ProfB
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Muzik to my ears:
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It would be great to have a pet like that, they look very intellectual too?
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Eric, I always agree with you, but not this time - Bruce is fabberone.
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Bruce Dickinson from Iron Maiden flies planes, not sure which airline. He had to get his hair cut, so it didn't get tangled in the engines.
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She's lovely, I'd like a cat like that, a sort of guard cat, she'd rip the postman's bollox off. Hi Spotto
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Hi Spotto, I am self employed, so no idiots at my place of work, just a genius - ProfB
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No, you are lower ALWAYS - MUCH.
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What a bloody stupid idea - think before you open your trap.
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One of my fav Abba tunes.
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Partly correct: Sainsbury's English Vintage Reserve Cheddar Cheese, Taste the Difference 250g, was in the cling film, obvs in the fridge. ProfB's fav? It's well yum. Gay Goose, no, passionfruit absolute - women's vod. Love ProfB xxx
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You have some tragic mates. & that's a left hand drive, so Norwegians - & to be honest, nothing surprises me about you. Do one, fog, fart face - you look like a piece of recycled cat's 'do'.
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Stretch what - your fanny hole?
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FUCK OFF CUNT & DIE OF BOLLOCK CANCER. YOU UGLY BASTARD, you tin of shit, rot in HELL.
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Yes, how did you know, because I never said & it was Skeggy. How did you know? Have you been hacking my accounts? It's FISHY.
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Good evening Spot - ProfB is a bit drained at the mo, I will try to use my imagination
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Eric - ProfB was dumped. He said it wasn't me, it was him - my bestie Big Kazza said that was a cheesy line & I was best off without him. He could see a bit, but got registered blind. His dog wasn't really called Fido - that was ProfB protecting his identity. If I am honest I miss GEORGE (as in Harrison) the guide dog more than him (Philip). ProfB is unlucky in love - it just doesn't seem to work out for me, even when they can hardly see me.
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I love I walk the line - got that in my Audi. & the best of Johnny Cash. Wolfie you are not totally off the mark.
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I am petite & don't have a HGV licence, I wish I did.
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I play this full whack in my Audi (Quattro) 0-60 in approx 6 seconds. I tap my left trotter on the dead peddle/foot rest thing, like there's no tomorrow - & I sing along, a bit of head banging at the traffic lights too. I luv this toon. Kids today, they don't know they are born. Love ProfB xxx
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Kwasi Kwarteng. Cometh the man, cometh the hour.
ProfB replied to Witheredscrote's topic in The Corner
The pattern has started, it's all the shape of things to come. Kawasaki Fartwang is rubbish compared to Raddish Sunhat throwing money at us - stay at home, don't go to work. Kawasaki is on my women's vod. -
I am waiting for the midweek showing, what's the hold up? Love ProfB xxx
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It was worth a try.
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So are soo lovable Eric, I'll not believe Carl Sway. Love ProfB xxx
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These things happen. & she had no recollection of it, the next day. My bestie, big Kazzia once found herself fully clothed, the morning after the night before with her date on a bed, she had his soxs in her handbag & he had a two black eyes - they made no fuss & put it down to experience. Certainly neither called the cops. Love ProfB xxx
