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Also the germans wouldn't have been able to keep up the rocket programme because it was too costly and the fuel for these rockets were taking up over a third of the fuel alcohol production. The V2s psychological affect on britains population far outweighd its usefulness. Basically bombing some country from the air was far more affective.

Luckily for us they had problems with 'airburst' so the majority of their early launches were total fuck-ups.

Asshats! That made me laugh. I like it.

We fucked their airforce so they could do jack shit to us. They could have tried after that but there would have been a lot of nazis at the bottom of the English channel. But sure what do I know!

He sang with Wild Willie Barrett didn't he?

STD?

When I was little I was scared of my brothers because they used to beat the shit out of me for a laugh. Then my granddad taught me how to box and I used to get beaten up even worse because I pissed them off even more by hurting them.

Don't these things have a venom that can seriously harm you but they don't have the fangs to inject it?

Every year we get to mid September and i always say "ooh been lucky ain't seen one of em daddy long legs thingys". Soon as i say it one of the little cunts gets into my bedroom when I'm reading before bedy byes. Then I'm having to chase the fucker round the bedroom ceiling with a rolled up copy of "Pikey monthly'.

I specialised in being a human statue in the early 80s. My work was called 'poor little sleepy girl' and consisted of me lying face down in an alcoholic coma in peoples front rooms, gardens or just on the pavement.

Great; Vine isn't on today because he was up allnight presenting the scottish referendum. They'll have wall to wall music on Radio2 this lunchtime. No such fucking luck. All they are going on about is the result and having a shitload of stuffed shirts talking about where scotland goes next. FFS!!!!!

Wouldn't you be able to see that the bog roll is running low without this? Anyway; if you are in an emergency you can always use the calculator paper

A few times when Im out and this has happened Ive had to 'drip dry'! Luckily never been caught short shitwise.

I think Ming the Merciless is the worstest. He was a real cunt and no mistake.

I can pretend I'm a Somali pirate!

Keep 'em peeled! When I was a kid Police 5 was always on before the friday film at 10.30. And they use to have 'Junior police 5' aimed at kids on a saturday morning, where some kids had their raleigh choppers stolen. Thats when our caravan site got raided and all the villagers came for us.

The arseholes on these cop reality shows do themselves no favour the way they treat motorists they pull over for either the slightest infringement or "a hunch"! Fucking nazis the lot of them

I bet he had his jeans halfway down his legs like these plankton wear them. I guess it must be easy to bash them up. As they'll be to busy pulling them up when you steam into them.

Never see a copper on the beat? Go to a random vehicle check and you'll see over 30 of the buggers standing there and then they do fuck all but just watch the handful of DVLA nazis interviewing innocent motorists! You can see where the met police's priorities lie!

Maybe they should get that fat blonde woman off "Criminal Minds". They give her "who has a white van with a dent in the side in Seattle" she keys in (bish bosh bash) and viola "I have 3 with a dent in the side: One owner's dead; one owners in jail and one owners a convicted peadophile". Right thats the fucker, tool up we're on our way.

Contact Westwood and get him and his crew around to pimp his mobility scooter when his out in the car.

Mumsnet is full of middle class twats.

I think Gordon Brown has done a brilliant job for the YES lobby. I watched his performance earlier and if I was scottish and unsure what way to go I would definately vote for independance after watching him.

Lorry drivers are cunts. Especially the ones that stare down at me when Im sat at lights. I mean haven't they seen a woman scratching her fanny for fucks sake!

Follow the owner and see where he lives. Then sit back and dream up all the things you're going to do to make his life a fucking misery!