Mrs Roops

Punter bawls his head off but, "I'm not crying"

An entitled dick writes, Pushy little git aren't you, There is no obligation by The Corner to approve any application for puntership. You initially registered two accounts early this morning (BST) and as the rules make clear, we do not allow multi-ID's. Consequently we declined both applications. Clearly you lacked the wherewithal to take the hint because again you've registered two accounts nearly two and a half hours ago. I've terminated the other account. Welcome, I suppose...

Nah, could've walked it. I simply lost faith.

Women take three holy vows to become nun, (male) priests take the sacraments. Never mind Punkers, at least I know jack about golf.

As Roadkill surmised, "Recent output on the site is slightly more promising than its been in months today". In fact the daytime discourse has been above par generally, especially for a Friday. All you've done is to log in and start fights. I sense I'm addressing a brick wall so we'll send you to bed now without supper.

Cut it out for now, Albert. You won't be asked again.

No, that's the taking of Holy Vows, Punkers, I was asking about taking the Sacraments. Odd question I know, but are you actually a Catholic?

If you look, most Islamic states have sites of non-Islamic places of worship. Even Saudi Arabia, notionally the most hard-line of Islamic state is now softening it's stance. The Saudi theologians reasoning behind that is that the concept of Dins was mistranslated from religious authority to religion. (The prophet preached against "two Dins"). All religions are based on backward and outdated teachings; think of "creationism" that is sweeping across America. I agree about the "tar brush" but we a making a monumental error in believing that the vast majority of Muslims hold the same views as the radicals.

Ah, just the man, tell me Punkers, do you have the latest figures of women taking the Sacrament of Holy Orders within the Catholic Church?

You ought to get out more... The segregation you describe can be found in many Christian places of worship around the world including that of the UK. I personally attend The Church of Mammon, where these days not only is attendance bereft of libtards but also class-warrior retards where talent, not gender qualifies a place at the top table.

Good ol' Judge - guarantted to add spice and colour to a thread! Islam is no different to Christianity in that unsound people will subvert interpretations of the holy scriptures for the pursuit of power, dominance and control over the inherently peaceful and gentle masses. Thanks to modern communications and on-line platforms the spread of radical Islam was achieved a lot quicker than the expanded radicalism of old.

Its fortunate that young Marcus isn't a "public official" otherwise he could have easily found himself at the wrong end of a private prosecution for "misconduct" initiated by the saps who subscribed to his crowd-funding shenanigans. They thought they were funding the legal costs of a "Get Boris" criminal court case. It now appears they were also supporting Marcus Ball in maintaining a lifestyle that he was accustomed to. Here's a PDF file of some of the financial reports of "Brexit Justice", https://uploads.strikinglycdn.com/files/3446e816-6bb7-4203-aaf2-673a192daea4/Brexit Justice Financial Spending Reports 1-4 summary (2).pdf It appears that crowd funders have underwritten the costs of his flat share to the tune of £1020/mth. The flat was chosen because it included security staff and fitness gym. Marcus explains that the costs were justified because, "Good health, fitness and confidence helps me to perform better at work" - sentiments that I entirely agree with but I can't help thinking that Marcus would be best served if the fund was placed under the control of trustees who would rein in his millennial attitudes of self-entitlement.

...and so unnecessary. Maryamm is a British Muslim who presumably takes prescribed medication. The vast majority of British Imams would allow her a relaxed Ramadan as full compliance would be injurious to her health.

It was fortunate for the narcissistic Marcus Ball that the magistrate was out of her depth and waived the case on to the crown court 'cos this clearly is an abuse of process. Even his solicitor looked a bit sheepish as he stumbled over the interview after the hearing. Conveniently, Mr Ball is entering into a state of Purdah and will no longer be saying anything more until the case is over. This of course avoids the awkward question as why he isn't going after the former Prime Minister, the ex Chancellor of the Exchequer, the Governor of the Bank of England and former President of the USA who all spoke in their official capacities whilst presenting Operation Fear. Mr Ball has insisted that he is a neutral observer to the Brexit process.

I was being complimentary about Mrs Decs. May I suggest you actually read the site rules with special attention to Rule 12 and so avoid making a complete prat of yourself in future?

...and that ladies and gentleman is what happens when a punter with small-man syndrome becomes tired and over-emotional. Far be it from me to make a suggestion after pressing all his buttons but he should seek permission from the saintly Mrs Decs if he could have forty winks.

You are both crossing the line. @Earl Albert of Ross, alter quotes again and you will be coolered.

Glowworm, I wish you wouldn't ignore my advice. In times like this one should always play the long game.

You did that last night in the hall, have you cleared it up?

...all this bollox about "blocking" yet the offended octad still make an effort to ignore their right to ignore...

Corrected, thanks.

It was Decs who brought up "ancient fucking history" but no worries... Anyway, its Bank Holiday weekend - a time on The Corner where tradition dictates that the site's divas flounce off with requests to "delete my account" or other announcements about post strikes, sabbaticals and now it seems, blocking people. I would disagree that "feuds generate traffic" One-off arguments with the occasional meltdown does make the site interesting but long-term, incessant bullying by the same people and gang mentality has the opposite effect. When Decs and his clique were kicked off, traffic, hits and post count went up markedly. Considering your own history at The Corner your position on people returning with new ID's is hypocritical to say the least. "Sweat of [your] balls"? You're having a laugh - you don't have any 'cos they're in the small items compartment of my handbag...

It seems it was the "men in grey suits" that finally did Mrs May in, no doubt after receiving early exit poll results. TBF, Mrs May was a hard grafter and understood the political game, but like Ted Heath lacked the public persona to carry the people with her. Listening to spads who convinced her to repeatedly trot out "strong and stable leadership" didn't help either. In truth Mrs May was in an invidious position, the country was divided and the UK's negotiating position with the EU was weakened by politicians who refused to accept the referendum result which in turn emboldened the EU negotiators and their political masters. The country needed a forceful conviction politician like Mrs Thatcher as a consensus PM would never be able to deliver the goods.

Not too long ago, Decs made Sleeve a member of the "Bore Four" yet here we are , two strange bedfellows holding glands snug under the duvet comforting and reassuring each other in their justification of trampling over Rule 7. Now, you two duplicitous dicks may well carry on with the wailing and stomping of feet but you don't get to decide who is in and who is out. I despise bullies so carry on with using the block facility so you don't have to read what offends you and just STFU.

No worries, I don't see a hissy fit, merely guess-work fuelled by bigotry presented as fact. "Women love the gays" but you have no idea as to why. I'd say women are relaxed in the company of gay men for reasons that must be obvious but I'll let you stew on that one. What followed was a diatribe of esoteric conspiracy theories that apparently you have knowledge of. The reason why your OP was edited was far more prosaic - it contained an inference that In my opinion was libellous. If I were the liberal harridan you describe then the entire post would have been deleted.