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A friend of mine from Denmark set up an awards ceremony for Public Entertainers and Actors Of Danish Origin (PEADO) awards. For some reason it never took off. Mads Mikkelsen was pissed off.

You can always go to Zimbabwe and set one up. I'm sure Adolf Mugabe would make you very welcome

There is a dangerous shortage of bees in this country so anyone who takes up beekeeping should be applauded

The more wealthy parents fuck their kids off to minders during the week and then at weekends pack them off to clubs. Hardly see them

What is this Tootsie? Yeah I'm gonna snatch (no pun snatch) me wig off and announce I'm Brian from Braintree and I'm the bastard son of Frank and Lady P. For fuck sake

We should pull out of it anyway. It's all a pile of dung. But no doubt the beeb don't want to upset the sheeple who sit there every year shouting at the TV how "everyone hates us, at least the paddies gives us 4 points" and "fucking Greeks always give the Cypriots 12 points let's see who the Cypriots give 12 points to: Oh theres a fucking surprise...etc...etc. "

Come on: he was "doing research". Everyone knows that.

Come on that's unfair. She's an avid reader. She's near the end of Peter and Jane ladybird series. 'This is Peter. This is Jane. This is Pat the dog. Pat has a red ball. Pat likes the red ball'.

Who are you?

If you say so

So you're a 'Don't know' then MC?

I'm sure Leonard Sachs used "Stapadicktomy" on 'The Good Old Days' years ago.

Can someone tell me what this nom is about exactly?

That's a caravan

You could try lobbing a grenade in. Save all that fucking about with rods.

Ah see. Aren't you grateful that these lovely people have moved here to share their culture and enrich British society?

The old trick catching ducks or geese is to take a couple of slices of mother's pride and a burlap sack (club hammer optional).

The old trick catching ducks or geese is to take a couple of slices of mother's pride and a burlap sack (club hammer optional).

Goosanders? Wasn't he an American astronaut?

No wonder she stalks these halls at night. Some say she casts no shadow.

Which one? There's so many on this site

Fuck you're boring. Sorry but you are.

Never had one for your fish supper then 'eavens?

They are mainly fished from canals I believe.

I don't think Penelope's pussy is that great