Cuntybaws

Butch and Cassidy, the original and best. Jessie and James are just cunts.

Where will it all end?

Reported for inciting fellow member to kill himself.

I think Ding fucked her once, but only after she begged for it.

Good with colours, though.

Oh dear, the top dog has befouled himself. Are you taking him far away to live out his days on Good Dog Farm this time?

You've got to be careful going down the shoot first and do post mortems afterwards route, Snatch. It's only a matter of time thereafter before "Protect and Serve" becomes "Correct and Serve" and you're shot on sight for using the wrong "there" or misusing the possessive "its".

Yes, I was insufferably pleased with myself for almost a whole minute after posting it. And to think I almost went with Baccaratnacht.

Credit to Stephen Colbert for that last one. I'm not a filthy plagiarist.

But you are peddling Catholicism as the best way to cure gayness. Apparently you get down on your knees, take a swig of wine, and accept the body of a man into your mouth.

Blackjacknacht?

So, not croupiers then? I don't see why these cunts should be spared.

Like landlords, you mean? As for dealers, legalise everything, a pound a pop, and let evolution take care of the rest.

What the fuck possessed you to go there? Are you Hen Broon?

Same goes for "Glasgow" Celtic fans, with their tricolours and rebel songs. Ship the lot of them to a sink estate on the outskirts of Dublin and see how the cunts like it when they get their heads kicked in by real Irishmen.

Statistically speaking there is probably at least one paedo on here, and I know for certain that it's not me. Until someone owns up, no-one else is above suspicion.

I've never seen this either, mainly because I avoid supermarkets like the plague. Also, lazy old cunts can fuck off and die for all I care.

Jacko's from Cambuslang.

I certainly wouldn't employ some coarse cunt. That's my job.

"You should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been. The jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine."

What do you make of Black Star, though? A fitting legacy, or a final journey up his own backside?

Interesting concept. Is there a German word for "lower peoples" perhaps?

You fucking Nazi.