ProfB

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Big Kazza has lost 2 stone, she's now a size 18 she says & she says 2 stone. She got slimming pills off the net. I think she's more like a size 24, but they won't need a jumbo jet, plus she's into alternative & herbal remedies- she blew over £100 in Holland & Barrett Monday & collected loads of points on her H&B card. She's drinking Nettle tea... to erase excess fluid.

Show the link ProfB, Damascus or Baws or someone said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10962983/NHS-bosses-plan-ease-bed-crisis-turning-patients-bedrooms-wards-new-initiative.html This will happen, virtual everything. Burning my sandalwood joss sticks - & chillin' with my woman’s vod. (Only the passion fruit flav - but bring back the grapefruit one - the vanilla one is like licking clean, an old pair of 80s headphones: stinks of cheap furniture polish.). I am ready to catch out cunts.

Is Bragg his real name? It's probably something like Ramsbottom or Philippoussis.

I wore a PE skirt, not shorts. I hated PE. One PE teacher wrote on my school report I had an apathetic approach, don't where she got that crazy idea from?

Do they smoke in the toilets, like my best Big Kazza used to, esp after double geography?

yes.

A skirt will keep young lads ball bag cool. Lots of ventilation is a good thing. Love ProfB xxx

Their gussets (Sains, ladies knickers) are inadequate, my bestie, big Kazza's panty liner ended up stuck to her arse. Love ProfB xxx

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Hi there 👑 billy I hope you are well? Love ProfB xxx

Does anyone ever understand Mrs Roots? I haven't yet. Love ProfB xxx

My quote & her majesty's

THAX Eric 😘 Love ProfB xxx

58 Eric

I am not 74, I am much younger - a lady never reveals her age. Who said I was 74? You did,

She is a looker, but now off the market, Stephen (not Steve) asked her to marry him after just 3 dates. I said 'go for it', mind you, Big Kazza texted when my women's vod as the corner members loving refer to my fav tipple - was like - lots drunk. & I thought why not? Seemed like a good idea at the time? He drives a bin wagon, has a goatee beard, & love Demis Roussos Love ProfB xxx PS please don't edit my post Mrs Roots, or it won't make any just sense.

Shut your cakehole, you piece of gift wrapped SHIT. Love ProfB xxx

The slimming pills didn't work, she was scammed, by an internet pharmacy. Neil, you have 'love handles' don't forget.

The ground swallows you up, & covers your mouth, you cannot breathe & your clothes are torn off - it's an horrible way to pop your clogs. I've heard drowning is good, you see lots of colours. Love ProfBXXX

Yes. Is it Katie Price?

CUNTS Original post said more about hairdressers, Mrs Roots edited it, making my comment look out of context, though it initially answered CUNTS post. Now you are trying to be clever, but you are not witty like 👑 Billy, or Eric Cuntsman. You are just aggressive, go drinks some camomile tea & sit on your meditation cushion. Mrs Roots should edit you. You have an monobrow over your gob. Love ProfB xxx

DENIS H Eric

she's married with kids.

You tell him c-baws