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    Ralph Steadman

    scotty posted a topic in The Corner

    Ok, I'm a fan of his artwork. I like his writing style, and his unique insight into the life of Hunter S. Thompson is valuable beyond mere words. But I've just started reading The Joke's Over, and in the first 30 pages the cunt has crowbarred at least 9 references to his Welshness. I get it, he's a taff, so fucking what? Why does he keep repeating it, does he draw in a welsh accent or something? Cunt.
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    In a good way, I hope?
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    Speaking of which, I somehow managed to "report" a post the other day, by touching that blue flag on my phone. So if admins reading this, I can't remember who it was but ban the cunt anyway on general principles. Otherwise I'd just look fucking stupid, wouldn't I.
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    fuck off bawsy, this isn't fucking facebook. Fucksake.
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    Alright scrotes, how's it going?
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    Cunt.
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    Who told you that, neil?
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    Reparations for the slaves?? Fuck off, we're not paying for them twice.
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    Keith asked everyone to suck his dick. It was a kind of scattergun approach.
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    There is more information available, @ hajjtag_stampede
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    I couldn't be arsed to google it bill, but it occurred to me to ask her as I was round there visiting anyway. It wasn't a question that had been gnawing at my brain, more an excuse to prolong a conversation with a particularly gorgeous 28 year old bird.
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    I wondered exactly that when brony keith started posting on here, manky. So I asked my neighbours kid, she said it refers to a male who likes "my little pony". I initially thought that was a euphemism, turns out she meant the cartoon character.
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    Diego Costa

    scotty replied to a topic in The Corner

    Just pencil in extra-small gobbler, that'll be close enough.
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    Diego Costa

    scotty replied to a topic in The Corner

    Baws is welcome to the rest of it gobbler, but can I have the mouses ear?
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    Diego Costa

    scotty replied to a topic in The Corner

    You're quite new here, dg, so I might as well warn you about the tide of abuse you'll be drawing with a football based nom. However, I agree. Costa is indeed a prime cunt.
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    While you're at it scrotes, can you whistle up a picture of jane seymour from the same scene? ..... oh, those legs.....
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    If he'd been bald, that is a dead ringer for the voodoo bloke in live and let die.
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    I got woken up by my neighbour mowing his lawn at 8 in the fucking morning. At first I was going to get up and thump him one, but then I thought "fuck it, he'll just have to mow round me."
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    That's appalling. I draw the line at telling them I'm a councillor, and mentioning the local lodge.
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    I think you'll find those are only twenties, baws. Takes more than that to bribe a copper nowadays.
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    No shandy or Tetleys down here jiggers, southerners can afford proper drinks. And a taxi home afterwards, (not that I usually bother, just slip the copper a few fifties if you get pulled over.)
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    I bet those northern gonorrhoea germs don't wear anything warmer than a t-shirt, even in winter. That's why they're hard as fucking nails.
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    I didn't have you down as a commie, gypps. Quick chorus of the red flag?
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    Walter Palmer

    scotty replied to a topic in The Corner

    The one I saw was in Spain, but you've described it exactly. How any cunt can ever have enjoyed watching these things is beyond me.
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    I would never resort to chloroform gypps, how passé. We have rohypnol nowadays, far more efficient.
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