Old Chap Raasclaat
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I mostly agree Neil. I decided to holiday in the UK recently, wanting to avoid airports, the hordes of trash and all the hanging around and stress that going abroad entails. Whilst I had a nice time in the south west, it was a fucking rip off, almost twenty phackin paaaand for four ice creams on the beach, and I ain't talking Haagen-Raas either. To top it all off the weather was nice but pissed down one of the days. Anyways, on a nice summers day, ideally near a nice beach or in the countryside it's hard to beat being in England. Being part Italian myself, I'm curious to know if you have connections there Neil? Would you consider taking a package there for me? It'll pay for your holiday Neil... PM me. Lastly, do you think the Italians are happy with you 'invading' their country, no doubt demanding egg and chips for lunch and dinner? Lol.
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Morning Cuntybaws, out of interest do Scotland have a female football team? I hope the male Scottish team are watching the Lionesses today, you know, getting some ideas and learning how to play the ball. Lol.
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I agree with you regarding the cunts moaning about lack of diversity when they won the European championship, utter cunts who put woke values before actually fielding the best team available to the manager. If you're the best or fit into the managers to plans to field the best team then colour, sexuality is irrelevant in my opinion, they are all there on merit. This should apply to all sports and TV presenters etc. Do you agree with Raas?
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C'mon Neil, get behind your country man. Yes the team are probably 70% dyke, yes the standard is worse than the old Vauxhall Conference but it's England. Man, woman, black or white... If they're representing England they have my support. You've clearly been enjoying the continental lifestyle too much Neil, what with your recent holiday to Italy and what not, have you abandoned your country Neil?
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Since recently becoming the British, I've learnt manners and etiquette. In Haiti, women behaving like that are regularly hung, drawn and quartered.
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I always wait for the ambulance to turn up before slipping away into the crowd. Anyone who leaves straight away is a right cunt I say.
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Exactly Eric, it's like being in the West end on a heavy night. A bitch fight kicks off and women are all pulling eachothers hair and scratching, that's when it needs a man like me to step in. A few right hooks and a well placed high kick and I've usually got them all straightened out. Lol.
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It's the world we live in Neil, there are dykes up and down the land hoping for a win so they can say 'we are better than men' etc. Thing is, although the women's game is way inferior to the men's, if watched with that in mind (lower expectations) it's actually decent entertainment, with a opportunities to perve on certain players. I'll tell you what Neil, I wouldn't mind giving certain England players post match knickers a sniff.
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I'm going to watch it and I'll of course be supporting England. I know you're secretly rooting for England Neil, when the anthems sung, you'll be stood up singing it (cockney style) 'Gawd Saayve ahhhh greycious King' whilst trying to tuck your boner away. Fucking hell Neil, show some respect for your King and country will ya. Come on England.
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Neil, I got home from a holiday last night, woke up a bit tired, only to be bombarded with the Lionesses Vs the Matildas. Gabby Logan's looking a bit past it these days however Alex Scott would get it up her lesbian bumhole. Is it me or is this world cup a massive lesbian pride event? Carpet munchers everywhere. Shall we go out there Neil and show these lesbians what they're missing?
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@Frank I'm down in Cornwall... The motorhome has been a life saver. Set up a tent last night and it's blown out to sea, thankfully the motorhome has more weight to it. Had some Souvlaki I cooked on my firepit last night, not sure if it was cooked properly though as I now have the shits. My well deserved UK holiday is going to shit Frank, and I'm not sure if these outdoor holidays are for me. I was wondering if you able to offer any advice?
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I know Bob the Funk... He mentioned some bellend called Monty owing him a few bags. The good news is he sold your debt off, at a great loss. The bad news is that I've bought the debt, now, where's my money you cunt?
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WHY IS MIGRANT HYDROPHOBIA ONLY CONFINED TO BRITAIN?
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Reported for thread derailment. I haven't yet Frank, if I decide to do you have any tips on driving this Motorhome Frank? Did you leave some drugs in it for 'Raasters'? Thanks in advance Frank.- 120 replies
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WHY IS MIGRANT HYDROPHOBIA ONLY CONFINED TO BRITAIN?
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I knew you could do it 'Zev'. I told you the other day to stop acting like a rattled cunt by mentioning Wolfie and/or Decimus in most of your output. I also recommended you write a funny response or a nomination (without mentioning the already mentioned contributors) which you've done. However both are neither funny or worthy of being a nomination and it's clear you are useless piece of shit. Go away and do not write anything more on here for a month, take this time to reflect on your life and your vile perversion. To be clear, stay away until at least the 6th of September, you hear me, cunt? It's starts with immediate effect so no need to respond.- 120 replies
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You're so clearly shell shocked and defeated you cannot even engage in reasonable debate. You've taken and continue to take so many hidings which have taken a terrible toll on you and left you in permanent attack mode lol. Relax 'Zev' have a cuppa and some Welsh Rare'shit on toast and then kill yourself. Lol.
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Afternoon Cuntybaws, I was going to ask you about some possible places worth visiting in Scotland. I've been to Edinburgh a couple of times but want to see the Highlands, eat some salmon, drink some Whisky and possibly visit a Lodge if I can be arsed. Not sure about the North Coast 500 but I'm sure my driving skills would kick in as I corner at 50mph in Frank, whilst dealing with approximately 7 G force, I'll show them Scots how to drive...On a different note, have you ever poured a wee dram of whisky on Haggis? Fucking delicious, a match made in heaven. I've got a really good tent also, would you recommend attaching it to the top of Frank, to improve the aerodynamics and handling?
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I think I know the dish you mean. I'm off 'glamping' soon, can't be arsed with airports, the hordes of easyJet type cunts and hoping the flights not cancelled this year, probably visit the Highlands in a month or so also. Anyways, paid a small fortune and had to give my life story to rent out this massive 'glamping' motorhome to travel around Devon and Cornwall in, only to find out the daft owner cunts called it 'Frank'. It's a fucking curse, I swear, as the weather isn't looking good and I've no doubt it's most likely been previously rented out by bumders, possibly even Frank himself when he went to 'Glasters'. @Frank if I find your wig and or some shitty music CD in the thing and a rotting lamb Kleftiko bone in the oven, you're fucking dead.
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Glad to hear it Fatty, now get back to that full English breakfast. You fat fucking cunt.
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I'll be honest LCS, I'm 45 later this year and I don't like the direction the UK is going. The Tory bastards are revealing their long term plan little by little. https://news.sky.com/story/govt-turns-to-private-sector-in-attempt-to-cut-nhs-waiting-lists-12933175 It's becoming more and more authoritarian and the gulf between the the wealthy and the poor can't have ever been greater in my opinion. London is seemingly full of ridiculously wealthy types and poorer types doing low skilled jobs to cater for the rich. This can't be a surprise considering we've had the Tories in power for so long. Why they are so obsessed with selling everything off is very strange, especially as it's privatisation that's enabled the water companies for example to get us into the mess were in. Sewage pumped into rivers, fish 'mysteriously' dying in massive numbers and minimal investment (if at all) in the upkeep and modernisation of the outdated sewage and water supply system, whilst simultaneously awarding the shareholders massive payouts. The whole thing stinks. I would never vote Tory but there's not really a party that I agree with mostly and want to vote for. I'll most like write 'cunts' on the Ballot paper at the next election.
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I thought you hated lamb Decs? I don't mind it myself. I buy a whole lamb or two from my mate in Wales, organic, chopped, labelled and ready for the pot or freezer. I pay around £140+ and I'm sure the legs were around 3kg each. A frozen lamb leg is also a good weapon if some cunt knocks my door complaining about some drug deal I know nothing about.
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I'm a bit skint. Cost of living and all that, can we come to an arrangement?
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I've noticed you employ the James O'Brien technique when it comes to debate... Divert the conversation by bringing up some shit from ages ago (that not many remember) as your attack, twist the original point to suit your argument, throw in some big words that nobody uses in general everyday conversations (that also signifies extreme arrogance and narcissism and a little insecurity) and end with an insult. This is not acceptable Mrs Roops, we began our online counseling a while back, after you took the first step and admitted you can be wrong, yet you're seemingly unwilling to continue this necessary treatment. You didn't even pay for the last session, who the hell do think you are anyways, wasting my time like this?
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@Mrs Roops, I've noticed your output is around 97% with King Billy. I thought I'd ask your opinion on the cost of living crisis and the current UK economic climate (interest rates etc), you know, to add a bit of variety to your thoroughly interesting and oft times hilarious posts. I'm finding all of this economic shite and cost of living crisis astonishingly unbearable and I was wondering what you thought about it?
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I bet you're still eating well aren't you? No cost of living crisis is getting in the way of you and scoffing Greggs pasties... Glad your well Fatty, you fat fucking cunt.
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Yes, as well as burning Rome.
