Old Chap Raasclaat

Have you been having afternoon tea with @and recently, Harold? Fuck off.

Reported.

What on earth is going on here, Frank? If you wanted me to return and show you how get on the leaderboard, you only had to PM me. Instead, you made a right cunt of yourself, again, haven't you. Quit talking about F1 and get off my excellent thread, is that understood? You irritating hermaphrodite cunt.

Shut up you cunt.

Frank, I've had the day off today and I'm feeling lazy and bored. Put the tele on, and ended up watching 'Rip off Britain'... Although a depressing load of shite, it highlights how we are treated like shit by the Government, companies and the wealthy. I then remembered you were going to Fashion week, no doubt spending a fortune on bender shoes and other attire and it made me feel sick. Life's not fair, I came from Haiti with hopes of bettering myself yet ended up jobless and talking shite with fellow dole collector @Cunty BigBollox. I PM'd @Mrs Roops for some advice and she said she's too busy fixing China's economy to respond and @camberwell gypsy rejected my advances because she's settled down now and wants to forget our 80s fling in Peckham. I've had enough and I'm going back to Haiti to make my fortune and where my lady Etienne awaits. Au revoir.

Panzer, are you from Kilburn? Is this whole you being a proud Irish Leprechaun an act? I bet you voted for Brexit, didn't you?

That was one of @King Billy's organic Vermont white spruces he flung at her. He must have been pissed off. Lol.

I am feeling a bit dazed and disoriented lately, KB... @ChildeHarold's non stop and increasingly demented output, @entitled little cunt's 4 nominations a day about any old shit, 'Hardman' @Greg's constant mentioning, @'ing me and making a cunt himself and now @Cooperman trying to out spastic himself. It's like a useless cunt pandemic has got hold of the corner... and @Mrs Roops is being about as effective in controlling it as the useless Covid vaccines.

elc, this 'nomination' would be better titled 'Death by non stop Nominations'. Less is more sometimes, old chap.

Old Bradley is everywhere at the moment, I don't blame him trying to help his son out with work... However he does look a bit like a Thunderbird character.

@entitled little cunt has always posted like that, Big Bollock, you've only noticed after his 500+ post, you drunken idiot. Did you also know elc is actually a Chinese A.I algorithm... Hence the weird spelling and consistent output, 'he' is the same A.I that took your imaginary job from you... Hence your imaginary redundancy payment that enables you to remain pissed all day without a worry about tomorrow.

Cor blimey gavnah, the BBC have only gone and sacked our beloved Tommy and are replacing him with... Yes, a Welsh Bumder. Lol. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12987807/Homes-Hammer-star-AXED-tommy-walsh-owain-wyn-evans.html To be honest, as a property owner I find Homes under the Hammer an interesting programme. I'm also intrigued with the vile northern homes that fetch 27 bags at auction which are usually won by some bud bud ding ding. Anyways, I digress, Tommy although a proper geezer has been ill in the past and it's been difficult watching him a few times, definitely a bit slow and possibly senile. He's had his time and should retire, however that doesn't excuse the BBC's blatant agenda. They couldn't give the new role to someone else (like Tommy) that actually knows abaaaht phackin building and developing a property, could they? No. We'll now have some mincing Welsh faggot, chatting utter shite whilst trying to look at Dion Dublins schlong. What a pile of cunt. What do think about this @Cunty BigBollox?

Harold has made few, let's say concerning posts recently, Basil. You're right to ask why he's so defensive about this particular subject... Harold, have you ever been (wrongly, of course) accused of a sex offence? If not, why are you so particular about defining what is and what isn't a sex offence? Do you think chaining some Bumder to a radiator and whipping him whilst some Culture Club shite is blasting out is ok? No changing the subject or deflection this time, Harold. Answer the questions.

Good to see someone else up bright and early, elc. I'm assuming you've not been up all night sniffing and drinking? I've had enough of that shit to last a lifetime. Anyways, I'm getting a bit confused with all you non avatar new cunts... @Hammer of Cunts is the only older current member who hasn't ever had one (as far as I know) and he has sort of trade marked not having an avatar. You, however are either a lazy cunt or think it's ok to confuse the membership on a Sunday morning. I've began having nightmares recently that involve being bombarded with nominations from a cunt with no avatar, and as I'm sort of dead, I don't know if these dreams are real or not. Of course you wouldn't be so stupid as to post approximately two nominations a day but you can understand the stress this causing me? You having an avatar would make everything that little bit more bearable old chap... are you able to get one? Do you need some help?

You'll be glad to hear my knee has made a full recovery.

I don't understand CG, are you drunk?

Probably taking a break from you. Lol.

Harold, you demented, lost the fucking plot cunt. Do you not remember your recent nomination about Channel 4 and it's public funding? Which it doesn't actually get as it's funded from commercials. Reported for thread derailment.

W11 and near the river Frome, it was on the M4.

Blimey, Basil. You're verging on @Witheredscrote levels of grassing... I often wonder, apart from being an absolute cunt what makes someone grass someone else up. Do you know some sad, grassing cunt sent dashcam footage in to the police of me driving up the hard shoulder, because I didn't want to wait in traffic like some bellend? I'll tell you what, Basil, if I find out it was you I'm going to fucking flip. I bet you turn the lights out and curtains twitch, don't you? I have no doubt you have around 7 cameras on your property also and regularly waste police time, showing them videos of piss heads shitting, pissing, and fucking on your shitty little front lawn. Lol. I'm glad they do it, you grass.

Shame on you, Big Bollock. Where's your honour?

Big Bollock, I can imagine you on the battlefield, charging towards the enemy... When in fact you're so pissed, instead of running straight, you veer to left and end up charging towards and shooting your own side. You stupid drunken cunt.

Harold, do you have a local? I imagine you've been banned from most of your local pubs... partly for being an authority on everything and talking too much to anybody within range but mostly for trying to stage coups and turn the places into communist HQ's, whilst wearing your Che Guevara beret... You daft loony lefty cunt. Lol.

New member Basil is not only homeless but a grass as well, Decs. I can picture him now, getting his free sandwiches, heroin money and Starbucks coffee's from decent folk, whilst sat on his fat arse all day... only to grass on said decent folk for having a well deserved drink in their pub after a hard day's work. What an ungrateful individual, no doubt the type of homeless cunt who counts the money you've generously given them in front of you, immediately after you've handed it over.

You accused me of being all doom and gloom the other day, you then write this depressing nomination. Cheer up, you fear mongering cunt. Anyways, in answer to your rallying call... I'll be there, defending this still great country we're all privileged to be born and live in. I'll be shooting as many cunts as possible... black, white, transbender, transbumder, French, @Frank and hopefully you as well. C'mon let's get them.