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Let it go, Bill. She's a bird, face it, you could plough on til you draw your fucking pension but you aren't going to have the last word.

I'm a pragmatist Stubby, apparently like yourself and Eddie. Proper should be applauded for his no-nonsense approach to medical care; Big Harold was a good lad but ahead of his time.

That's all you need to know about it, Eric. And that it's shit.

Style. 👍👍 You've either got it or you haven't.

Ah, Shipman.... The Master. 👍👍

Like Candyman, but more of a cunt. 🤔😁

Thanks for elucidating. I'm somewhat behind the curve as regards the current crop of toothless imbeciles, but as long as Frank remains deceased I'm determined to get back up to speed. 👍👍

You forgot to add "then kill yourself", Eric. You're slipping.

He was a terrific front man. Not just the voice, but the whole look and stage presence. And only got to 41 ☹️

Coincidentally, we saw the Blockheads at Portsmouth Guildhall on Sunday night, supported by the current incarnation of Dr Feelgood. Quite a few of the Blockheads original line up are still going, Chaz Jankel, Micky Gallagher, John Turnbull and Norman Watt Roy among them.

And Lee B. 🙁

I can't agree with that. He did some terrific stuff with his own band, not least of which was this superb chunk of R and B powerchord bliss...

RIP Wilko Johnson. He had a decent run, given his diagnosis of late stage pancreatic cancer nine years ago. But his death still saddens me, Stupidity was the first live album I ever bought and I still regularly play it now.

And she was always hanging around Hutchence.

We've all done that Eric. Good old Paula, the bishop's daughter 😍😍

He's actually alright. I've done some stage work for him over the years, most recently on Sunday at Southampton Mayflower. Decent sort of cove.

No, you're fine pal. 👍👍👍

That's a yes, then.

Serious question, are you actually retarded? Because I don't like taking the piss out of the disabled.

Decs, I've just heard that prominent member of Mensa, Martin Keown, remarking during his co-commentary stint that one of the Mexican forwards lacks intelligence and vision. Thoughts? 🤔

Perhaps he could follow him to his local Eddie, and furtively take a photo of him standing at the bar. Then post the photo on here. But I suspect Suburbanite may not be quite enough of a cunt to pull that one.

I heard a busker singing about life being logical when he was young, and said "that's Supertramp!!" He said "thanks, I've been practicing."

Lycett is the thinking man's cunt, a two-bob Larry Grayson but without the barbed political satire. Just another professional poof with nothing else to offer.

"Oh, so you don't feel as if you're really a little boy then, Stephen? Well, that's not unusual among six year olds. Pop down to the Tavistock and give them this voucher, they'll chop your cock off before you reach puberty."

No. Fifa have banned them from being worn, under instructions from the gracious hosts. I'm certain that no money changed hands.