Cuntybaws

MISS GORIGHTLY!

Rumours of my omniscience have been greatly exaggerated. Well, slightly exaggerated.

At least he's not a fucking landlord. We've got quite enough of those lowlife cunts already, thank you very much.

The comment wasn't aimed at you, Alf, it was purely a generic observation. I have no reason to doubt that you yourself have managed to rise above the benefits fuelled lifestyle of the stereotypical bedsit dwelling CC member to mercilessly exploit your zero hours minimum wage subcontractors. Long live capitalism.

I presume you mean Porton Down? Unless, of course, you're proposing to harvest a particularly virulent strain of chlamydia while going down on Natalie Portman, in which case the very best of luck to you!

Round these parts we call this "Doing an Eddie", or occasionally, "Pulling a Rolex".

I'm not saying it's not happening automatically, but I think you'll find it's just happening automatically for you. This suggests that Admin has configured your account with the default settings for the stupidest of the stupid, who can't remember what they've posted from one minute to the next. Or you might have done it yourself and then just forgotten. Either way, this doesn't look good for you.

Reported.

For a moment there I thought you said "bananas". How ironic would that have been?

Wouldn't it be a tragedy if Dan accidentally confused Buñol with Pamplona, and was stood there with a double-fistful of best beefsteak (fnaar, fnaar) as several tons of angry prime fillet bore down on him, horns lowered?

I see what you did there. Into the Bellend Jar with you.

Say "aye" tae a Killie pie!

You can!

It's certainly not unknown for cheeky cunts to have an accident in a deep fat fryer. "Dookin' for chips" we call it.

Rab's Glaswegian. Dan's going for your poor man's Embra Irvine Welsh here, Muirhouse and all.

You say "tomatay"...

Fire is the cleanser.

There is nothing in life more important than chips. Proper fucking triple-fried Scottish ones from a chippy called Mario's or Gino's, mind, none of your limp, pale Harry fucking Ramsden Yorkshire shite with mushy peas.

I hope you're not going to stand for this insubordination, Rick? Ban the fucking lot of them!

This is the sort of inane pish I'd have expected from Cuntwad. It actually makes "My Cat" look good.

Worst pub ever.

You're not fucking wrong there, and if they can't find anything racist they'll drag the bottom of the gay barrel instead.. Here's one of their other "Trending" stories today... Grandfather comes out as gay, aged 95

Want to know what's in my wok? Pubic rice from around my cock...

I've got some macroaggressions the cunts can have. For a start, let's see how they like their own fucking kidneys puréed.

Kreed Kafer was a cunt.