Just wait until St. David of Beckham weighs in with his view (when somebody shows him it's a place and not the ex Spurs and England geordie piss head). I mean his "We're all one team" comment on staying in the EU was compelling.
Oh yeah! The bloke who sat against a tree and slashed his wrists and bled to death. Despite the fact that there was no fucking blood anywhere near the body.
We'll send @Eric Cuntmandown there. He's got experience in not letting in any dusky cunts to establishments. A few Malbec swilling spics will be no problem for him.
It's alright Bill, he can't monitor everyone's internet comments. He won't come after you with a syringe full of noddychoc if you called him a slap headed midget.