Old Chap Raasclaat

Weak cunts...

They are found everywhere these days and although the list is endless I shall highlight some that annoy me the most.

Men who get married and even more so the ones who get married more than once are total bellends. The type of cunts who proudly say 'She's the boss' and 'I do as I'm told' it's not funny you cunts and all it does is confirm you are a weak, scared to be on your own cunt. They then wank themselves to death because the wife stopped having sex after getting married, yet they are too weak to do the right thing and leave the cow, even though she's turned into a fat, moaning cunt who is never satisfied.

People who act like sheep and follow the latest 'right thing to do'. If it's not 'clapping the NHS' then it's having a go at somebody who dares to say something that goes against the expected response...like some of the people on here who got upset because someone dared to say something about Captain Tom. 

And finally the gullible and naive who believe that this Covid bollocks is going to go away now we have the non 'vaccine'. These are usually the same old miserable cunts who stand by their window watching how many people the young couple have over their house on a saturday night. 'Here Mavis, that flash bastard has had at least five friends round, I'm calling the police'. We need non weak cunts to get us out of this pandemic and all the cunts in power seem to be weak as fuck and cannot say or do the right thing because they are scared of being politically incorrect. 

And for any cunt who predictably says this is a weak nomination why not write your own up instead of sitting on the sidelines criticising nominations. If you've been here for ages it doesn't mean you cannot put a shift in.

Yours sincerely Old Chap Raasclaat. 

1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said:

Choosy? 

Han'sa di bombaclaat question.

2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Only to the extent you can kiss ny black arse outside Tescos on the Old Kent Road (in a disabled parking space) 

Caribbean or African?

3 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Are you a blackie Harold? 

Chill-de 'fuck out'-Harold man.

On 28/01/2021 at 11:31, ChildeHarold said:

Not finding the lurv you obviously crave when you post such anti foreign anti Europe fake patriotic bull shite on the Corner? Kiss my black European arse you racist. 

Are you a blackie Harold? 

4 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Whats political speak for unrepentant fenian bazturd ..dont feel to bad ..i too offered to take the roops out for an Irish coffee ifn she ever found herself in the fair city of Dublin..give her a break from high powered exec speak n pointin at graphs n pye charts..alas to no avail 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

I was thinking I would like to visit Dublin...that famous city founded by Vikings. I may pop over Covid and Brexit permitting, if they say no I could always get a dinghy. Had an Irish bird years ago, she was beautiful.

3 minutes ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

And she deserves it...sigmund was right..ya become what ya detest..or somethin like that 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Panzermurphy, what is your opinion on the EU's behaviour regarding vaccinations and generally acting like a load of spoilrd, bullying cunts?

2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

It is now "after orbyn" .. it might not interest you to know that today I resigned from two campaign groups .. fuck all to do with GBLTQQBWWWWTHTAB after informing them that the cost of what they are campaigning for will cost a cash-strapped local council at least £1.5million per year for which I was told that I had just plucked numbers out of the air.

Fair play to you, as I've got older I have noticed labour are the spend, spend, spend party and God knows what they would have spent had they been in charge at the moment. Imagine Dianne Abbott getting involved...she would allocate 7 vaccine jabs per person and allocate £400 to buy everybody a new house.

3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

I am pro european left leaning labour but I am not a member of the club and so far as you are concerned I have no beliefs.

Understood Dawn, most of my family are/were Labour voting etc however I cannot support the deluded idiots anymore especially after Corbyn. 

Not that it matters to me but are you a tranny?

15 hours ago, Decimus said:

A lazy, slipshod explanation as to why you have trolled the site continuously since you first joined it.

First off, the majority of posters aren't right wing or racist. I'll give you that a vocal minority probably are, but to paint the entire site as a Stormfront offshoot says more about your own political naievity than the political realism of The Corner. I'm a pro European, old school left-wing, historic Labour voter. Others who you probably also imagine to be Nick Griffin clones actually have similar political leanings as me. The difference between us and you is that we have recognised and acknowledged that the left has been hijacked by extreme ideologists who are fervently trying to shoehorn identity, race and gender politics into the main political discourse of this country.

The fact of the matter is, Great Britain has more important things to be worrying about than a starving Somalian not getting a Covid jab, or a 6 year old boy being denied gender reassignment surgery on an already overwhelmed NHS.

You live in a fantasy Twitter world where idealism and principles trump Realpolitik and the base nature of the human race. Take a look at your communist heroes and see where idealism got them, with cunts like you in charge during one of the most challenging times in human history, we'd be reliving Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot.

Get off my fucking site.

 

I have noticed Cunts Corner has balanced political representation and indeed hosts all kinds of people from the UK and beyond. You have Panzer who must be left leaning and loves the EU, considering that's all he ever fucking talks about, Earl of Punkape who is extremely right wing and told me to fuck off and live near Mtembe. You also have most of our fucked up society represented... Childeharold who has been given far too much mobile phone allowance in his mental hospital, tranny's like Dawn Chorus (so I have been led to believe) are given free reign to express themselves and decent respectable folk like me have been welcomed here. And not forgetting Frank who is like that relative everybody is ashamed of and is allowed to carry on talking utter bollocks whilst sat out of the way in his shit and piss filled pants. 

All presided over by the mysterious Mrs Roops...who declined my advances. 

Cunts Corner...it's the place to be. 

2 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Given I’m now on my third episode in a row, in the style of Jeopardy, “I’ll take Fuck You for $500, please Alex”. 

What are you worrying about out there in Australia? You've got loads of space to wander and social distancing is and has always been the norm. You want to try living in overcrowded blighty you soppy cunt. 

2 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Dear good people of The Corner,

My bit of the world has just gone into five day lockdown after a security guard at a COVID hotel tested positive after seemingly visiting every off licence and halal butcher in south Perth. 

You guys have had much more experience of this lockdown thing than me, so I’m looking for tips, games to play with the wife, keeping a dog happy indoors, Netflix content to stream, interesting reads, and general help passing the hours until we can emerge. And @Eric Cuntman, can you confirm the kill distance for an Adler 12g straight-pull shotgun, just in case the hoardes make it up the drive?

Carry on as normal, it's all an overreaction...you have to play your part in helping the world's population achieve herd immunity. If you live in Australia surely that shite lager and over indulgence in BBQ protein will fend off the Covid proteins anyways, what is this phacking Mumsnet? You bellend.

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Don't mention 'The Serpent And The Rainbow'. Cathy Tyson was in it and @Decimus will be overcome by impure thoughts.

Phwoar, Cathy Tyson was quality when she was younger, I'm sure she has let herself go now though like most women. 

5 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I could dress ChildHarold in a miniskirt and thigh boots and put him to work as a non binary novelty act. Strange times were in, and Harry’s about as strange as it comes. 

I think Childeharold would do anything as long as a Covid Marshall told him to do it. The psychotic, bi polar, bellend of a cunt.

7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

This madness you talk about is happening in such an identical manner all across the first world that it is absolutely a coordinated plan being rolled out. The Great Reset has been planned for 30 years and it’s in full swing right now. All the ‘clever’ cunts who’re sitting at home being paid not to go to work and swallowing the narrative of fear and impending doom pumped into their thick fucking spastic heads 24/7 are the same useless cunts who’ll bitch “Why didn’t someone tell us what was going on?” when it all becomes clear that 99% of our fellow citizens have been played like the pathetic cunts they are. New Normal. Stick it up your fucking arse Cunts.

I agree, I also think the fact they want to track and trace us when we dare go out (no doubt keeping our numbers and movement data), collect and no doubt keep our DNA when we get tested, will soon call for cash to be scrapped, and will make Covid 'vaccination' mandatory for international travel (whilst blaming other governments for it) should make most non sheep wonder what the fuck is going on and also what is this in preparation for. 

Fuck the EU, and their demands for vaccines. They fucked about getting their order in and then said the whole EU has to have the vaccine at the same time etc. 

Apparently Germany have a stash or have acquired some vaccines on their own and not via the EU, which shows most that Germany run the EU and look after themselves before the peasants in eastern Europe. 

What a pile of cunt the EU is and I'm glad we are out of it. 

I'm off to Scotland for my holiday this year. 

6 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Wanna turf war?

Looking at your avatar you are already the King of pimps...there is much I can learn from you. Are you making your bitches get the jab? Childeharold won't visit your brothel again unless they have their Covid jabs.

12 minutes ago, King Billy said:

I’ve got loads of spare tinfoil if you need any OCR. Four masks, some cunt rummaging around in your dirtbox, being told to shut up and hold your arm out so they can inject fuck knows what into you, sorry you can’t go out today (or ever) and don’t even think about questioning any of it or you’re in big big shit sunshine. I’m glad I’m not pissing into the wind on my own. 

Baaaaaaa!!!

I really don't understand why so many think anyone who doesn't follow the 'rules' is mad, wrong, a cunt etc. This madness could be a result of years of reality TV etc frazzling already thick cunts heads. Throw in some sad stories and questionable statistics and most people will do as they are told, grass their neighbours up and try and make these jabs compulsory. 

4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said:

It's good to see your alive and well, Baron, and contributing some decent material. The last time you were spotted was laughing your tits off seated on the front of a Haitian train. Couldn't you find a first class compartment, or is that just your preference when travelling via rail.

Live and let die, eh... 

That was my final journey by train Major, after hanging around with Greta Thunberg I've now realised it's all about the environment. I'm driving an old BMW 760i to get around now, full of bitches I'm pimping. You want one? She'll wear a mask if you want. 

On 28/01/2021 at 19:05, Cillian Murphy said:

Do you actually believe that I am Cillian Murphy. You need some help. Or is this your alto-ego? Get help, or drink bleach

Cillian were you part of the Covid 19 trials? Was the money worth you turning into a thick cunt? Or were you as I am guessing already a thick cunt? All the best. 

5 minutes ago, ratcum said:

lovin the avatar Baron

Baron Samedi...the man who cannot die and is the Loa of death. (Send me money or the Voodoo doll is coming out).

On 27/01/2021 at 18:09, King Billy said:

Meanwhile Dr. Anthony Fauci the 4ft tall dwarf king of the US medical community has stated that people should now wear two masks, having previously advised against wearing masks and then later advising people to wear a mask. Now it’s two masks.

When will people realise that the government are making this up and reacting, as and when a reaction is needed in a desperate attempt to look like they have the slightest clue what they are doing. During the 'first wave' supermarket staff working indoors mixing with potentially thousands of people a day didn't have to wear them, now everybody has to wear one. What doesn't help are the militant vaccine promoters, who seem to think that people should have a vaccine (which is not a vaccine) that has been rushed through in record time pumped in their bodies with no questions or hesitations. Once that shite is in your body you can't get it out and the pharmaceutical companies have no liability at all. It's really sad to see how many people will not only happily do as they told but try to bully others into getting the vaccine.

Fuck off you shit cunts.

There really are many twists and turns to come in this neverending shit show. Whatever next? A kick in the bollocks whilst wanking can stop the cough...an arse fisting from a dirty tramps hand will help stop the spread. I think Earl of Punkape should let us know if the above mentioned acts have helped him.

On 27/01/2021 at 19:01, Decimus said:

No doubt @Earl of Punkape is furiously licking surfaces in public spaces as we speak, desperate to get Covid so he can have his puckered arsehole thoroughly swabbed by a heavy handed, Nigerian male nurse.

What a vile, faggot cunt.

Surely afterwards he would insist on a swab covered Gerbil being inserted to his vast cavity for a few days to make sure nothing was missed. 

12 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Little Britain?

Yeah, I know