Greg

I thought we had been over this H. Savile's cottage is in Glen Coe. Chuck resides in Deeside. They are not cheek by jowl & if you attempted the journey at this time of year you wouldn't make it. One day I shall drive you around these scenic places, if you haven't succumbed to prostate cancer by then because you can't get a PSA test.

Is he forcing things down their throats? I'm partial to some Foie Gras myself.

H, are you undergoing some sort of crisis of faith? I'll pop over to yours and shove my cock right up your ronson like a Hamas freedom fighter. See you how you like it (& don't offer any pre-payment).

Biffins Bridge, H. An early battle in the failed '45 Jacobite campaign.

Raas, I fail to comprehend why you keep warning people anyway.

Fair point KB. The bookies have Trump 6/5 & GropeyJoe 2/1.

I've been to Rum you fucking cunt. Fuck off. When was the last time you were on a ferry?

H, your obsession with Sir Jimmy Savile is not something we should discuss on this forum. What we can touch on is your ludicrous allegation of 'a rented cottage in Scotland close to somewhere Charles had a place.' Glen Coe is nowhere near Deeside. You are a fucking cunt when it comes to geography.

KB it's unlikely Raas has any Wray & Nephew in his pantry. His preferred rums are Sailor Jerrrys & Mount Gay.

H, I'm surprised at your paranoia. This Sceptred Isle is still a beacon to uncivilised natives in far flung corners of the world such as France.

What is '25,00 0+'? Were you on the grey bus to school?

You seem to be under some sort of constant psychological attack. When I said you were in a secure psychiatric hospital I was throwing something out there, but now I'm not so sure. Everything you post is filled with angst, dread, self-consciousness. Ket & shrooms should give you some respite.

I knew you were another one. This fucking forum has gone all in. Fuck off.

Gypsy you're the one who keeps referencing 'hammered'. And I know why. Fuck off back to the Jackhammer Club in Wells Way where you used to serve cocktails.

Thank fuck.

You did advise me to commit suicide old chap. Obviously that's not going to happen. You however....I can't see a "happy ending"...

Doesn't surprise me you two have chummed up. A bit like Gooch & Tavare in the halcyon days before AIDS.

Cunt. What else are you not aware of?

Thanks H. I always knew you were on my side.

To answer your questions in order. No, no, yes and no.

It's hardly derailment. Some cunt was talking about cultural traditions & lands of origin. Throw you in that mix, & you get Black Morris dancers, or I suppose White voodoo rituals in Dorset. As for unprovoked attacks I suggest you visit the Calton area of Glasgow. Tongs ya bass.

I came across your autobiography in Daunts.

A wig? No man, this was more like a long white hat.

To wit, look @OldChapMacRascaltwat Morris dancing below

Don't know why you're going to a fenian shindig anyway.