Old Chap Raasclaat

It's a shame modern women aren't more like you CG, nowadays it seems the norm is to be non binary, unable to cook and clean, and to moan about every perceived lack of justice. My neighboour told me (after a few drinks) that she was a dyke and polyamorous, lol, which to me says she was a fucking slag. She even offered Raas some of her no doubt well dildoed pum pum. Although I say some sexist and often perverted things regarding the fairer sex, I do respect women. The problem for me is when they demand equal pay etc, when in many jobs they cannot compete physically with a man (unless it's a scrawny weakling like @Zev or @ChildeHarold). If I'm in a burning building, passed out from a drink and drugs bender, I'd rather some strong man (whose able to actually move me coming to help) as opposed to some women who weighs less than my schlong. I recall Laurence Fox saying he won't date a woman under 35, as they're too woke and he's right. Picture the scene CG, Raas on a date with a beautiful red head (approximately 31 years old at the time) curves, tasteful tattoos, decent tits and a lovely arse. All went well, (although she was a vegetarian) and I banged her a couple of times and then, as I got to know her better, she starts coming out with shite. I remember her saying only white people can be racist for example lol. It was in that moment that I knew it wasn't going to last, I'd have considered putting a baby Raas in her but it wasn't to be. That's another problem CG, if you want a nipper, you don't want an old banger who's going to have a meltdown and be unable to cope when the hard work of parenting begins. Which leaves you with no choice but to get some younger bird up the duff, with the risk of her influencing said nipper in the ways of woke. It's hard out there for a decent bloke like myself. I might get a Russian bride, they're old school.

I don't recall much interaction with him to be honest, although I do remember him calling my 'Friends' nomination shit and to be honest it was. He does come across as moaning fucking cunt though, going on about Mrs Roops bottling it, the red triangle etc.

How did your feud with The Judge begin Decs? I've seem him pop up now and again, he keeps saying Mrs Roops is scared of him etc and doesn't seem to get on with/talk to anybody.

Shut up you cunt.

What's this fucking cunt behaviour all about then Harold? I remember in the midst of the 'Harold' pandemic on the corner a while ago @King Billy reminded me to 'stay calm, control the Harold, and protect the NHS'... We all tried our best, gave you a few jabs in your cunt head and thought you were gone. You've clearly mutated into an even worse variant of your previous cunt self. You cunt.

Lol.

It's a fucking disgrace KB, I was riding the crest of a BLM wave of love, literally every street I walked had a bird throwing herself at me, wanting some of the Raas schlong, the banks wouldn't dare question or watch me then and I was in every advert on TV on every channel... fast forward a year or two and I'm in gutter with the whiteys. As an Afro Saxon I'm even worse off. Fucking hell. Lol. I appreciate the kind offer, I'll be in touch soon with a three words location... in the event of my death would you be so kind as donate the money to the corner?

I've got an idea Withers, as you hate everybody... Why not create a French 'Cunts Corner' and fuck off from here. Lol.

@King Billy I went into Lloyds Bank the other day and paid a fair amount of cash into my bank account, using one the self service machines. I was in a bit of a rush and didn't want to go to the counter and have the nosey Bank clerk asking me questions (which the bastards are told to do by the Bank). It was obviously totally legit however they've text me saying 'We believe you visited (branch name) and used our deposit machine' asking me to complete a survey in the cunt fucking machine, asking me for feedback etc... You'd think they'd be grateful for my money, not act like they're doing me a favour. What the fuck is going on here? Are they watching me? I think so.

Quality motor that Frankie... I hope it costs you a fortune to fix. Do you know a Ferrari driving Greek cunt called Dino?

Shut up you cunt.

Harold, you stupid unlikeable, try too hard cunt. I decided to invite @Cunty BigBollox to my BBQ as he's a lonely old chap... I'll tell you what, it's the last time I'm doing that. So much for being nice eh, what do think about that then?

It's a bit strange that the most famous Welsh are black (Shirley Bassey, Tom Jones)... Yet the Black man is uncommon up there, especially considering the amount of Mc and Macs in Jamaica. It's not surprising there are loads of Asian's up there and a heroin problem as they import a lot of it and launder the money. I remember a random Scottish lass chatting me up outside a restaurant in Edinburgh though, so they can't all be vile racists... I'm not going to there again LCS, I'm staying in England.

Yes, the Scots have invented a lot, must be all that omega 3 epa/dha rich oily fish. One family member told me the Scottish are the richest people in the UK, another said the Scots are watertight... Would you say the two statements are true? What I do know is I like a whiskey and love shortbread, and I've reported you for the use of the word Jock.

I don't get why Scotland are so shit at Football as a team, they've produced some top quality individuals over the years (King Kenny, Souness etc) but are always shit as a team. It's a strange one Cuntybaws, and I was wondering what you thought about it?

I mostly agree Neil. I decided to holiday in the UK recently, wanting to avoid airports, the hordes of trash and all the hanging around and stress that going abroad entails. Whilst I had a nice time in the south west, it was a fucking rip off, almost twenty phackin paaaand for four ice creams on the beach, and I ain't talking Haagen-Raas either. To top it all off the weather was nice but pissed down one of the days. Anyways, on a nice summers day, ideally near a nice beach or in the countryside it's hard to beat being in England. Being part Italian myself, I'm curious to know if you have connections there Neil? Would you consider taking a package there for me? It'll pay for your holiday Neil... PM me. Lastly, do you think the Italians are happy with you 'invading' their country, no doubt demanding egg and chips for lunch and dinner? Lol.

Morning Cuntybaws, out of interest do Scotland have a female football team? I hope the male Scottish team are watching the Lionesses today, you know, getting some ideas and learning how to play the ball. Lol.

I agree with you regarding the cunts moaning about lack of diversity when they won the European championship, utter cunts who put woke values before actually fielding the best team available to the manager. If you're the best or fit into the managers to plans to field the best team then colour, sexuality is irrelevant in my opinion, they are all there on merit. This should apply to all sports and TV presenters etc. Do you agree with Raas?

C'mon Neil, get behind your country man. Yes the team are probably 70% dyke, yes the standard is worse than the old Vauxhall Conference but it's England. Man, woman, black or white... If they're representing England they have my support. You've clearly been enjoying the continental lifestyle too much Neil, what with your recent holiday to Italy and what not, have you abandoned your country Neil?

Since recently becoming the British, I've learnt manners and etiquette. In Haiti, women behaving like that are regularly hung, drawn and quartered.

I always wait for the ambulance to turn up before slipping away into the crowd. Anyone who leaves straight away is a right cunt I say.

Exactly Eric, it's like being in the West end on a heavy night. A bitch fight kicks off and women are all pulling eachothers hair and scratching, that's when it needs a man like me to step in. A few right hooks and a well placed high kick and I've usually got them all straightened out. Lol.

It's the world we live in Neil, there are dykes up and down the land hoping for a win so they can say 'we are better than men' etc. Thing is, although the women's game is way inferior to the men's, if watched with that in mind (lower expectations) it's actually decent entertainment, with a opportunities to perve on certain players. I'll tell you what Neil, I wouldn't mind giving certain England players post match knickers a sniff.

I'm going to watch it and I'll of course be supporting England. I know you're secretly rooting for England Neil, when the anthems sung, you'll be stood up singing it (cockney style) 'Gawd Saayve ahhhh greycious King' whilst trying to tuck your boner away. Fucking hell Neil, show some respect for your King and country will ya. Come on England.

Neil, I got home from a holiday last night, woke up a bit tired, only to be bombarded with the Lionesses Vs the Matildas. Gabby Logan's looking a bit past it these days however Alex Scott would get it up her lesbian bumhole. Is it me or is this world cup a massive lesbian pride event? Carpet munchers everywhere. Shall we go out there Neil and show these lesbians what they're missing?