scotty

Welcome to the scotty/baws/gyppo fold, peanut. Glad to have you here.

You'd know better than me pk. Admin usually seem to pick up on ip addys, I've always assumed that it was wad back in a different guise as spotter suggested she should do shortly before wad disappeared and prof showed up. Either way, it's no great loss, if there's two of them they're both cunts anyway.

That's what Frank calls foreplay.

Cuntwad's still here, peanut. Sadly.

You're well read manky, referencing George Orwell. Good lad.

A mate once sent me a couple of cd's, he was from around your neck of the woods, wigan. The cunt addressed them to "southern softie". The postie had a fucking field day with that.

He won't give a flying fuck manky, he hates northerners.

At least the katona cunt still has both of her nostrils baws, unlike daniella westbrook. I'm sure neil would still fuck either of them though.

Why? You'd have been hovering above the seat.

Stfu and give us a twirl Pen.

Unless I've missed something, she does seem to have finally fucked off.

Nowadays baws, if you whimpered to miss scarlett that you'd been a bad boy and need to be punished, she'd tie you up and install windows 10 on your laptop.

I never had gypps pegged as an inveterate cluedo and monopoly player.

...I mean in the film, not the wife.

Very true doc. My mrs was watching that godawful film of the four musketeers this evening. Just when I thought it couldn't possibly get any worse, james corden showed up in it.

If only, deccs. My kidneys are probably about as much use as my liver, I doubt the most skilled surgeon would even recognise them.

Gypps had me round once, gave me a cup of tea and a slice of marzipan cake. "This tastes gorgeous," I said. "Is it Stöllen?" "Of course it fucking is," she replied.

Do you seriously believe the cunt ever ate any of that crap himself, wizz? He of all people would have known what goes into it.

You're right eddie, we don't need nuclear weapons. If proof of that was needed, just look at Ukraine. They got rid of theirs quite recently , and I haven't noticed them having any problems.

The end of that quote was made for this site. "Oh well.... time to die."

Hameed was a proper fucking cunt. Has he been nommed on here, and if not, why not?

My advice to you Frank is to increase your alcohol intake. It's for your own good, I'm genuinely concerned for you. Borrow some money and get down to the off-licence.

Frankie boy, you've lost the plot. Take my advice, get on the ouzo or ricard, then get yourself to bed. It's tragic seeing you make such a monumental pillock of yourself.

Lambs to the slaughter wizz, it's a genuinely pathetic spectacle. All I've bought today is two pints of Stowford Press, a double Bells, and a cheese and pickle sandwich. No other cunt is getting my money.

I've been trying my luck with gypps, pen and gobbler, haven't had even a nibble yet.