Old Chap Raasclaat

18 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Raasay

I didn't know about this place, Cuntybaws, they obviously named it after me. Raasay welcomes Raas... I'll check it out and thanks. 

12 minutes ago, Frank said:

I'm on the road with Mrs K, heading for Skye.

In an old banger, with an old banger no doubt. Lol, lol, lol. 

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Despite making up only 9 percent of Greater London's population, gentleman-of-colour account for 74 percent of London's knife murder victims, 76 percent of knife murder perpetrators, and 66 percent of knife crime perpetrators. What do you think is the root cause, Raasters? 

The blacker than black fellow pictured below, knaeafed some poor hapless gimp on a train in Beckenham yesterday.. practically on Eddie's doorstep. You'll have to dig deep to find the story on any of the usual news outlets. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-68682963

While I have your attention, your percentages were wrong in respect of your like-to-post ratio. It still sits at well under 50 percent. 

 

 

I reckon black people make up more than 9% of the population of Greater London, Frank. Anyways, I'm the first to admit there is a problem within the Black community when it comes to knife crime, black on black violence and and the percentage of black people in jail being a lot more than the percentage of black people in the UK population. The root cause? I do not know, however amongst the youth (where knife crime is more common) I'd say drugs and selling them is a major cause. I'm sure you'll tell me your opinion on the root cause though? 

Regarding the Like to post ratio... I thought I was at 74% but you insist on me being wrong so it must be below 50%. I'll settle for topping the leaderboard instead. Lol, lol, lol. 

@Frank, my favourite Hermaphrodite,  welcome back. 

I told you I'd top the leaderboard, didn't I and there it is. Anyways, a couple of things... I'm sure you'll join me in welcoming back Aquascutum trading in the UK again (after the Chinese bought it, bankrupted it and ended up only selling the iconic British brand in Asia). Secondly, what have you done to get @Dyslexic cnut banned? You grass. 

10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I've noticed that all channels seem to teeming with noir newsreaders. Now I'm all for equality but fuck me, they're nowhere near the Trevor McDoughnut standard, constantly mispronouncing words and struggling to speak the Kings. What next; Eddie reading the shipping forecast? Old Chap Rasclart giving the Stock Market figures? Tssssst. 

Rasta ozzie from up de hill, decice fi check 'pon grocery bill

 

Reported. 

I'll be contributing some videos to the corner soon. You'll hear how Raas talks the British. 

3 minutes ago, peglegtwo said:

Hot hot hot hot !!!

Well done, peglegtwo.

The corner is already overrun with spastics and you add this pile of shit. Apart from you, who or what is the cunt here? You can't even spell her name right.

You really are a useless cunt. 

4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I am the mirror image of you Road Kill thus sharing some of your characteristics, but in reverse. Hence

YES! 😅 

Harold, you have become a victim of your own delusions of grandeur. You were telling that thick cunt @entitled little cunt that his nomination was excellent the other day and now you're getting on your high horse regarding humour. 

Listen you stupid cunt, you've posted 7300+ times with only 507 likes. Lol. Can you not read the room? It appears to be the case that everybody wants you dead. 

6 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

And you are nothing more than a very unfunny acrimonious old cunt who is picking a fight round every corner. You haven't made one post on this site has had any iota of humour or a chuckle. Go and bore the shit out of your like minded boring cronies. 

Reported. (Rule 7)

1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said:

Fuck the school and the kids.

Reported. 

I've noticed you blatantly saying some dodgy comments and playing all dumb when called up on it. You even get members banned for calling you out, I'm onto you Harold... you filthy old pervert. 

34 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

You left out SinnaDogs where you go. 

Harold, you demented old cunt, I am a Voodoo Priest and I'm hoping to exorcise you from the corner in time... you could save me a lot of bother by killing yourself today, what do you think?

2 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

In light of the Clapham chemical attacker’s apparent conversion to Christianity, which was supported by a church and heavily influenced the decision to let the cunt remain in the country, I began pondering what changing religion actually entailed. I can’t see how someone with a (supposed) total belief in the existence of a particular god or deity can suddenly cease to believe in that divine being and switch to an (apparently) total belief in another. It’s like someone suddenly deciding to believe the earth is flat. it’s almost as if all religion is a load of utter bollocks.

Fuck off.
 

 

It seems converting to Islam is the most common out of all the Abrahamic religious conversions. This Abdul cunt played the gullible Christians and the system very well, he'd never have got the chance to convert during the Crusades. Christians have become too soft, I would welcome a return to the Crusades and a Christian attitude of 'I'll cut you to pieces" and praying with the sword. 

Whether you believe or not, we've lost our Christian identity and the Muslims haven't and that's why they're thriving, show unity and will no doubt make this a predominantly Muslim practicing country in 20-40 years time. 

What a pile of cunt. 

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

The modern day Muslin fundamentalists are very similar to the the Christians in Britain during the reign of King James and the Cromwell Commonwealth with poor elderly women (and men) being  persecuted as witches.

What would they have made of you, Pen? I reckon they'd have hung, drawn and quartered you... and because of your constant shit stirring, fed you to the dogs you hate so much.

You cunt.  

8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

How on earth were you expecting her to find the exact bit of beach? Did you leave a sand castle with a little Haitian bongo-bongo flag somewhere clear of the high tide mark?

Ate a dodgy Kebab the night before and had the shits, I smeared 'Raas was ere' on the nearby cliff face. The Sun baked it on over the years and it's there to stay now. 

10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Well I saw a wedding ring covered in fanny batter in one of the dunes. 

It's going great. I've tried to find Frank's house to shit in his pool but all I've found is some shepherd's hut with empty packs of vindus meals for one outside it. 

I took my Wedding ring off beforehand and it got lost in said fanny batter. Everywhere it was, I think she liked me CG. Be a dear and bring it back for me. 

7 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

He had a dram about winning the lottery and woke up with a big Czech up his arse.

I definitely had a few drams that night, Pen. I think you should call it a night now. 

4 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Could you stop this obsession with me and mentioning me every five minutes. LOL your friend. 

Keep your fucking mouth shut, Harold. I'm getting to know elc. He's an interesting fella.

58 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Yes , actually I do .That doesn't stop people reading this  post and commenting in such a way it  expands  the site .If left to you it would , like your penis , wither and die .Why dont you fuck off else where you sad little tit . The trouble with cunts like you is that you  believe yourself so superior it escapes your notice no one actually gives a fuck about what you think say or do .Look how many views and replies this nomination has .Mostly people are commenting and  having a laugh. You on the other hand you  seem to happy to  try to insult and  embarrass .In doing so you just embarrass yourself .You Silly person.

 

Do you smell of curry?

1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:

Bradford.

You're of Pakistani descent elc? Not a practicing Muslim though, am I right. 

34 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

My old man looked like Saddam Hussain.

I remember you saying you're descended from 'Goat herders' in your early days here (when you weren't an out of control spastic like @ChildeHarold). What part of the Middle east are your ancestors from, elc? 

On 24/03/2024 at 22:28, entitled little cunt said:

My tummy has become  huge , I look like Ian Botham on his electrocution machine advert. I  just put It down to Pasta , star bars and red wine .Maybe I'm eating for 2.When ?How ? Surely I would have felt it ?now I know how the virgin Mary felt .

You fat, over enthusiastic spastic. Lol, lol, lol. 

Fuck off. 

5 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Cunts  they are .Fucking vegan sausages .Have you read the ingredients? Sounds like they're made in the Union Carbide factory factory in Bhopal.They think they're being healthy .It's fucking hilarious .

You sound and write like you ate a load of Mad fucking cow diseased beef before they got the warning out. You daft fucking idiot. Lol. 

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

He is right though, OCR. These thick as fuck cunts plough Ks into one day where the orange,  pilchard lipped tartlet wants to be a princess for a day to marry Wayne with the tattoos, muscles and Hitler youth haircut and lavish a years salary on an over the top piss up for all their pilchard lipped, orange, tattood chavvies to get pissed. The pykies are the worst I admit, but at least the bare knuckle car park straightener between the mums is usually better than the DJ.

Cushti Bok 

It's a sad sign of the times we live in, CG. I've noticed the trend of late with young women having bigger lips, massive eyelashes and generally looking vile. I'm proud to not actually have any tattoos, as when footballers start getting them you know it's no longer an option for the individual, stylish man, like myself.

Anyways, forget all that shit, how was/is the holiday going in Paphos? I'm sure there is no shortage of tattooed, thick men and women there making Britain proud. 

Did you find the beach where I fingered that Czech bird?

11 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:

It was an alternator.

Pen, I noticed you awarded a post of mine (which had a go at @and) a like recently and it's clear you've also had enough of the cunt as well. He's after your spot as the number one fucking idiot on here and I have every faith you'll defeat him and retain your rightful title. 

Get him, Pen. 

1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

That's about the height of it chappy baby..if ya visit the ulster folk park museum and see the recreation of an early 20th century poor Catholic hut with hapes of kids..and then see the moderately prosperous protestant family with two spotlessly clean kids..fast forward it about 100 years and tah daaah..its taigville baby..lol

UNREPENTANTFENIANBAZTURDPANZERMURPHYBABY 

When the Muslims properly establish themselves in Ireland in the next few years, who do you think will win the breeding race in Ireland... The Catholics or the Muslims? Lol.

2 hours ago, Wolfie said:

I'd genuinely feel terrible if I had any confrontation with someone with Down's syndrome in the real world, whereas here with ELC I can at least get a taste of what it might be like. 

My money is on @entitled little cunt being either downs or being 74 years old with the educational age of a 9 year old. 

I've noticed you ask him for facts to back up his wild and ill informed rants and he fails to produce any. He's the type of cunt who hears something from his spastic cousin, exaggerates it all and tells it as fact to any idiot that'll listen. I used to think he was winding us all up with his awful punctuation, pretending to be a bit thick but lovable etc however he genuinely is a thick, bigoted and unlikeable cunt. 

I'd be surprised if anybody bothers with him in real life, hence his relentless, dreadful output on here. 

What a selfish cunt, I wish he'd fuck off.