Uncle Meatus

This usless lefty "comedian" football has been kicked about until it arrived at the feet of Channel 4 in the barrel scraping "Along for the ride with David O'Doherty". This unfunny orish cunt will cycle from TV winnebago to pre setup encounters with modern day screen icons such as ...David Ayoade,Mel Giedroyc and Grayson Perry. An old electric fire and a bath looks enticing.....

Right. I like a fucking Guinness. A new phenomena surrounding ultrasonic jewellery cleaners and pin hole flat Draught Guinness cans has made me angry and confused. Like a retard opening its cheap burger upside down. They don't work as jewellery cleaners. Arse Barnacles.

Sort Your Life Out With Stacey Solomon. This excrement ejaculated from the combination of Joe Swash, Rylan and the filthy due Solomon's arsehole is unforgivable, and unfortunately due to the digital age...undeletable......that's not even a word...

One two, two, do yo receive me.....over

You download an app or game and before you get to use the cunt they want a fucking review and stars out of 5??? What? Amazon wants reviews on stuff that haven't even fucking arrived yet! Time travelling prostitution is going to be a big problem....

That useless Gentlemen of Color Semen Receptacle has to go to jail. She won't.

The fucker should take it up with his ancient ancestors in Vegas. Cunt.

Oh look. It's rk. The lower case is on purpose and it knows it.

Nope. This site has reeked of shite for years. I'm here to stir it up.

You've been haunting this site for years and have about 6 noms.

I'm here. You lazy nasty cunts have been useless. Strap yourselves in.

Well, well well. The websites lazy, bedridden, fox bothering, faux female nom avoiding cunt.

I licked the UN quote for....fuck off

To use the Dutch House of Orange and forced Throne shite is a bit drugggy...

This is the moment your bullshit and bravado bites you.

I can't comment.....

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King Billy. The norn iron wanker and Facebook tosser.....

I'm not INCEL but there's truth in what they say. Women are always comfortable in a home that they want to impress to their mothers....

The "gutters" after sex on a wicker based bed is...after a while fucking horrendous.

I needed a single bed and mattress for a spare room in my new house. Amazon and every online retailer had beds and mattresses all made in China. Chinese people sleep on bamboo mats in paper walled homes. Why the obsession with foam mattresses in the UK?