ProfB

I was saw a TV doc where workmen cleared debris from dual carriageways, the boss said sometimes the lads get a laugh 'babydoll' nightdresses (AKA short things, were you can see the seaweeds?) & such were discarded? It makes you think?

Hi there, ProfB reporting. Drivers expect to see tyres, dead things & car parts on the road etc. BUT: I was driving on a dual today when I saw a sweeping brush in the middle of the road, a little later a watering can on a B road? These discarded items endanger life. So far this year I have seen discarded on our roads: A bed mattress (really, it must’ve fell off the back of something?), bricks 1 slipper (male ie checked pattern), a sock, one large black bin bag - contents unknown. A torn Chelsea football shirt, a TV remote, & a scarf. Overall, people are tending to lose clothing on the roads - why? I may never know. Years ago, I was driving along & saw something that looked like a washing machine door - WTF? Love ProfB XXX

BORING, I have never been so bored in my ENTIRE life - I never knew it was possible to be as bored as I am with stubbs dreary posts YAwn Take some vitamin B dear.

Don't be daft - the label says Harpic, not Vodka - Harpic is for the bog, vod is for my gullet? Didn't you go to school?

Nowt wrong with having a mini bar under your kitchen sink - what's under yours toss pot?

Bollques cuntier

Donny who? Osmond? Was he a cuntier?

Why has Admin & now Mrs Roots been added to our private chat - do you not feel safe? Remember my old catch phrase from 2016 or whenever - I am ProfB, I will not sting you. XXX

Boris has sent gun boats, boats with guns bang bang, I hope the fish will be OK. love ProfB xxx

It wasn't gibberish

I saw Admin was I saw Admin was also included in our private messages - please delete, as what I say is personal & very private. love ProfB xxx

I've been in the cupboard under my sink again - where I keep my booze & flash, harpic etc. Not to mention my plant watering can.

Hypocausts

Hello Stubbs, That's fascinating, really interesting. I totally agree. Love ProfBXXX

Pour me another Tequila 🍹 Sheila, take off that red satin dress I cross the border and I beat the dealer, for all the damn gold in Juarez Where’s Stubbs? On raspberri absolute tonight? Love ProfB xxx

Yes, I read about that early meeting - she ticked his boxes, then ignored him. He wrote it himself, she's the bee's knees - now she's proven she's otherwise engaged & he's protesting too much etc Even Shakespeare knew re that bollox "The lady doth protest too much, methinks" works for men too: The journalist doth protest too much, methinks. Shaky died on his b-day, he was Born April 1564 - so this barking when the opposite sex or a loved one tells you to piss off is the same 500 years on. Shaky pinched my arse in a past life.

He’s off again, in the DAILY MAIL: How the hell can Meghan 'I hate royalty but call me Duchess' Markle preach about father-child relationships when she's disowned her own Dad, and wrecked her husband's relationship with his? Mega has written a kids book? Red headed soldier in it? That will be ginger bollox himself - James Hewitt 😐

LIFE IS TOO SHORT

YOU

But I love you? Only said I was missing you? Not a troll.

Last thing I bought at a boot sale - well things, was iffy jelly babies, the red ones were pale more pink - & a paperback - Death of Air India Flight 182 . The week before i bought a pushbike from a guy wearing a bandana? Yes.

Sort of thing you get in a Christmas cracker?

Hello Stubbs, I was worried because you wasn't posting your unique views. I thought I had upset you? I love you. XXX

Hello CUNTERs If you find Long March 5b in your back garden it looks like this:

I remember reading a JOKE - it said some woman would marry Bill only if he bought her Norway. I would marry him, if he bought me Skegness, & maybe he could toss in Hunstanton too - as the cherry on top? He looks like the sort of person who uses 'PASSWORD' for his password - I might hack Microsoft tonight, but what will i do once inside his company? Maybe another woman is involved - or Man? Maybe even our very Philip Schofield? Love ProfB xxx