scotty

You of all people ought to know, baws. Quick search on sicki for pistorious will do the job, most of them either came from there or got put on there. Oscar pistorious wanted to open the bathroom door, but his girlfriend was dead against it.

I've only just discovered where bawsy got his "idiot savant" line from, purely by chance.

I'd make you scream, pen. With laughter rather than orgasmic ecstasy though.

....steady on, scrotes...

Strictly speaking wizz, I wouldn't be surprised if that was technically illegal. Some of these laws nowadays, fucking hell.

Almost as amusing as oswald mosely sprinting for his life into St Andrews church on The Avenue in Southampton. He had to be protected by the coppers, then escorted out of my fair city under armed guard. He'd been used to a different kind of welcoming commitee, when he came here he was a few moments away from getting lynched.

The iron lady strikes again. Out of interest, who got the ban-hammer yesterday?

Which forums, what did you post, and why was it deleted?

I'd go along with that, snatch. Force the fuckers onto the bottle, think of the lives it would save. Give them a few hundred bensons at the same time?

Fucksticks...Queen mothers cut. My favourite kunt and the gang video.

Well for fucksake scrotes, what does he think it's for? Frank's quick enough to take the piss. And yes, the wife declined my generous offer of a semen breakfast. Again.

No, he's having radiotherapy for his fucking hayfever.

alright, scrotes? Nice to see you still with a bit of blood in your fingertips Oh, and you're right about the Chandler cunts. Some fuckers just won't be told, we should have abandoned them.

Why he had it in his motor is the bit I don't understand. He must have known booze is illegal there.

ffs. FFS!! Is there no end to parental cuntishness? Where's fender with his claw hammer when you need him.

Only one way out of this mess, wizz; euthanasia. Benefits will only prolong the problem.

The same couple have a daughter named Aaliyah, and a niece called Takara. I wish I could say I was making this up.

Some new parents proudly showed me their new son. "This is Dante, but it's pronounced Dontay." I thought well, he'll probably use his middle name instead, and asked what it was. "Miracolo." ffs.

Partly. Other than that, Sybille Bedfords biography of Huxley, The Joke's Over by Ralph Steadman, Waughs Ordeal of Gilbert Pinfold, and Are We Alone by Paul Davis. Last two I highly recommend.

She's ruined for eternity now, even if she was attractive could you imagine knobbing the same fanny that hideous cunt lloyd webber had been up to his nuts in? It's too gross to contemplate.

It's alright, not massively hot but pleasantly warm. Had one day of scattered rain, other than that very nice. I've spent most of the week on the beach, catching up on my reading.

To be fair baws, he was the first to twist the blade into thatcher when it all went tits up. I reckon his resignation speech was enough to shock the rest of the cunts into the night of the long knives.

I am indeed. Still, all good things must come to an end, one more day of freedom on the costa blanca then it's back to reality on monday.

They're all gone now. Beadle and his microhand.......henry the beagle from the minced morsels adverts.....clement freud... gone.... all gone.....(sob)

Very true, gypps. Personally, I like the wayne and waynetta approach with their lovely little frogmella, wait til it starts screaming then give it a fag. I've often wondered how some of these "parents" would react to someone popping a rothmans into their horrible sprogs mouth, at least it would shut the little cunt up for a few drags, after all, the beagles fucking love it.