already had it, so will there be a cap on payments? What about the inaccurate tests as well? The farce continues and there will be years of this bollocks. What a pile of cunt.

Civil war is looming, I tell ya. Civil war.

Childeharold you are in a difficult position, not wanting to retire form this website and show weakness yet also desperately hanging on, posting shite when deep down your not enjoying it. Getting told to fuck off everyday must remind you of your childhood at home. There is no shame in fucking off now, knowing you gave it your best shot. You will always be remembered as a total bellend.