ProfB

Good evening Spotto, sorry I wasn't online last week, I had various sagas & dramas. Love ProfB xxx

PS Stu has a big willy, I've heard all about it - even considered joining the potty class myself, but Kazza says, there's only one Stu. There's Malc the retired cop, Lorraine the depressive, Bri, the nervous type & Gylnn, yes Glynn, the care home manager & a few others. So, I'll not be creating any clay jugs anytime soon. Love ProfB xxx

My bestie Big Kazza is 42 - we met at a macramé class for beginners. Kazza was also doing the Weds potty class where she met her latest 'Stu' - a scaffolder.

🦊off - I am soon 60, well 59 - soon.

I love buggers, he's so coot. Love ProfB XXX

Pork pies

You tell him PANS Love ProfB XXX

What a wit U R - boring. Put your knitting patterns in alphabetical order womble bum.

What are you going to do about it Fox fart face? love ProfB xxx

Purlease - BORING BIG. Love ProfB XXX

I am a size 8 & never ate a YORKIE bar ever - TWIX yes, YORKIE no. So button it Grandad. LOVE PROFB XXX

You tell her King Billy, Mrs Roots wears thigh high boots.

fossil fart - do one. Love ProfB xxx

Soz, off to watch Eastenders, I cannot read anymore of your drivel tonight. You are an embarrassment to the corner. Love ProfB xxx

Fart face, belt up - you do not have King Billy's wit, or Eric C's charm. Love ProfBXXX PS my bestie big Kazza once dated an O'Brien & he owed a lot of money to a lot of people!.

Do you mean Tim Oh'Brien

Laffin Panzie Spuddy Holly? Love ProfB xxx

Shut the fuck up you spastic fucking gob shite hole face. Love ProfB xxx

Yeah, you pick in up in the street, ever thought of actually getting yourself a dog. -face ache?

Do you mean Kym Marsh? She's on her 3rd hubby & doing Strictly Come Dancing. My bestie big Kazzia has been wed twice & is looking for her 3rd time lucky hubby. Currently she is single. Love ProfB xxx

Mrs Roots knows who I am & loads of forum members ie Eric, King Billy & Pansy for example. Go sow your ball bag up, bum hole face. Love ProfB xxx

You are like one of the weirdos my bestie big Kazzia had to deal with when she worked as a surrogate sex partner, no wonder she didn't last longer than 6 years in the job.

Dec you are very nasty, but you have the HOTS for me too. You do not have Eric or King Billy's charm, wit, good looks or intelligence I am afraid. Or Pansy - he's like 'smile at the world & the world will smile back at you.' Panz is always 'laffin' - he's so chilled he's horizontal. Dec - your stink of piss.

I once got a 4 week ban, forget what I did wrong. I rejoined as ProfC & Mrs Roots went ballistic (time of the month), & added another two weeks to my ban. So 3 days is like NOTHING. I'd ban you for being a boring cunt. I liked you when you had that other avatar, with gigantic balls, but now you are travel with savile - & a full time bore.

Because I have hearing loss if I get worse I will have a guide dog too. He or she will be my ears. & my guide Dog will be allowed in shops.