Carl Sway

Everton are still hilarious.

5 hours ago, Decimus said:

Indeed, if Carl's Wendy House was made of glass it'd be shattered to smithereens after that angry little outburst of his.

There's something very strange about that boy. As I've said before, he is the only person who posts on here who genuinely gives me some seriously sinister vibes. He needs watching.

Well then. With a minimum of effort, I've wound you up to the extent that you've expressed a desire to meet me in public, so that we can have some sort of confrontation. You're beyond rattled and your idiocy knows no bounds. With your brittle temperament, you're not cut out for this. You let yourself down every weekend, without fail. Once again, I strongly suggest that you contact your GP's surgery, because they might be able to help someone with mental health issues like yours. Good luck.

11 hours ago, Decimus said:

I'll happily say it to your face, tiny man. PM me your address and make sure that your old man and old dear are out at the bingo on the rendezvous date.

You can bring a friend for back up if you like, not that you have any other than your virtual teenage gang on XBox Live. I'm sure that Edgelord2009 will give you plenty of moral support through your Pikachu headset.

Creepy little cunt.

You deeply disturbed little fucking weirdo.

I could have sworn there was another demented ducky comment on here last night. I wonder what the blithering idiot's gone and done now. Ah well, some people never learn.

Oh look, a precious little pissy-pants Radiohead enthusiast has made a comment about music. Fuck that. Try and enjoy your weekend, lads. In a bit.

1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said:

100 trillion to one against?

A conservative estimate.

1 minute ago, Penny Farthing said:

Fuck this nonsense Bender .. what are your thoughts on the likelihood of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe?

What are the chances of intelligent life forms existing in the jake household?

21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Really?

dreary, formulaic, empty headed white noise for lobotomised millennials. 
 Have you posted this fucking bilge simply to annoy people?

No, that wasn't the intention. I love her voice and the song is motivational and catchy and the lyrics are particularly pertinent. Sorry bro, I'm just not into the shrill, hysterical rock that you like, that's what I find to be formulaic. It takes all sorts.

https://youtu.be/eR7-AUmiNcA

On 21/07/2023 at 10:35, Decimus said:

How do you even know this awful shit exists, Carl? Are you actually a 12 year old black child, or do you just hang around with them when you're out on your skateboard?

Cowabungaring fucking idiot.

If you carry on down the doomed descent of your imagination, you might well be locked up one day. Hopefully.

@Dyslexic cnut

@Wolfie

@Decimus

https://youtu.be/P8bPIB45L34

21 minutes ago, and said:

And yet, you married one, and claim, in your younger days, to be some sort of stud/fanny magnet.

Probably more of your 'imaginings'.

Yup, the sickest 'imagination' on CC, without a doubt. The mind boggles about what could be going on inside that cunt's walnut sized brain.

2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Always been consistent, some drudgy average shit but they’ve always managed to turn out the odd gold nugget to keep the mine open. 
 Their longevity is impressive alone. I’m not a big fan and i could probably only name 7 or 8 songs, but I have a soft spot for any band that I can remember on the radio as an 8 year old, and are still drawing crowds now I’m 51.

It's like he tries to do doomy gloomy, but he can't do it like Eldritch or Bauhaus or Banshees. He's like Eldritch Lite. If longevity in itself was impressive, we'd be lauding Cliff Richard.

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

For some reason, I always picture you jigging around to ‘Itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini’ by Timmy Mallett. 
What are your thoughts on Depeche Mode?

I think they're overrated. Some good singles, but couldn't stomach a whole album of it, plus Gahan's voice isn't very much of anything.

I've never been a fan of the high pitched yelling style of rock singing, Plant, Rose and cunts of that ilk. It just sounds silly. I'd sooner listen to Bernard Sumner and Shaun Ryder try to sing than any of the 'heavy rock' nonsense. Dirt by Alice in Chains is awesome, mind you.

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

Indeed, I imagine that the most recent iteration in the franchise, "Rise of the Beasts" is more your flavour.

Lololol.

Fuck off.

You imagine things of that nature frequently. Evidently it's you that has the problem. Contact your GP before it's too late. 

On 19/05/2023 at 11:37, Eric Cuntman said:

I didn’t know who Haley steinberg was. But I looked her up. She was excellent in Bumblebee. More like daughter material at my age though.

I've seen Bumblebee now. Not my cup of tea at all. The only things that made it tolerable were the Smiths songs, the Smiths t-shirt, the Damned t-shirt, and the Elvis Costello and The Attractions t-shirt.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

Haven't you gone to bed yet?

Yep, we all know what happens when he's tired.

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

I bet that you’ve used that line a few times at the local public baths? Wanker.

That's yet another bet that you would lose. Please gamble responsibly, dickhead.

22 minutes ago, Snowy said:

My niche is a thick as fuck binman,yours is a possible pervert ,stay in your lane and hope I don't turn my attention fully towards you, you have been warned.

Get fucked with your empty threats, you imbecilic simpleton. Possible pervert? Amuse me Jester, tell me why you believe the shite that decimus spouts. With your absence of wit and logic and your extremely limited command of language, you're way out of your depth kidder.

'It might also point out to you ,that as I said the double standards on here' . What the actual fuck? Is this Stavros The Kebab Shop Owner?

1 hour ago, Snowy said:

 

What a fucking weirdo you are. And thick as fuck with it. Roops is tearing you to shreds elsewhere and you decide to post this bollocks in response to a Mary Chain song about rain. Never mind eh? Your next six month break is going to provide you with some precious respite from constantly getting it wrong and not owning up to it. Enjoy.

https://youtu.be/G5x1F9ohRa4

4 hours ago, and said:

Here's one for you, Peter, you love a life on the ocean waves...

 

Maybe he's just having a bad day? Mind you, he does seem to be having a bad day every day.

https://youtu.be/BWvXKQjd2a4