camberwell gypsy

Come on that's unfair. She's an avid reader. She's near the end of Peter and Jane ladybird series. 'This is Peter. This is Jane. This is Pat the dog. Pat has a red ball. Pat likes the red ball'.

Who are you?

If you say so

So you're a 'Don't know' then MC?

I'm sure Leonard Sachs used "Stapadicktomy" on 'The Good Old Days' years ago.

Can someone tell me what this nom is about exactly?

That's a caravan

You could try lobbing a grenade in. Save all that fucking about with rods.

Ah see. Aren't you grateful that these lovely people have moved here to share their culture and enrich British society?

The old trick catching ducks or geese is to take a couple of slices of mother's pride and a burlap sack (club hammer optional).

The old trick catching ducks or geese is to take a couple of slices of mother's pride and a burlap sack (club hammer optional).

Goosanders? Wasn't he an American astronaut?

No wonder she stalks these halls at night. Some say she casts no shadow.

Which one? There's so many on this site

Fuck you're boring. Sorry but you are.

Never had one for your fish supper then 'eavens?

They are mainly fished from canals I believe.

I don't think Penelope's pussy is that great

I've had one of these. Very nice. Related to Perch

Interesting ?

Does it mean there are more than one Lady Penelope? She obviously believes she is the real one and not a fake. There are too many fakes around now. You get one thinking it's the real McCoy, couple of days later it falls apart. My mate got a fake Lady P and the fucking head fell off. John Tracy's a cunt

You need to ?it

You want a couple of lezzers doncha Neil?

Bobo the clown was thrown from his car and suffered a head injury in the circus last night. Trauma expert Prof Terence Shitpeas told reporters that Bobo was in a critical condition and was currently on "laugh support". Ithangyou

*exaggerated under Artistic License You mean 'autistic license' surely?