camberwell gypsy

Middle class bastard

If the next bag doesn't have a 'U' in it she could move the L up against the I to spell 'CUNT'! Because that's what she is.

He likes fish sticks

Dartford should be pinpointed. Preferably with a Trident

Maybe he wanted to get off Scott free! Get it? Scott free; Captain Scott? I'll get me kuspuk and muff.

Don't call me ginger.

Is he still doing Catchphrase? "Say what you see"!

Yeah. 220,000-500,000 Roma liked it so much they never came back.

Deporting people comes naturally to the Germans eh?

I wonder what reception you'd get if you ordered a black and tan at Croke Park during the national GAA final?

What about the racist biscuit thread?

Oh for fuck sake. Are they the same company that made 'Beat a gypsy out of doors'? 'Empire Games' they were called.

Dx on medical notes mean 'Diagnosed' as in 'Mr William Stickers Dx with terminal verbal diarrhoea'.

Ok. A monkey says it isn't!

Roman Catholic helicopters? What Protestant ones not good enough?

I think he was in it as well.

Utter shite that was.

I see your avatar is a tribute to the legendary Bayldon. Loved Catweazel when I were a nipper.

I'm glad I was Drunk for most of the 80s and missed this televisual delight.

Just to let you know, Philip Harben is on television tomorrow evening at 7:30pm (after pathe empire news) showing housewives how to entertain at home using food we have bought with our rationing cards. After which there's another exciting episode of Dick Barton on the radiogram. That Stalin's a cunt eh?

Day off today so I watched Kyle Show (fuck off ok?). There was a large 40 year old woman who was pregnant with her 11th sprog (or was it her 12th?) Kyle asked her how many father's? "Four" was the proud reply. She was on there because the fucking current idiot was doing a lie detector for cheating. "If he's lying I'll leave 'im". No doubt to find another idiot to pump out another benefits bounty.

People in the medical profession aren't meant to tell overweighted people they are fat. Indeed the use of the 'F' word is discouraged in case it causes upset to the rotund cu.... sorry, person.

Sleepwalking

That looks like the gizmo I had to wear on my ankle for a few months.

I bet you still wear flowery housecoats, heavy clog shoes and a hair net. I didn't think you had time to watch tv, what with putting the washing through the mangle and shining the door knocker. Btw isn't Thursday doorstep scrubbing day?