Roadkill

Where the fuck have you been?

The RPG to a Toyota would be my go-to. Most of them are malnourished little sand wogs and don't have the strength for a clean decapitation. There was one a few years back where they tried to cut his legs and head off at the same time, started freaking out at the superhuman strength getting cut to pieces alive tends to give a person. They resorted to simply dogpiling the cunt and pulling off the rest of the head by hand, resulting in what looked like the "Relax" music video, but with different fluids. I miss LiveLeak...

Just imagine the fucking thing hanging from the rafters ready to pounce on you like a rabid orangutan as you stumble your way to bed after a night out...

Why haven't you killed @Basil? You've just pulled his legs off and left him crippled and screeching nonce allegations.

Sadly, it isn't fatal, but at least she looks funny now. Maybe the bloated fucking land whale can work it into her standup routine instead of constantly rambling on about her defective fucking minge. Hopefully it'll make it more difficult for her to squat on the unsuspecting cocks of passed out men and pass it all off as a "joke" later, too. Sinister fucking designated by committee "comedian". If we're lucky, the change in air pressure on her next assigned flight to an event she has no right hosting causes her to explosively decompress.

Well, finish him. You started this conflict, Harold. The mods are obviously on holiday, so it's your responsibility.

Afternoon, Basil. Wonderful stuff.

Oh, absolutely, Eric. @Decimus, wherever the cunt is, will be smiling in his sleep at the prospect of at least one nonce accusation being declared here tonight.

I noticed you working on the cunts on other threads tonight, I think we can both take credit. Honestly surprised @ChildeHarold won it though. @Basil came in with a very nice trap but I think the pressure got to him in those last, defining moments.

I think you might have got a bit excited there, Baz. He can get you fucked off for nonce allegations. Good show, though.

He's actually got you here, Harold. You need to explain yourself immediately, I hope for your sake it was just you being a naïve spacker: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/society/2021/jul/25/uk-ireland-child-sexual-abuse-scout-movement

@ChildeHarold?

You bitch and moan about cunts not taking your "content" seriously and you've just filled this poor fuckers nice, new and engaging nomination with utter fucking drivel.

Seems like the basic story is that the scout leaders (fully grown men who like to play with little boys in the woods) lost him before he decided to be a stupid twat. Technically, they are responsible, however, I think it's a bit harsh to expect them to keep cunts this level of stupid alive. It's the same with cunts getting angry at the Police when adolescent spackers riding around on illegal motorbikes end up smeared across the road - the institution is responsible, but they've really only hastened the inevitable.

I'm at the Sea Life Centre. Fuck off.

Go and get one of those free Russian passports they're handing out then, instead of shitting all over here with your retarded, malformed political commentary.

Simple cunts like Hawwod get frustrated at the concept of democracy. Strong man cunts like Putin are easier for them to like and support - they'll spend decades in power with absolutely no real political rivals and take credit for every single goal and accomplishment reached, whilst having a spider web of fawning lackeys to throw to the wolves in the event of any failure. It gives the illusion of competence and sinister intellect that men who wear combat pants to garden centres and played with Action Man as a child flock to.

Up to this point I've actually been well known for being a fence sitting twat, often refusing to pile onto some of the more targeted members such as @Penny Farthing and @and that often clash with the rest of the tribe. I've shown annoying little spastic newbies, such as @Old Chap Raasclaat and @Dyslexic cnut were, how to survive and flourish on what this place used to be and gave the likes of @King Billy a second chance when we started off as enemies. They're all more than you could ever hope to be on here now. The only cunt up until you that I had a real problem with was Pete - who revealed himself to be a certified nonce, who was also the only cunt I've ever genuinely reported. I've been known to stir the shit occasionally for my own amusement and the ultimate betterment of others, but with you, Harold - I just get the impression that you're a worthless fucking prat who's only lasting effect is to speed up the death of a place I once enjoyed. So... I'm going to torment you. I'm going to get under your skin and make you squeal like the little piggy that you are. You can brush me off with all of the default bollocks random posts you like, but the very fact that you've already mentioned me twice to other users today, calling me a snake and a shit stirrer, shows me that I'm already in your cramped little mind. Stay tuned.

"She" is a tranny - plus I think the sick fucker might be into the punishment you suggest. True justice would be to slather it in cat food, disembowel it and throw it into a pit full of hungry kitty cats.

I've never reported you, Harold. I'd happily smash your spongy little moon face in with a brick until I can see your malformed fucking brainstem through your eye sockets, but I'd never, ever snitch on you.

Good heavens, Harold, did I hit a nerve? I made sure not to mention any names, but clearly you're at least vaguely self aware of your own lack of performance. The last nom I posted was about the Putin interview - you remember the one - where you got all pissy because I didn't rub your belly for being a good little boy and replying with your usual, open ended, vague fucking dreg? Fuck off you discarded tampon, festering in the gutters of the meanest Calcuttan slum.

This place is already fucked, Wolfie. Not one cunt has had a meltdown in about a year, fuckers just want to have long, boring fucking political fucking wank circles where they can safely bask in the echo chamber of saying shite they've probably already bored their real life acquaintances with long, long ago. It's not about cunting anything any more - it's about having a fucking moan and getting your little online mates to play agony aunt with you and sympathetically pat your hand as you declare woe and damnation.

If you shout it loud enough in a crowded place you can get away in the resulting pandemonium before you get in trouble though.

This place used to be alive with conflict. A modern take on the ancient act of "flynting" if you will. Members conversed important topics whilst also displaying their skill and etiquette of insulting and goading one another. You fuckers are just exchanging paragraphs of arsehole fingering obviousness. "Gobberment lies!" "Yea, Gobberment lies! Gobberment bad!" Fucking piss weasels.

I wasn't talking from your perspective.