Cuntybaws

I am typing this on a Braille keyboard, having just plucked my own eyes out to avoid any risk of seeing a picture of this harridan should some heartless cunt see fit to post one.

Yes indeed, Tim Westwood was the object of prolonged derision, with a 20-page blud-speak tangent thrown in for good measure. Honey G recently joined this roster of shame too. For future reference, Bubba has now mastered rudimentary search techniques and can tackle simple questions like this on my behalf.

I can't find the version with the blowjob reference, so "going upstairs" will have to do instead.

Israel is what you get when you let the "They did it to us, so it's OK if we do it to them" philosophy get out of hand.

Have you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a blow job?

Point of clarification. Is it The Ole Frank, or The Olé Frank? This is an important distinction, as one implies a flamenco dancing poofter who sticks his tiny sword into animals, and the other is a Spaniard.

Rhythm is a dancer.

Fuck me, you'd never believe it to look at him, would you? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-38756508

Oh, believe me, reading your childlike repetitive prose is torture, but at least it's quick as you appear to have the attention span of a goldfish with dementia.

Any information or confession gained under torture is unreliable (Source: any paperback thriller ever bought in any airport bookshop anywhere) but that won’t stand in their way. I’d quite like to see The Donald lead by example and undergo these techniques himself first, though, just to prove their efficacy – and perhaps Fender could suggest a few new ones to bolster their armoury.

I've still got Cuntwad's avatar knocking around on an old laptop somewhere but I've got more human decency than to resurrect it, you vile cunt.

I'm not entirely sure Decs was being serious there. 99.99% sure, but not entirely, if you get my drift.

Lose that fucking avatar will you, Ape, it's doing my fucking head in.

It should come as no surprise to you, then, that I nominated this cuntfest many years ago. Here it is again, for Auld Lang Syne...

I see you've actually been to a Burns Supper then, Withers?

Fuck off, next thing you'll be claiming that the Highlander himself, Christopher Lambert, was French. I'm not buying it, I know a Milngavie accent when I hear it.

You can take our lives, but you'll never take our battered haggis.

Erm, was it because you're a bunch of namby pamby, effeminate, soft Southern poofs who had just enough basic smarts to realise you didn't want a claymore through your skulls?

Now see what you've made me do! Brutal slaying on 11A from Handsworth

You can get stuffed!

Whoever thought up Punkape is a cunt.

Pantheistic Multi Person Solipsism is a cunt.

When I get home I'm going to rip the wife's knickers off. The elastic is killing me. RIP MikeD.

Oh, just go away! Leave me alone!

Makes you cry. Und I did.