camberwell gypsy

Fucking hell.

Stop doing it then Decs!

"If that's Lord Wellington tell him to fuck off"..Christina Rossetti 1830 - 1894

Well it certainly sounds more plausible then tectonic plate movement bollocks scientists come up with.

Bunch of fucking idiots who didnt vote for Trump protesting at a bunch of fucking idiots who voted for Trump. Btw, the dozy cunt with the purple face saying she was going to die needs to stay out of the sun as it turns her chubby face purple.

Oh yes!

Is he a prime minister or an anagram?

Being threatened by Lady P is like being threatened by Don 'whispering grass' Estelle.

Proton 1.3? You is well 'ard Innit?

My great grandfather fought professionaly in the early 20s at heavyweight but in those days heavyweights were smaller than today. My grandad fought in and out of the ring, winning inter services titles. My dad fought as an amateur as well as my brothers when they were younger. My brothers taught me how to fight when I started getting shit from boys from another school on my way to and from school. One little team cornered me in a side street calling me a pikey whore. When there ring leader made a grab for me I grabbed his wrist in a wrist lock (my uncle was a wrestler showed me some moves) and I made the little cunt scream and cry. I should have stuck the boot in but he gave up. Never bothered me again. It was lucky for him in a way because if he had have done anything to me, my brothers would have killed him and his crew. Anyway, Shaw's record and those of other unlicensed fighters can't always be verified for obvious reasons

And my dress as well. I'm not leaving that.

What's brought that outburst on? Somebody piss on your sugar puffs?

Actually I correct myself. She probably eats the lot, the fucking chubster. Oh yeah sister! You fucking earned all the shit you get from here on in.

She probably helps makes the sandwiches for the local KKK whist drives. Typical fucking hillbilly

She looks like a real charmer

Football's for .......ah sod it Can't be bothered.

Stephen Fry?

Fucking Pierrepoint. I'd like to think that Ruth Ellis gobbed a greeny right into his face just as he was putting the hood on her.

They wouldn't have me would they?

Savoy grill voucher? More like a Savile voucher. Uhuhuhuhuhuhu

Or fall off it.

Specially if you're barefoot and wearing a piss stained dress. Eh Pen?

Bollocks. Everything above Islington is the north in my books.

Is that a barstool?

What a load of shit