scotty
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...whereas all the aussie ones head over here, stand behind the nearest bar and start pulling pints. I don't think they even apply for the job, they just do it.
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+1.
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FUCK OFF. For fucksake, just FUCK OFF. Why has this fuckwit had its ban lifted? ffs.
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And there was I thinking you were taking the piss.
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You'd think she might have tried not to smile.
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Take note, cuntsters. Gypps has just outed herself as a bloke or a pervert.
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Good shout from dapps. Why do these cunts insist on taking photos of themselves in front of anything they happen upon, anyway? Is it really all for facebook? If so, that just makes them even bigger cunts.
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Blimey, that's started me off.
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Would that be the john peel who whisked his underage girlfriend to the deep south of america where it was legal to marry her and fuck the shit out of her at the age of 15 ? The girl who subsequently topped herself after he ditched her? The same john peel who routinely referred to his next wife on air as "the pig"? Lovely chap, and a sad loss to the world.
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I think you mean far bigger pedants.
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How do you think I met my wife? But I'm still stuck with her.
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You used them all up in Brighton, mate. Tebbits never been the same since.
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Please spare us your relentless optimism.
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Now you mention it, baws has gone quiet. Maybe they've got him?
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Feel free to share, bawsy. I'm sure the modmins will turn a blind eye for a few minutes.
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I assume apple has a reason for bumping this thread, but I'm struggling to see it.
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...and she could do eight at a time!! I smell money.
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Thanks for that image mate, I'll sleep well tonight.
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I'm a Branston pickle man myself Rick, but only since they stopped making panyan. Bastards. I think you can still buy it, but only in industrial quantities from makro.
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The disturbing thing about those machines snatch, is that the soiled panties are usually produced by girls of school age. There is also, apparently, a photo of the young lady enclosed in the plastic vending container. Now I don't claim to be the world's most ethical creature, but that's one line I wouldn't cross.
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That cunt heston blumenthal once tried to update the menu for little chef. Can you imagine the fuckers trying to add a dollop of foamed creme fraiche in frozen nitrogen to their all day breakfast??
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Have you sampled Henry Westons Vintage, luke? Slips down a treat, and 8.2%.
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lol!!!
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Good lad wizz, I detest these nosey cunts who inspect my shopping. Ok, so it's 90% bottles and beercans, what makes that their fucking business? They'd be buying the same if they could afford to.
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I hate those two with a fucking vengeance, ms p. They're like all the other token wimmin "comedians " that the bbc fawn over. Susan calman can fuck right off as well.
