camberwell gypsy

This happened to me a few weeks ago.

Don't be so racist Harold. I'm offended.

Turn the clock back in Liverpool anymore and it will be the fucking bronze age.

Slitty Eyed Phil sounds like a country and western song. (To the tune of 'Cotton Eyed Joe'):🎵 Is he a mirage or is he real everyone loves ole slitty eyed Phil🎵 I'll get me Stetson

Princess Di's shinbone?

He needs his vitamin C.

I have. The only bright spot was the curry house in Rishton which was fucking awesome.

Lucozade

Jack and Danny > Fanny

I always look forward to your "Blackburnesque" (Tony, not the Northern shithole) jokes, Bawsey. But they're few and far between nowadays.

I was logged on all night because I forgot to log off. I'm on here sometimes after 11 but to be honest, this site isn't entertaining as it used to be.

A line from 'Hill Street Blues' comes to mind: "It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'"

Geronimo

Well I certainly don't want to see anymore potential artists, sportspeople and lovely kids who light up rooms when they enter, having their lives snuffed out at such a young age. It makes me sad.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68122714 I don't know what to think about this bollocks. Apparently, they climb a high building or structure jump off and at the last few seconds open their chute. Well this fucking idiot did this and........it didn't fucking open and he turns into a pavement pizza. Now whatever rows their boat, but what a about the poor cunts at ground level who witness some fuckwit who spreads himself across the terrain at maximum velocity, the poor cunts who have to scrape them up and pour them into buckets or the unfortunate fucker they land on. Now, I don't want to exit this life while some prick lands on me when I'm out strolling enjoying my cornetto. General Franco was a cunt.

Frank? No he's dead from cancer. Again.

I'm sure a few irons have been in them

You know I'm joshing. Besides, being called a cunt on here is a badge of honour

Fuck off you foreign cunt.

They won the first test last time they were there. Hartley was brilliant on debut, so maybe they have a world class spinner at last.

At least the convicts got beat by the slaves so that's cheered me up.

So I wake up, looking on my phone to see if our glorious boys in white have been finally stuffed by the curry munchers only to find that we are on the verge of actually beating them. I don't have Sky Sports so turn on the radio. BBC 5 live extra have fuck all on it and Radio 5 live have two foreigners playing fucking tennis. I fucking despair, I really do.

That last sentence, are you talking about Rotherham?

Maybe they've gone on holiday by accident.

Would you have volunteered in 1914? Because some aristo cunt and his missus you'd never heard of got blown away in some country you've never heard of? All the the aristos, including our own Bosch royal family were all fucking related anyway. Would you have gone to war because we had to jump to the defence of Belgium? I don't think so Harold. Churchill was the Lord high admiral at the time and he told Asquith that if the Royal Navy was put on high alert, the sausage munchers wouldn't fuck with us.