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Old Chap Raasclaat

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  1. Old Chap Raasclaat
    C'mon Neil, get behind your country man. Yes the team are probably 70% dyke, yes the standard is worse than the old Vauxhall Conference but it's England. Man, woman, black or white... If they're representing England they have my support. You've clearly been enjoying the continental lifestyle too much Neil, what with your recent holiday to Italy and what not, have you abandoned your country Neil?
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    Since recently becoming the British, I've learnt manners and etiquette. In Haiti, women behaving like that are regularly hung, drawn and quartered.
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    I always wait for the ambulance to turn up before slipping away into the crowd. Anyone who leaves straight away is a right cunt I say.
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    Exactly Eric, it's like being in the West end on a heavy night. A bitch fight kicks off and women are all pulling eachothers hair and scratching, that's when it needs a man like me to step in. A few right hooks and a well placed high kick and I've usually got them all straightened out. Lol.
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    It's the world we live in Neil, there are dykes up and down the land hoping for a win so they can say 'we are better than men' etc. Thing is, although the women's game is way inferior to the men's, if watched with that in mind (lower expectations) it's actually decent entertainment, with a opportunities to perve on certain players. I'll tell you what Neil, I wouldn't mind giving certain England players post match knickers a sniff.
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    I'm going to watch it and I'll of course be supporting England. I know you're secretly rooting for England Neil, when the anthems sung, you'll be stood up singing it (cockney style) 'Gawd Saayve ahhhh greycious King' whilst trying to tuck your boner away. Fucking hell Neil, show some respect for your King and country will ya. Come on England.
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    Neil, I got home from a holiday last night, woke up a bit tired, only to be bombarded with the Lionesses Vs the Matildas. Gabby Logan's looking a bit past it these days however Alex Scott would get it up her lesbian bumhole. Is it me or is this world cup a massive lesbian pride event? Carpet munchers everywhere. Shall we go out there Neil and show these lesbians what they're missing?
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    @Frank I'm down in Cornwall... The motorhome has been a life saver. Set up a tent last night and it's blown out to sea, thankfully the motorhome has more weight to it. Had some Souvlaki I cooked on my firepit last night, not sure if it was cooked properly though as I now have the shits. My well deserved UK holiday is going to shit Frank, and I'm not sure if these outdoor holidays are for me. I was wondering if you able to offer any advice?
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    I know Bob the Funk... He mentioned some bellend called Monty owing him a few bags. The good news is he sold your debt off, at a great loss. The bad news is that I've bought the debt, now, where's my money you cunt?
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    Reported for thread derailment. I haven't yet Frank, if I decide to do you have any tips on driving this Motorhome Frank? Did you leave some drugs in it for 'Raasters'? Thanks in advance Frank.
  11. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I knew you could do it 'Zev'. I told you the other day to stop acting like a rattled cunt by mentioning Wolfie and/or Decimus in most of your output. I also recommended you write a funny response or a nomination (without mentioning the already mentioned contributors) which you've done. However both are neither funny or worthy of being a nomination and it's clear you are useless piece of shit. Go away and do not write anything more on here for a month, take this time to reflect on your life and your vile perversion. To be clear, stay away until at least the 6th of September, you hear me, cunt? It's starts with immediate effect so no need to respond.
  12. Old Chap Raasclaat
    You're so clearly shell shocked and defeated you cannot even engage in reasonable debate. You've taken and continue to take so many hidings which have taken a terrible toll on you and left you in permanent attack mode lol. Relax 'Zev' have a cuppa and some Welsh Rare'shit on toast and then kill yourself. Lol.
  13. Old Chap Raasclaat
    Afternoon Cuntybaws, I was going to ask you about some possible places worth visiting in Scotland. I've been to Edinburgh a couple of times but want to see the Highlands, eat some salmon, drink some Whisky and possibly visit a Lodge if I can be arsed. Not sure about the North Coast 500 but I'm sure my driving skills would kick in as I corner at 50mph in Frank, whilst dealing with approximately 7 G force, I'll show them Scots how to drive...On a different note, have you ever poured a wee dram of whisky on Haggis? Fucking delicious, a match made in heaven. I've got a really good tent also, would you recommend attaching it to the top of Frank, to improve the aerodynamics and handling?
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    I think I know the dish you mean. I'm off 'glamping' soon, can't be arsed with airports, the hordes of easyJet type cunts and hoping the flights not cancelled this year, probably visit the Highlands in a month or so also. Anyways, paid a small fortune and had to give my life story to rent out this massive 'glamping' motorhome to travel around Devon and Cornwall in, only to find out the daft owner cunts called it 'Frank'. It's a fucking curse, I swear, as the weather isn't looking good and I've no doubt it's most likely been previously rented out by bumders, possibly even Frank himself when he went to 'Glasters'. @Frank if I find your wig and or some shitty music CD in the thing and a rotting lamb Kleftiko bone in the oven, you're fucking dead.
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    Glad to hear it Fatty, now get back to that full English breakfast. You fat fucking cunt.
  16. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I'll be honest LCS, I'm 45 later this year and I don't like the direction the UK is going. The Tory bastards are revealing their long term plan little by little. https://news.sky.com/story/govt-turns-to-private-sector-in-attempt-to-cut-nhs-waiting-lists-12933175 It's becoming more and more authoritarian and the gulf between the the wealthy and the poor can't have ever been greater in my opinion. London is seemingly full of ridiculously wealthy types and poorer types doing low skilled jobs to cater for the rich. This can't be a surprise considering we've had the Tories in power for so long. Why they are so obsessed with selling everything off is very strange, especially as it's privatisation that's enabled the water companies for example to get us into the mess were in. Sewage pumped into rivers, fish 'mysteriously' dying in massive numbers and minimal investment (if at all) in the upkeep and modernisation of the outdated sewage and water supply system, whilst simultaneously awarding the shareholders massive payouts. The whole thing stinks. I would never vote Tory but there's not really a party that I agree with mostly and want to vote for. I'll most like write 'cunts' on the Ballot paper at the next election.
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    I thought you hated lamb Decs? I don't mind it myself. I buy a whole lamb or two from my mate in Wales, organic, chopped, labelled and ready for the pot or freezer. I pay around £140+ and I'm sure the legs were around 3kg each. A frozen lamb leg is also a good weapon if some cunt knocks my door complaining about some drug deal I know nothing about.
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    I'm a bit skint. Cost of living and all that, can we come to an arrangement?
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    I've noticed you employ the James O'Brien technique when it comes to debate... Divert the conversation by bringing up some shit from ages ago (that not many remember) as your attack, twist the original point to suit your argument, throw in some big words that nobody uses in general everyday conversations (that also signifies extreme arrogance and narcissism and a little insecurity) and end with an insult. This is not acceptable Mrs Roops, we began our online counseling a while back, after you took the first step and admitted you can be wrong, yet you're seemingly unwilling to continue this necessary treatment. You didn't even pay for the last session, who the hell do think you are anyways, wasting my time like this?
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    @Mrs Roops, I've noticed your output is around 97% with King Billy. I thought I'd ask your opinion on the cost of living crisis and the current UK economic climate (interest rates etc), you know, to add a bit of variety to your thoroughly interesting and oft times hilarious posts. I'm finding all of this economic shite and cost of living crisis astonishingly unbearable and I was wondering what you thought about it?
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    I bet you're still eating well aren't you? No cost of living crisis is getting in the way of you and scoffing Greggs pasties... Glad your well Fatty, you fat fucking cunt.
  22. Old Chap Raasclaat
    Yes, as well as burning Rome.
  23. Old Chap Raasclaat
    I was going to mention the women's 'Football' to you Neil. Watched a couple of games the other day and although there were some genuinely quality moments (from France) the overall level is still fucking shite. Have you noticed they don't seem to have any real (male) footballers as pundits? All women, yet the BBC/ITV seem to think women are qualified to be pundits on Match of the day, Internationals. It's a fucking disgrace, some cunt will try to promote mixed teams next. When will the first trans 'woman' win the female Ballon d'or?
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    You fucking cunt.
  25. Old Chap Raasclaat
    Tell me about it Big Bollock, I was sat in my London flat the other day, admiring the finish of the 'Moles Breath' Farrow and Ball paint on the wall, only to think to myself 'what about the peasants'... I felt like a right cunt and had to do something, I decided leave W11 and spend some time at my other flat, near the River Frome. Nice fresh air and trees to admire... I might have an organic coffee and spliff on the balcony soon.
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