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scotty

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    Alec Baldwin

    I reckon there's a film in that, Eric.
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    Alec Baldwin

    Hmmm. So, it's murder? 😳😳
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    Michel Barnier

    One of the combinations is Idiotic Cock Monster. Can you think of anyone here that might apply to? 🤔😄
  4. I remember the scene Eric, but if I'm brutally honest it rings more bells as one of the runout numbers of the Goon Show. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2q8ypq Yes, I'm that fucking old. 😡
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    Frank Field.

    Imagine the meal she could cook you afterwards!!! ...and then vomit again.
  6. I believe Manky's dead, Bubs. 😢 RIP.
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    Frank Field.

    Indeed. Their afternoon was summed up by the sight of manager Daniel Farke with his hands outstretched on the touchline in utter bemusement at his side's defending after Chilwell scored Chelsea's fourth. Mind you, Saints have taken 9-0 maulings for two consecutive seasons now so I'm not about to indulge in any gloating.
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    Frank Field.

    We haven't been formally introduced Arnold, but I have to say I entirely approve of your avatar. Class. 👍👍👍
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    Frank Field.

    This hypocritical cunt has been steadfastly opposing assisted dying for years. Now that the Reaper has a hand on his own collar, suddenly it ought to be available to all and sundry, and if he wasn't too sick to attend he'd be voting for it. I want him dead. And so does he.
  10. Going off at a tangent, on the original Sickipedia forums there was an absolute royal pisshead going by the name Worm Soup. He'd occasionally bemoan his drunken lot and recount the problems his inebriation had resulted in, one was getting beaten up by a chip shop owner. He'd drunkenly pissed on the chippie window while staggering home from the pub, which was bad enough, but he'd forgotten in his stupor that he'd gone into the chippie and was pissing on the window from the inside. Another, and he posted photos of his quite horrific injuries, was getting into a fight with a badger. On his way to the boozer, already four sheets to the wind, this badger was standing in his path "looking at him funny". So naturally he tried to shift it. The results were a spectacular win for the badger and a trip to A and E for Wormy after he collapsed through the pub doorway demanding a pint.
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    Alec Baldwin

    Shot and killed crew member Halyna Hutchins, firing a gun loaded with blanks. In a twist which gives the lie to Americans not getting irony, the film is about a boy convicted of murder after accidentally killing someone. https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/26499462-4d23-4f2e-a0c6-3bb65f89a9d8
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    Michel Barnier

    I've been saying this for some time.
  13. Or sniff from a crisp packet?
  14. .....or claim to, after perusing a Lobb flyer before putting their order in from Grattans.
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    Michel Barnier

    He was ahead of his time. In decades to come, he will be hailed as a visionary.
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    Michel Barnier

    Abso-fucking-lutely. Its a disgrace, they've had decades to perfect it, it's not as if the drug companies were up against the clock or anything. All they've managed to cobble together is some pointless pseudo-jab, all it does is stop people dying.
  17. She's got to be a contender for World's All-time Most Irritating Accent, surely.
  18. You've seen more of him than I have, so you're probably right. But he has his moments imho, and I'm ever the optimist.
  19. Credit where it's due Dapps, it's a change of tone. My money is on DC going the distance here, adaptability is king.
  20. DC, this is just a friendly warning from a non-hostile onlooker. I have to inform you that your credibility on here is dropping at a rate best described as "alarming", you're in freefall and fast becoming the Norwich FC of the Corner.
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