Going off at a tangent, on the original Sickipedia forums there was an absolute royal pisshead going by the name Worm Soup. He'd occasionally bemoan his drunken lot and recount the problems his inebriation had resulted in, one was getting beaten up by a chip shop owner. He'd drunkenly pissed on the chippie window while staggering home from the pub, which was bad enough, but he'd forgotten in his stupor that he'd gone into the chippie and was pissing on the window from the inside. Another, and he posted photos of his quite horrific injuries, was getting into a fight with a badger. On his way to the boozer, already four sheets to the wind, this badger was standing in his path "looking at him funny". So naturally he tried to shift it. The results were a spectacular win for the badger and a trip to A and E for Wormy after he collapsed through the pub doorway demanding a pint.