Roadkill

My cat had to have an ultrasound the other day and they shaved his stomach. That's what this reminds me of.

I bet the floors were sticky and there was some fat guy asleep in his seat at the end of the movie who everyone ignored. I once ended up paying a fiver for two bottles of water at the Odeon near mine, then got to sit through an entire movie that was just enough out of focus to give me a headache. Did you also have those insecure cunts who laugh really loud at the funny bits so everyone else will join in? They're the worst...

That's truly shameful, Extremecunt. I'm sure you're totally innocent of any wrong doing on your behalf and even if you weren't you were manipulated into doing it by today's societal pressures. +1 like

I've seen some funny stuff on here. Bubba C told me to drink the contents of my mothers cleaning caddy on another thread. It was moderately entertaining.

Hmmm... I think you're warming to me. If what Quincy says is true you're practically hitting on me right now

Thinking it might be one of the junkies that hang around in the alleyway behind his house.

Newcastle.

Tragically, I'm 28. And I don't know where Compton is...

You flatterer, you

That one actually made me smile Good job!

Perhaps that's the problem. The insults on here are really tame compared to some of the older stuff I've seen today. It's all calling each other gay or single word comebacks like 'Idiot' or 'Moron', or just saying 'fuck off'...

Nah. I join up and we all turn into 'tards. I have that effect on people.

So I've been thinking about a solution to the original problem in this post. Block ALL of the toilets one day and observe your collogues during the day. Whoever is MOST pissed off about the toilets being out of order is probably your guy - he'll most likely have severe constipation due to his toilet-killing stool so he will be slowed and weakened - leaving him perfectly vulnerable to the righteous justice you want to bestow upon him.

Also a possibility. It's my computer desk thoigh.

You're a very angry person on every thread I meet you

I know I'm so badass. On another note two of my dealers have been robbed recently and had ammonia thrown in their faces. Might be a new trend so warn your guys if you got any. Nasty shit.

Hate when they give you it in loo roll. Prefer baggies

Fuck it if Putin says so...

Tickled Pink, Ann Summers, FetShop... basically all the places you can get lady stuff from have a wide selection on male toys too for both homos and straight

Coz it's fashionable to like fags. People like jumping on bandwagons and making villain figures out of the ones that oppose their beliefs. When it comes to hot topic stuff like sexuality, race and religion there'll always be people who side with the defending party even if they don't fully support the idea. This can be frustrating, but also means they can often be easily manipulated for your entertainment. Besides it's the internet, who honestly gives a fuck what people really think?

I have to admit, it's sickeningly one-sided. It's like social studies at a university. Next people will be talking about micro-transgressions and feminism like they're valid issues. It's the internet, people! Embrace the hate! Use the anonymity that will so soon be a thing of the past! I personally don't like Tibet. I think they're a whiny bunch of pacifist morons who play victim to make China look bad! See! It's great!

"Presently" aww, you think I have potential

I'll admit I have no idea what any of that meant. Did you call me foul?

I remember RE at school. It was taught by some weird grubby looking balding dude who constantly used hand gestures. Used to really creep me the fuck out that guy. Just stopped smoking the gange myself. Four days clean but man oh man am I feeling the itch.