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More to the point neil, the cunts bought something he doesn't need, probably didn't actually want, and certainly wouldn't have bought if he hadn't been swayed by the excruciating hype. A triple cunt, made even more infuriating by noticing my wife shopping online as I left for work this morning.

You've managed to blank that out then? I'm pleased, that's a healthy sign.

I don't want to get involved. I'm just pointing out that you're fast becoming the new prof b, everyone's whipping boy. And the last time I did bother to say anything when you made a complete fucking twat of yourself, you ended up in meltdown, begging forgiveness from all and sundry.

Have you noticed a pattern emerging, frankie? Just asking.

Why? Would you like a pizza the action?

Quincy, if it meant I'd get into her panties I'd have let her do just about anything as long as it left me with a cock to fuck her with.

She should have changed her name to Anne Drogynous.

Back in the day she was absolutely fucking gorgeous. I'm a peaceful man but I'd have killed someone to have had a shot on her, one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen.

.....Oh, yes. Or debbie harry in almost anything for that matter.

I bet she's filthy in bed, luke. Imagine what she'd do to you with a few chocolates and a bowl of whipped cream, she looks like a ferret on heat.

What difference does it make? The fucking thing never gets used anyway.

Women always say that the first time they see my cock. I suspect they're being tactful or sarcastic, given that the record for any of them finding it currently stands at 37 minutes.

What snatch said, dapps. Switch on your popup blocker and adblock, that seems to do the trick.

I'm saddened by the shootings. I'm appalled at the senseless loss of life. But most of all, I'm ashamed that my first reaction was to remember the sid vicious scene in the great rock and roll swindle.

That's been the basis of most of my romantic interludes, manky.

Would you like notifications turned on?

I'm in full agreement. For fucksake, what sort of cunt would name his son "Bloomfield"?

I can relate to that, judge. The trouble with having wealth beyond the dreams of avarice is how to spend ones time, as I've discovered since joining a large multinational as a junior accountant before rising through the ranks to become CEO after three weeks. I couldn't be arsed to actually run the thing so just sold up and cashed in. I don't usually bother with motors nowadays, it's quicker just to use the 'copter, but I did have a maserati in the fleet for a while. One of the chauffeurs forgot where he parked it, so I left it wherever it was and had him killed as a lesson to the others. Incidentally, I don't actually mean any of that seriously. I wouldn't normally feel the need to point this out, but as so many regulars have taken judges light hearted post at face value it's probably worth mentioning.

....and they say romance is dead.

To quote that fat cunt bob mills, people are always amazed to discover that he's vegetarian. And his stock reply is "well, I can eat an awful lot of cheese pasties."

sicki alert... ⚠ "oh God!" I groaned, "I can't stop it, I'm going to explode...." "Do it on my tits" she gasped. "Are you sure?" I said. "Yes," she replied. And the moral is, if you've got diarrhoea it's best to be specific.

I read it when he posted it. My mrs was eating then and she's still eating now.

This isn't meant sarcastically judge, but I never had you pegged as an employee. For some reason I'd always assumed you worked for yourself.

Alfie.... enough already, mate. Please stop elaborating, there's a good lad.

Fortunately, we don't have to do that.