Cuntybaws

Dear Mike, In future might you please consider: Putting up a picture Expanding just slightly on the subject text Getting yourself an avatar. You cunt, Baws

Tomorrow night just throw 'em your missus for a spitroast. You get some sleep, everyone's happy.

Fuck, I thought the man-machine interface was pretty blurred there already. Mind you, he couldn't be any worse then Jenson Button.

I hope they don't make any references to contentiously-named French villages, or some cunt will delete them!

I once sneaked into a walled garden to take a piss on the way home from a late night party somewhere in London without realising it was a convent. I heard a harsh grunt from behind me (luckily I was just about done) and I turned round to see a dark cowled figure looming over me. For one terrible moment I thought I'd been caught befouling Wayne Manor - I very nearly had a shit to keep the piss company!

We're LADIES!

Oh fuck, I just remembered that duet he did with Sporty Spice. Ever wonder which of them had the biggest penis? (A clue - it wasn't Bryan.)

Cramp during the vinegar strokes is a real hazard for the more mature lady or gentleman (delete as appropriate, depending on who is on top.) Once, by the time I'd realised Mrs Baws wasn't just faking her usual multiple orgasm, she'd almost gone into full cardiac arrest!

...and not even the tiniest bit tedious!

"It doesn't matter what you think". © The Rock

Wait a minute, has anyone done "Fat Cunts" yet?

"Eee, I was a psychiatric nurse, you know..." Yes, we do know, given that you mention it every 5 fucking minutes you misshapen harpy.

The only fucking katana you've got squirts watery semen, so while I'm flattered that you'd get it out for me I have to advise you that I'm not that sort of boy.

You giant fucking asshat, Keith!

Wish I had a grey Cortina Whiplash aerial, racing trim Cortina owner - no one meaner Wish that I could be like him

I was somewhat surprised that this archetypal paedo-cum-necrophile wasn't nominated on day one of the new Corner, but here he is now. For old time's sake I've dug out the original BBC news article from that wonderful day in 2011 when the vile old cunt snuffed it. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-15507374 Among its many choice references, this pair of gems stood out for me: Broadcaster Tony Blackburn said Sir Jimmy was embraced by everybody Presenter Dave Lee Travis told Sky News: "We are all going to be worse off without him around." If I knew where the cunt's grave was, I'd dance on it.

Apparently Robin Williams just heard that Kellie had beaten him to the lead role in Mrs Doubtfire 2. A shame, really, as Robin was a far more convincing woman.

Fuck, I knew of your imminent vacation and was going to claim credit for driving you off but you've scuppered my nefarious plan. Have a nice break - we'll see you all too soon.

You know me and numbers, Jazz, and the numbers say it may well be time to give it a rest for a little while. (And by "it", I mean "us". ) Since joining you've made 93 posts in total, and 19.3% of the total comments on the site today. The aforementioned Rick has been a moderator on here since March, and he's still only managed to accumulate 90 posts in all that time.

“A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having.”

Well that's immensely fucking generous of you. In the meantime, why don't you post something interesting, that might help.

1971 or thereabouts. Maddox was 13. I'll leave you to Google it further...

I hear the next fight he arranges is going to be for a large purse. A Stella McCartney, probably.