camberwell gypsy

I've had one of these. Very nice. Related to Perch

Interesting ?

Does it mean there are more than one Lady Penelope? She obviously believes she is the real one and not a fake. There are too many fakes around now. You get one thinking it's the real McCoy, couple of days later it falls apart. My mate got a fake Lady P and the fucking head fell off. John Tracy's a cunt

You need to ?it

You want a couple of lezzers doncha Neil?

Bobo the clown was thrown from his car and suffered a head injury in the circus last night. Trauma expert Prof Terence Shitpeas told reporters that Bobo was in a critical condition and was currently on "laugh support". Ithangyou

*exaggerated under Artistic License You mean 'autistic license' surely?

Hello anytime

Well little Tabitha who was with me took her socks and she wasn't a gypsy. Her dad was doing 14 years for arm robbery granted. But she wasn't a gypsy.

Stuff it

I've never abandoned a gay in my life

I was caught by the caretaker jumping over gravestones at a cemetery in Wiltshire. He was very angry. Obviously not a steeplechase man

People who say "eaten by worms" are thick. How many types of worm in existence can eat through a fucking coffin?

The gypsy likes that The Lady Penelope likes this?

Trigonometry, calculus, logorythms.....those Greeks were cunts

I'm divorced so I don't care what he does with his chocolate starfish (whatever that is)

Lorry surfing was a hobby for us kids. We used to wait outside the dairy gates as a lorry pulled out and we would jump on the back (there was a foothold) and ride it. Some drivers would be wise to it and as you were chasing it, would slam the brakes on and if you were unlucky enough, you would plough straight into the back. That's how we lost little Laura. Lucky for me, because I swapped shoes with her when we were waiting for the ambulance. Always had better clothes than me did Laura.

He can put me in handcuffs anytime

What you got against this guy?

Don't call me Al

Bugger! I knew I'd forgotten something.

A lot of people

I just call him "PW" for short

People who end sentences with "fuck off" piss me off. They can just fuck off

When they go 'travelling' it's backpacking in some lawless third world shithole and then wonder why they end up face down in a ditch with a hole in the back of their head. That's why I stay clear of Portugal