scotty

It helps his cornering.

I'd do her. Even if it took a few viagras and a pair of beer goggles, I'd do her just for old times sake.

I rather miss that particular brand of humour. Who was it, anyway?

Arf.

You can remember an ancient brony thread, but I bet you can't remember what you had for lunch. (That's a trick question, btw. Obviously, it was Buckfast.)

Back from the dead, and all bawsy can do is start checking for dupes. FFS.

I wouldn't even consider that scenario. No way could I afford enough rohypnol for five women, I can barely run to a single dose on a Saturday night.

I once saw two massive fuck-off artics playing chicken alongside each other chasing up the A3024 in southampton. One of them had obviously pissed the other off, as they approached the kathleen road lights (which were, incidentally, red) there is only just enough room for two cars on that side of the bit of dual carriageway, no way two lorries would get through. Neither of them backed off and they smashed into each other, knocking down the traffic lights. One of their windscreens flew out and smashed through the window of the corner shop, and both trucks got wedged between the shop and the lights. I took great pleasure in phoning the coppers, while the two twats responsible for the accident were knocking seven shades of shit out of each other. Happy days.

Drew, once they get kicked out of the euro, that tenners worth will suddenly amount to about fourpence. That said, I hope they do leave/get kicked out. Hopefully that will open the floodgates for Europe's economy to start rebalancing itself, the spaniards, portuguese and paddies could all gtfo and get back to running their own affairs.

No, it was an organised group of german homeowners. This was a good decade ago, I cant recall the name of the group/party. They wanted to be in the Balearic administration, not the national Spanish one. The locals were fuming, and it never did happen. Edit, just found this reference to it. Was actually 2000. Not much of a story outside the balearics, so it wouldn't have made the international press, but this is from the Telegraph. In the past five years, a Deutschmark-fuelled spending spree has changed the face, the character and the actual composition of the island. One fifth of all property is now owned by Germans. Eighty per cent of all fincas - or rural homesteads - are owned by Germans. Bild - the German tabloid - sells 65,000 copies daily, more than any other newspaper. The three most famous living Germans in the world - Michael Schumacher, Claudia Schiffer and Boris Becker - all own properties on Majorca. Resorts that used to be entirely British, such as Peguera on the south coast, have become entirely German. "It used to be the last outpost of the British Empire in Peguera," says Judy Edward, resort manager for the Travel Club of Upminster. "And it's like Checkpoint Charlie now. You practically need to show your passport and prove you can speak German to go into a bar." Two years ago, when EU law was changed allowing foreign residents to vote in local elections, a German businessman attempted to form his own political party, "Friends of Germany", to run for office. "And all," a shop-owner in Andraxt tells me, "without firing a shot. I don't know why they didn't think of it in 1939." He declines to be named.

Good lad.

It was in the Mallorcan papers while I was on holiday there, bill. The locals were well up in arms about it.

Thats what it boils down to, spot. They've tried taking over europe by force, and failed both times. Now they're just fucking buying us. A case in point is Mallorca. The krauts own so much of the island now that they actually tried to get their own political party registered, on the grounds that they are close to being the predominant nationality and should be represented. The Spanish kicked that ball straight into touch, but can you imagine if they'd got that through? A Spanish island with its own German government??

Now, that's unnecessarily harsh snatchers.

....and that, mum, is why I've got this clear flakey stuff all over my hands and mouth.

Quite, southern. It simply isn't credible to believe those cobbling the euro together weren't fully aware of that before the greeks were admitted. And any lender has a duty of care to themselves; any cunt could have told them the greeks would never pay it back, and I strongly suspect the biggest lenders, germany, knew that perfectly well. Their motives in forking out regardless are open to interpretation.

Go back to the drachma, then devalue it. Like they always did. The creditors will just have to swallow it, shouldn't have lent them the money in the first place.

Greece needs to get out of the eurozone and regain control of its own money supply. As long as the germans are dictating greek economic policy, they are, and will remain, fucked. I'm just grateful that cunt blair didn't get his way when he tried to drag us into it. Gordon Brown didn't get much right, but keeping us out of the euro was quite an achievement.

We're on thin ice here Doc. Don't forget the baws/rev coalition, they're thinner skinned than you might think.

How many cats has andy murray got? And why does one of them die two minutes before every time he's interviewed?

Of course it is, it's run by the fucking frenchies.

That ought to put the local doggers off their stroke alright.

Thats what getting shot at in a dunblane school does for you, colonel. Sharpens the reflexes. As for Henman, he was a private school product, wasn't he? The Wimbledon crowd got his old school chant wrong. They always put an erroneous comma in "come on tim."

Holy christ!! They could have an eye out.

They do look similar, tbh. And both their names have semen in them.