ProfB

PHEW Eric to the rescue, thought we'd been hacked.

Corner seems to have a fault, no active posting for 6 hours - you cannot all have gone FISHING?

Great news Eric, as you helped me tons in the early day & you are someone I listen to & trust. Love ProfB xxx

WHY - haven't you seen a male cyclist's arse when you are out in your Skoda Yeti - 13 plates? You are a wideload, meanwhile, male parts are on display to be admired by me & my bestie Kazza, & Kazza's younger sis Scarlet, Scarlet has spied some rump too. Scarlet, is just 23 Get real Camber's, there's meat on bikes & us girls are weighing it up - is it hubby material? Will it fight off buglers & so forth & so on Love ProfB xxx

Can we be mates again Eric? I am sorry I hurt you. Love ProfB xxx

One cute arsed cyclist spied ProfB - he crashed his cycle while ogling me & got 4 punctures. I asked will you keep cycling or will you retire? 🤭

The ProfB automobile can often be found motoring around Norfolk, and daily I am confronted with a cyclist’s arse in front of me - always male, never female. This causes me to take my eyes off the road, to checkout what is in lycra. After awhile, I usually decide to overtake, then have a butcher's at their front. For some reason, they always have a crown of broccoli stuffed down their shorts.

Hiya Deco?

My school bus was a single deck, the cool kids sat at the back. Bullies kicked & punched me - I am so done with buses. I next got myself a moped, then a motorbike & I was too kool for skool I am licensed to ride a motorcycle with a pillion - not big Kazza, she's to scared to get on the back anyway, just as well, as i don't have to subtly tell her, my suspension will be bolloxed if she tried to mount my bike. 🚌 Love ProfB XXX

Hi new corner member - Timmy - how are you finding the corner? Spastic cannot drive, they sit on the top deck of buses making noises because they think they are driving it. Love ProfB XXX

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It's a broach I have left, might upload a pic tomorrow, because some forum viewers will be too young to remember. We had a baby sitter from hell when I was 11, she nicked things - from Roy Orbison cassettes to my Gollies... the gods got her back. love ProfB XXX

I don't.

I had 13 golly wog ornaments (they were playing musicals instruments), & seven brooches because I collected the Robersons jam gollies. Then it was stopped as racist. Soo I never got the golly playing golf or the fishing one - but I had the skiing one & the sax one twice. Still got one left. X

Why does Mega Mickles do that tight lipped smile thing?

He might be the next James Bond. Love ProfB 🐣🐣🐣 (🐣 = X - it's easter time in forum land).

Oooh, I love this: Sharif don't like itRockin' the Casbah Love ProfB 🐣🐣🐣

& you should be shipped off to Rwanda, with 2 cheese scones, each side of your scrote, which I will hammer FLAT.

Happy Easter forum chums & viewers 😊 Love ProfB xxx🐣🐣🐣

Morries online says no longer in stock, but if you got one from Morries you will know otherwise.

A sponge roll with ice cream in the centre, that a loving aunty or Grandma would have in her freezer for her grandchildren.

Sorry Eric, I preferred when we were mates. Love ProfB xxx

How was in thrown back?

Showing your true colours Eric (not the pleasant person you once pretended to be), and you lied about the Artic Roll. Only Weary&Disgusted is a decent person, got me into the fab Cage the Elephant.

Liar, liar your bum's on fire.